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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5425 on: January 22, 2017, 12:03:56 PM »
Apparently Keith doesn't mind spending two minutes in the box.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5426 on: January 22, 2017, 09:45:16 PM »
The only known time in his entire storied career that "Doc" Emrick was speechless.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5427 on: January 23, 2017, 03:21:05 AM »
Evgeny, is that you?

This one got me good. Winner!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5428 on: January 23, 2017, 06:20:28 AM »
This is not the caption offering....

Count, before I found the Harold Lloyd pic, this was going to be my offering.  Thought I would wait for you to name a winner prior to posting it.  btw, what is it with some athletes?

« Last Edit: January 23, 2017, 12:23:54 PM by DragonAttack »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5429 on: January 23, 2017, 07:27:47 AM »
That is some Red Zone Offence!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #5430 on: January 23, 2017, 11:28:53 AM »
This is not the caption offering....

Count, before I found the Harold Lloyd pic, this was going to my prior offering.  Thought I would wait for you to name a winner before posting it.  btw, what is it with some athletes?



If only he was as good at being a quarterback as he is at being a "wide receiver".

He thought he was drafted by the Fudge Packers.

It's pretty funny that you almost posted what was essentially the same picture as mine.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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« Reply #5431 on: January 23, 2017, 12:13:36 PM »
Bonus points for the 'Fudge Packers', Count.   :lol

TAC, the Count said you are up.  No need to try to gain favors, damn it!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5432 on: January 23, 2017, 01:14:41 PM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5433 on: January 23, 2017, 01:21:19 PM »
Claude Rains?
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5434 on: January 23, 2017, 01:23:06 PM »
Next pic:

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #5435 on: January 23, 2017, 03:43:59 PM »
Snow balls fight!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5436 on: January 23, 2017, 05:53:29 PM »
I was tired of him so I hit that dick.

XXX Games.

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« Reply #5437 on: January 23, 2017, 06:28:51 PM »
Man that guy really parked like a dick.
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« Reply #5438 on: January 23, 2017, 07:17:27 PM »
Man that guy really parked like a dick.

I'd more say he got the shaft.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5439 on: January 23, 2017, 07:20:00 PM »
Did we get snow? Hell, there's 36 inches on my hood.



would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5440 on: January 23, 2017, 07:31:52 PM »
Stick shift.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #5441 on: January 23, 2017, 07:39:34 PM »
"The car looks great, and the price is right, but does the engine have any balls?"

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5442 on: January 24, 2017, 05:46:28 AM »
This is not the caption offering....

Count, before I found the Harold Lloyd pic, this was going to be my offering.  Thought I would wait for you to name a winner prior to posting it.  btw, what is it with some athletes?


I know this ones done but...

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5443 on: January 24, 2017, 08:09:22 AM »


Nothing more infuriating than when a dickhead cuts you off
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« Reply #5444 on: January 24, 2017, 11:27:44 AM »
Obviously made my snowflakes
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5445 on: January 24, 2017, 12:00:44 PM »
Thats not wiper fluid.....
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5446 on: January 24, 2017, 02:23:53 PM »
Good thing it wasn't black ash from an volcanic eruption or that penis would be a lot larger...
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« Reply #5447 on: January 24, 2017, 03:24:37 PM »
Owner of the car when he walks out to see it: "Awwww, nuts!"

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5448 on: January 24, 2017, 03:27:52 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #5449 on: January 24, 2017, 04:19:31 PM »
Why thanks!  :tup

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5450 on: January 24, 2017, 06:28:33 PM »
That pony does not go with those roller skates!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5451 on: January 24, 2017, 06:31:07 PM »
Am I too late for the Women's March?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5452 on: January 24, 2017, 06:34:18 PM »
That was NOT the intention of Farmer's Only.com
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #5453 on: January 24, 2017, 07:09:06 PM »
DAT ASS!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5454 on: January 24, 2017, 07:59:03 PM »
"Thith ith how I roll!"

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5455 on: January 24, 2017, 10:16:42 PM »
Meet Jakob. The first openly gay Amish man.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5456 on: January 25, 2017, 07:36:27 PM »
Good thing there's not volcanic ash around, or that penis would be much larger
(too soon ;))

You thought the new Dr. Pepper ad was a tad too 'fem', well, here's one of the rejects.
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« Reply #5457 on: January 25, 2017, 07:59:42 PM »
I should bought that fucking dolphin.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5458 on: January 25, 2017, 10:30:01 PM »
The alternative Kentucky Roller Derby.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5459 on: January 26, 2017, 03:09:25 PM »
The alternative Kentucky Roller Derby.

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