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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4060 on: May 16, 2016, 05:13:46 AM »
Yeah, but Dad, he's got that Arbella Carpartment insurance.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4061 on: May 16, 2016, 07:53:05 AM »
James's fursuit would take time, but he would not rest until the mouse the world saw was the mouse he felt inside.
Perhaps you should ask bosk to reverse the "e" and "a" in the second half of your user name.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4062 on: May 16, 2016, 08:33:59 AM »
Pfaw, no tail. COSplay fail
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4063 on: May 16, 2016, 11:05:23 AM »
I'd like to thank SwedishGoose, and Zydar.




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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4064 on: May 16, 2016, 11:44:11 AM »
In the Dictionary next to douchebag.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4065 on: May 16, 2016, 12:12:33 PM »
Orange.  My wrath upon the populace shall be in orange.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4066 on: May 16, 2016, 01:08:28 PM »
Hey everyone!  We're all gonna get laid.  Well, except me.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4067 on: May 16, 2016, 01:28:34 PM »
Hey everyone!  We're all gonna get laid.  Well, except me.

Um..J Boy, this is the Caption Thread, not the Chat Thread!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4068 on: May 16, 2016, 01:36:02 PM »
Hey everyone!  We're all gonna get laid.  Well, except me.

Um..J Boy, this is the Caption Thread, not the Chat Thread!

:emo:
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4069 on: May 16, 2016, 03:23:51 PM »
Hey everyone!  We're all gonna get laid.  Well, except me.

Um..J Boy, this is the Caption Thread, not the Chat Thread!

Sounds like someone is speaking from experience.   Lol
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4070 on: May 16, 2016, 03:32:42 PM »
"I am going to take that cat DOWN."
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4071 on: May 16, 2016, 06:11:12 PM »
For obvious reasons, the Japanese live action game show adaptation of Milton Bradley's "Mouse Trap" stalled in production...

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4072 on: May 16, 2016, 06:14:22 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4073 on: May 17, 2016, 06:08:39 AM »
"Take a look at what I'm wearing people. Do you think anyone wants a round house kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4074 on: May 17, 2016, 01:28:18 PM »
Coming from the country that gave us Babymetal, this should not be so surprising...

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4075 on: May 17, 2016, 03:40:29 PM »
"Why couldn't I have been a cordless?  I'm tired of being attached to Biff and his stupid ten foot wide computer screen outfit."
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4076 on: May 17, 2016, 03:46:48 PM »
Cheese on, cheese of....

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4077 on: May 18, 2016, 02:18:08 AM »
I'm looking for the sphincter of the one they call "Richard Gere"

Great captions, but gmillerdrake wins it by a sphincter. :lol
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4078 on: May 18, 2016, 07:51:08 AM »
Cool! Thanks BVD  :metal


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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4079 on: May 18, 2016, 08:07:23 AM »
That is an 'udderly' ridiculous outfit.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4080 on: May 18, 2016, 08:39:05 AM »
Betty has a really bad case of Bacteriophobia...

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4081 on: May 18, 2016, 08:54:02 AM »
Now that's a tithead.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4082 on: May 18, 2016, 09:13:32 AM »
Meet the newest member of The Justice League .... Cowwoman.  Mooo  :cow:

She accidentally.  The whole thing.

"You try wearing this thing and not look surprised, shocked, and a little titillated all at once."
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4083 on: May 18, 2016, 09:16:06 AM »
That outfit sucks.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4084 on: May 18, 2016, 11:12:53 AM »
She's a blonde so this set up is useless.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4085 on: May 18, 2016, 08:28:25 PM »
"Hey! My eyes are down here!"


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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4086 on: May 18, 2016, 08:32:04 PM »
Just when you thought ASMR videos couldn't get any creepier.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4087 on: May 18, 2016, 09:25:01 PM »
You should see her bottle brush.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4088 on: May 18, 2016, 10:05:13 PM »
You should see her bottle brush.

You should see her bush!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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« Reply #4089 on: May 18, 2016, 10:23:14 PM »
She has a variation of the Midas touch.... everyone she touches makes her pregnant

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4090 on: May 19, 2016, 05:38:43 AM »
You should see her bottle brush.

You should see her bush!

Um..J Boy. I believe what Tempus said was American for "you should see her bush".
Thanks anyway! ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #4091 on: May 19, 2016, 06:03:40 AM »
Nancy is unbeatable in wet scarf contests.
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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« Reply #4092 on: May 19, 2016, 06:25:08 AM »
Stacy's acne problem has gotten really bad.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4093 on: May 19, 2016, 07:23:23 AM »
Our first look at the new antagonist in the forthcoming movie, Hellraiser: Nursery.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4094 on: May 19, 2016, 07:30:13 AM »
Our first look at the new antagonist in the forthcoming movie, Hellraiser: Nursery.

 :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol