Author Topic: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW) (Read 247929 times)

Snow Dog · « **Reply #5320 on:** December 20, 2016, 08:01:06 PM »

As is tradition in many households, the kids got to open a present on Christmas Eve containing their new pajamas. Shortly after this photo, Mom hurried the kids to bed so she could unwrap a package of her own...

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #5321 on:** December 20, 2016, 08:03:10 PM »

Can you spot the little drummer boy?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #5322 on:** December 20, 2016, 08:11:01 PM »

Once the kids are out to bed Mike is going to give Susan the Swiss Colony Beef Log

TAC · « **Reply #5323 on:** December 22, 2016, 07:50:32 PM »

Sheila brought her kids to Santa's Land and stopped by the "Take A Christmas Picture With Kingshmegland" kiosk.

You losers have until noon tomorrow!

TAC · « **Reply #5324 on:** December 23, 2016, 05:46:31 PM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on December 20, 2016, 08:03:10 PM

Can you spot the little drummer boy?

Winnah!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #5325 on:** December 24, 2016, 10:24:03 AM »

Quote from: TAC on December 23, 2016, 05:46:31 PM

Quote from: gmillerdrake on December 20, 2016, 08:03:10 PM
Can you spot the little drummer boy?

Winnah!

Cool....thanks! I'll post a new one soon.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #5326 on:** December 24, 2016, 01:01:51 PM »

Ok...here it is:

Santa's Helpers
Kingshmegland - 135
gmillerdrake - 86
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 16
Cool Chris - 15
TheCountOfNYC - 15

Festivas Miracles
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2

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Next Pic:

TAC · « **Reply #5327 on:** December 24, 2016, 02:03:29 PM »

I'll have the soup. Shoeper size me.

TAC · « **Reply #5328 on:** December 24, 2016, 02:42:42 PM »

Chicken soup for the sole.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #5329 on:** December 24, 2016, 05:24:15 PM »

British cuisine

DragonAttack · « **Reply #5330 on:** December 24, 2016, 06:48:55 PM »

Guy Fieri's line about 'that would be good on a flip flop' gets put to the ultimate test.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #5331 on:** December 28, 2016, 09:55:05 AM »

Bump....gonna need a couple more....

TAC · « **Reply #5332 on:** December 28, 2016, 10:57:49 AM »

Waiter, there's a toenail in my soup.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #5333 on:** December 28, 2016, 11:54:56 AM »

I'll have the toe sucking soup.

Never order the Dikembe Mutombo soup. You'll never finish it.

Ramen performance, The Slurper.

TAC · « **Reply #5334 on:** December 28, 2016, 11:57:53 AM »

Would you like Parmesan cheese?

Tick · « **Reply #5335 on:** December 28, 2016, 01:11:12 PM »

There was an old woman that lived in a shoe. Then she drowned in ramen...

TheCountOfNYC · « **Reply #5336 on:** December 28, 2016, 02:59:36 PM »

Quote from: TAC on December 28, 2016, 11:57:53 AM

Would you like Parmesan cheese?

TempusVox · « **Reply #5337 on:** December 28, 2016, 10:13:08 PM »

If you think the inside of his shoe is disgusting you should see his chronic jock itch!

TempusVox · « **Reply #5338 on:** December 28, 2016, 10:18:13 PM »

When Coach told the Cross Country team they needed to Sleep, Drink, and Eat track, Johnny took it too far.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #5339 on:** December 29, 2016, 10:04:50 AM »

Quote from: TempusVox on December 28, 2016, 10:18:13 PM

When Coach told the Cross Country team they needed to Sleep, Drink, and Eat track, Johnny took it too far.

Winna! You're up TV!!

TempusVox · « **Reply #5340 on:** December 30, 2016, 07:03:14 AM »

Wow Gary...thanks! Unfortunately, I am about 2 minutes away from boarding a plane bound for Atlanta and the Peach Bowl! Can someone post a new pic for me please!

The Huskies- Bow Down To Washington
Kingshmegland - 135
gmillerdrake - 86
TempusVox- 83
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 16
Cool Chris - 15
TheCountOfNYC - 15

Clemson- Tiger Rag
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2

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THANKS GANG!!

GO HUSKIES!!

Tick · « **Reply #5341 on:** December 30, 2016, 11:06:31 AM »

Posting for TV

TAC · « **Reply #5342 on:** December 30, 2016, 05:12:32 PM »

I ordered mine in a sneaker!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #5343 on:** December 30, 2016, 05:29:36 PM »

I try to drive away women.

TAC · « **Reply #5344 on:** December 30, 2016, 06:50:57 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on December 30, 2016, 05:29:36 PM

I try to drive away women.

King, This is the Caption Thread, not the Chat Thread!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #5345 on:** December 30, 2016, 07:41:21 PM »

In 1943 Lt. Atticus MacGyver was captured, tortured and imprisoned deep within an impenetrable fortress hundreds of miles behind the enemy Nazi front. After all interrogation efforts failed to reveal any information he was offered a final meal before his execution. His request, a jar of bread and butter pickles, plate of meatloaf with fixins', shaker of sea salt and three lucky strikes.

Upon thier return to lead the proud Lt. to his death.....the Nazi guards found the cell empty with no noticeable escape route. Just an empty plate, jar and a fork bent to a 34 degree angle.

Years later after a long, difficult road back to freedom Atticus found love and Fathered an ingenuitive son, his name.....Angus MacGyver.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #5346 on:** December 30, 2016, 07:45:20 PM »

Quote from: TAC on December 30, 2016, 06:50:57 PM

Quote from: kingshmegland on December 30, 2016, 05:29:36 PM
I try to drive away women.

King, This is the Caption Thread, not the Chat Thread!

Bitches flock to me son.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #5347 on:** December 31, 2016, 09:23:19 AM »

What causes Bill Belichick to always be in such a sour mood? Well, now you know.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #5348 on:** December 31, 2016, 10:04:09 AM »

One more breath of contemplation and focus and then Bill gets busy 'hiding' the rare, 80 year aged Italian pickles he stole and is now going to smuggle across the border.

TAC · « **Reply #5349 on:** December 31, 2016, 10:16:40 AM »

It's not going to eat itself.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #5350 on:** December 31, 2016, 10:26:25 AM »

I, Boris will demolish you pickles.

TAC · « **Reply #5351 on:** January 03, 2017, 05:36:52 PM »

Temp, has the Peach Bowl ended yet?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #5352 on:** January 03, 2017, 05:47:30 PM »

Quote from: TAC on January 03, 2017, 05:36:52 PM

Temp, has the Peach Bowl ended yet?

....feels like it was last year since a winner was picked

TAC · « **Reply #5353 on:** January 03, 2017, 06:13:05 PM »

Nice!

Picking a winner is like Temp deciding which pickle to choose.

TempusVox · « **Reply #5354 on:** January 04, 2017, 10:54:09 PM »

Quote from: DragonAttack on December 31, 2016, 09:23:19 AM

What causes Bill Belichick to always be in such a sour mood? Well, now you know.

This one got me. Very nice! Yer up!

And sorry folks...I've been in mourning.

News: Fall Into the Light, official video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFxH4kky6z4

Author Topic: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW) (Read 247929 times)