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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2695 on: January 08, 2016, 05:30:45 PM »
FIFA is so fucking crooked.
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« Reply #2696 on: January 08, 2016, 08:10:02 PM »
Only the Italian Women's national team can manage to get more bush on the pitch.
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« Reply #2697 on: January 11, 2016, 01:06:50 PM »
FIFA President Sepp Blatter's concept of an even playing field.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2698 on: January 11, 2016, 04:27:57 PM »
(and to think I thought the 'hockey rink' reply was the winner).  Once a grasshopper, always a grasshopper.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2699 on: January 11, 2016, 04:36:59 PM »
Giclιe hoped that when LuEllen posted her profile on "Thick 'n' Furry" he'd not have to endure her ardor anymore...until he realized he was in the profile pic too.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2700 on: January 11, 2016, 04:38:09 PM »
That bitch has nursed one too many pups......
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« Reply #2701 on: January 11, 2016, 04:43:07 PM »
What a dog face.
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« Reply #2702 on: January 11, 2016, 04:45:57 PM »
"Arf"
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« Reply #2703 on: January 11, 2016, 04:47:01 PM »
Just add water. Makes its own sauce.
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« Reply #2704 on: January 11, 2016, 05:00:43 PM »
When that dog craps she dresses as a steamer.
« Last Edit: January 11, 2016, 06:16:37 PM by kingshmegland »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #2705 on: January 11, 2016, 06:14:52 PM »
Nailed it!  Literally... she nailed looking like her fucking dog.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #2706 on: January 11, 2016, 07:10:49 PM »
And when she hangs her panties on the doorknob...look out! They're both in heat at the same time!
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« Reply #2707 on: January 11, 2016, 07:13:58 PM »
Looks like both need a walk.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #2708 on: January 11, 2016, 08:55:11 PM »
One of them can lick their own crotch.....
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2709 on: January 11, 2016, 08:57:45 PM »
One of them licks the others crotch.....

Fix'd it for you.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2710 on: January 11, 2016, 09:02:07 PM »
Second best method to smell the crotch of anyone you want.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #2711 on: January 11, 2016, 11:38:30 PM »
Lillian had been ignoring her man for too long so she did a poodle for her man

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« Reply #2712 on: January 11, 2016, 11:55:05 PM »
She's got a look in her eyes that seems to say to us all: "There's something really cool happening a few feet away from this camera."
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« Reply #2713 on: January 12, 2016, 12:38:23 AM »
Selfietime: doggy style
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« Reply #2714 on: January 12, 2016, 12:44:24 AM »
People often say that dogs look like their owners...
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« Reply #2715 on: January 12, 2016, 09:45:04 AM »
Stay away from her.....she gave my buddy fleas......
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« Reply #2716 on: January 12, 2016, 09:53:37 AM »
Victoria Secret's new line "Rrrr In the Pink" throws in some pet appeal...
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2717 on: January 12, 2016, 03:48:49 PM »
I see teets.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #2718 on: January 13, 2016, 06:41:47 AM »
Killer set of bewbs.

All three sets.

The chick too.

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« Reply #2719 on: January 13, 2016, 07:09:26 AM »
Seems like a lot of work just to get the dog into the crate.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #2720 on: January 13, 2016, 01:33:33 PM »
Who wants the bone more?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #2721 on: January 13, 2016, 01:52:01 PM »
Laurel and Hardy: Pink Bitch edition

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« Reply #2722 on: January 13, 2016, 01:55:18 PM »
Meanwhile, in the basement of the Bernie 2016 campaign headquarters.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2723 on: January 13, 2016, 02:00:57 PM »
Still a better love story than Twilight.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #2724 on: January 13, 2016, 02:03:46 PM »
I'll stop it right here:  no political remarks !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #2726 on: January 13, 2016, 02:35:19 PM »
 ??? :huh:
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« Reply #2727 on: January 13, 2016, 02:46:08 PM »
Actually it's  ??? ??? ???
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #2728 on: January 13, 2016, 02:54:22 PM »
I didn't think I stuttered.

Let's enjoy this for another 13 hours (clockboy, where are you?), and leave ANY political references somewhere else. 

Please.
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« Reply #2729 on: January 13, 2016, 02:57:21 PM »
Nice Bush!

amidoingitrite?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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