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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5355 on: January 05, 2017, 09:36:27 AM »
(grumble, grumble)  Thank you, Vox  (grumble, grumble)  Sorry 'bout the Huskies (grumble).  My nephew was at the game.
Here is the next one (grumble, grumble)

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5356 on: January 05, 2017, 02:35:56 PM »
He tried the Triple Lindy Touchdown?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5357 on: January 05, 2017, 06:19:43 PM »
27?? I asked for 69.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5358 on: January 05, 2017, 06:21:51 PM »
Patriots testing helium filled footballs.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5359 on: January 05, 2017, 08:24:36 PM »
At the DeSean Jackson Skills Challenge competition.

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« Reply #5360 on: January 05, 2017, 08:27:17 PM »
Guaranteed that he wouldn't pull that move against Clemson. Tickle tickle!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5361 on: January 05, 2017, 08:29:55 PM »
Last year Tyrone was a Tight End...but this year he's a Wide Receiver, since he learned how to "properly present" himself.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5362 on: January 05, 2017, 08:32:30 PM »
Moments later disaster struck as #16 Jackson, now confused with the hand stand, was no longer sure which ball to go after, so he stripped all three.
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« Reply #5363 on: January 05, 2017, 09:42:26 PM »
#16 rushing in for the sack...

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5364 on: January 08, 2017, 11:47:25 AM »
I made such a great catch, y'all can just kiss my ass.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5365 on: January 09, 2017, 11:55:13 AM »
He tried the Triple Lindy Touchdown?

Indeed, Antonio Brown's Central Michigan University version of 'Back To School'.

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« Reply #5366 on: January 09, 2017, 05:39:45 PM »
Thank you!  Here you go!

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5367 on: January 09, 2017, 05:42:20 PM »
Gardening, you're doing it wrong
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5368 on: January 09, 2017, 05:44:06 PM »
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5369 on: January 09, 2017, 05:44:19 PM »
Pretty much sums up my first go at cunnilingus
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« Reply #5370 on: January 09, 2017, 05:45:10 PM »
Two dorks in a hand is worth one in the bush
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5371 on: January 09, 2017, 07:07:00 PM »
Pretty much sums up my first go at cunnilingus

Jerk!
I was also going with the face in a bush angle. :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5372 on: January 09, 2017, 07:07:35 PM »
The far less famous Edward Trimmerhands.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #5373 on: January 09, 2017, 07:25:59 PM »
Don't try Antonio Brown's Triple Lindy Touchdown maneuver in your back yard.
<since the bush jokes are already in>
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5374 on: January 09, 2017, 08:01:16 PM »
Feeling bushed, Larry takes an afternoon nap.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5375 on: January 09, 2017, 09:02:47 PM »



Chino and the Balcony: The Aftermath
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5376 on: January 09, 2017, 09:24:21 PM »
Chino and the Balcony: The Aftermath

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« Reply #5377 on: January 10, 2017, 04:05:46 PM »
Rodent bestiality: the new college fad?
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« Reply #5378 on: January 11, 2017, 02:41:48 PM »



Chino and the Balcony: The Aftermath

So evil, so good.  Winna!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #5379 on: January 11, 2017, 02:49:16 PM »
I must've missed something. Did Chino fall out of a window or something?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #5380 on: January 11, 2017, 02:51:02 PM »
Off a porch. Lucky for us he's here to talk about it
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #5381 on: January 11, 2017, 03:03:16 PM »
Off a porch. Lucky for us he's here to talk about it

I missed that. OK.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5382 on: January 12, 2017, 07:41:28 PM »
Thanks King. I'm traveling but fly home tomorrow.  I'll post as soon as I get home.


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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5383 on: January 14, 2017, 06:45:39 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5384 on: January 14, 2017, 06:51:42 PM »
You don't HAVE a soul.You ARE a soul.You HAVE a body.
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« Reply #5385 on: January 14, 2017, 06:52:15 PM »
Yay!! Finally! I'm in Iron Maiden!!! :metal :metal


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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #5386 on: January 14, 2017, 07:00:53 PM »
Remind me to never order another mouse from Dell again.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5387 on: January 14, 2017, 07:03:16 PM »
A drunken Stewart Little was tracked down in a small tavern in Middletown for a 'where are they now' segment
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« Reply #5388 on: January 14, 2017, 07:04:06 PM »
Excuse me. There are no flies in my soup like I ordered.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #5389 on: January 14, 2017, 08:27:01 PM »
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