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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #525 on: March 05, 2015, 11:08:39 AM »
Lots of hilarious ones, but Tick got it with this one. I can hear Gollum say this:

Quote from: Tick on March 04, 2015, 11:12:45 AM
" eeeee...ummm......Ahhhhh, tits!"

Congrats!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #526 on: March 06, 2015, 06:20:12 AM »
Its been awhile! Thanks, Zydar! :metal

Post one in a bit
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #527 on: March 06, 2015, 06:55:22 AM »

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #528 on: March 06, 2015, 06:55:55 AM »
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Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #529 on: March 06, 2015, 07:00:58 AM »
It's a lonely world when you're in heat.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #530 on: March 06, 2015, 07:02:03 AM »
What a day at work.  First I dug up 5 bones in the yard, ate my master's shoe and then I barks for 3 hours.  It's time to wind down.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #531 on: March 06, 2015, 07:57:12 AM »
She's a FOX!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #532 on: March 06, 2015, 07:59:45 AM »
What should we drink to?

I'd like to say a prayer and drink to world peace.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #533 on: March 06, 2015, 08:00:38 AM »
Whose leg do I have to hump to get another drink here?
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #534 on: March 06, 2015, 12:03:37 PM »
Quote from: bosk1 on March 06, 2015, 07:59:45 AM
What should we drink to?

I'd like to say a prayer and drink to world peace.

Sweet Vermouth on the rocks with a twist
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #535 on: March 06, 2015, 12:05:37 PM »
Quote from: chknptpie on March 06, 2015, 12:03:37 PM
Quote from: bosk1 on March 06, 2015, 07:59:45 AM
What should we drink to?

I'd like to say a prayer and drink to world peace.

Sweet Vermouth on the rocks with a twist
Sequel...Fox Hound Day?

ok....back to our regular scheduled program
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Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #536 on: March 06, 2015, 12:21:41 PM »
Hey barkeep, mind pulling my ears back?  I think I'm gonna puke.  Don't worry though, I'll clean it up... it's better the second time anyway.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #537 on: March 06, 2015, 01:47:18 PM »
Must.....resist......cannot......hike.....leg.....on.....those.....flowers.......
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #538 on: March 06, 2015, 02:20:20 PM »
That bitch looks stuck up.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #539 on: March 06, 2015, 02:58:12 PM »
Quote from: Tick on March 06, 2015, 06:55:55 AM


I wonder if I have squirrel breath?
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #540 on: March 06, 2015, 04:24:51 PM »
Even after an evening without a single butt sniff, Duchess still doesn't suspect that she has wandered into a gaynine bar.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #541 on: March 06, 2015, 05:21:15 PM »
She may look clean....but she gave my buddie Fleas last week.....
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #542 on: March 06, 2015, 05:46:05 PM »
There are a lot of dogs until last call.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #543 on: March 07, 2015, 01:09:58 PM »
Quote from: Zydar on March 06, 2015, 08:00:38 AM
Whose leg do I have to hump to get another drink here?
Sometimes when I judge a round none of the entries make me laugh and its hard to pick a winner.
That however was not the case this round! I laughed at a lot of entries, but this one really got me!
Back to you, Zydar! :tup
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #544 on: March 07, 2015, 01:27:56 PM »
Oh thanks! I got the inspiration for the quote from Brian in Family Guy.

New pic:

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #545 on: March 07, 2015, 01:30:25 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #546 on: March 07, 2015, 01:36:07 PM »
Daddy said the new iPhone was a piece of shit. So this must be where it goes.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #547 on: March 07, 2015, 01:37:48 PM »
Candy Crush Bye Bye Momma!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #548 on: March 07, 2015, 01:38:00 PM »
Jimbo gives his first swirly.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #549 on: March 07, 2015, 01:48:04 PM »
Quote from: Zydar on March 07, 2015, 01:27:56 PM
Oh thanks! I got the inspiration for the quote from Brian in Family Guy.

New pic:


"You got chocolate in my toilet water...you got toilet water in my chocolate. its two treats in one!"

Try the new Hershey's Tidy bowl bar!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #550 on: March 07, 2015, 01:50:35 PM »
How kids learn to "Talk Shit" these days.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #551 on: March 07, 2015, 02:03:50 PM »
Eh, everyone knows that Apple products turn to shit whenever the newest model is released. Especially those that do not look like Apple products.

I have to hide the evidence of last night's conversation. :zydar:
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #552 on: March 07, 2015, 08:50:16 PM »
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« Reply #553 on: March 08, 2015, 09:09:14 AM »
"Ice cream, RIGHT NOW, or da phone gets it! I'm not fuckin' 'round here."
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« Reply #554 on: March 08, 2015, 02:45:37 PM »
Dad told me mom that he might as well flush his money down a toilet.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #555 on: March 08, 2015, 03:26:41 PM »
"OH... err.. I was just cleaning it..."
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #556 on: March 09, 2015, 01:25:39 AM »
Winner!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #557 on: March 09, 2015, 01:48:44 AM »
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Winner!

Quote from: Prog Snob on March 07, 2015, 01:36:07 PM
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #558 on: March 09, 2015, 01:58:28 AM »
I just had to! 

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #559 on: March 09, 2015, 01:58:57 AM »
:lol
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