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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4025 on: May 13, 2016, 02:16:44 PM »
Here's your new pic

Burning Sofa by Glenn Karlsen, on Flickr
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4026 on: May 13, 2016, 02:27:09 PM »
I hope that bird doesn't shit on me
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4027 on: May 13, 2016, 02:30:41 PM »
Mexican farts are the worse.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4028 on: May 13, 2016, 02:38:11 PM »
That guy is dressed like a flamer.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4029 on: May 13, 2016, 02:43:38 PM »
I just showed him my mixtape.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4030 on: May 13, 2016, 02:49:00 PM »
Obviously a Bernie Sanders supporter.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4031 on: May 13, 2016, 03:06:21 PM »
that guy has a raging case of hemmroids.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4032 on: May 13, 2016, 03:06:51 PM »
At least we know why he's reading the Help Wanted Ads
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4033 on: May 13, 2016, 03:32:13 PM »
Ken Hitchcock.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4034 on: May 13, 2016, 03:56:44 PM »
And here is the cover of the Talking Heads' new Greatest Hits album.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4035 on: May 13, 2016, 07:13:42 PM »
Val Kilmer circa 1996 following his divorce.

I'm betting more than a few women think he has a hot ass.

You've heard the cliches of wives making their husbands sleep on the sofa for the night.  This guy must have really fucked up...
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4036 on: May 13, 2016, 09:52:37 PM »
As seen in my school today
(Tick, you watch the local news? You might understand this joke.)
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4037 on: May 14, 2016, 06:17:42 AM »
Not a cloud in the sky.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4038 on: May 14, 2016, 06:41:51 AM »
That moment when you realize you accidentally sat down on Zydar's couch.
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Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4039 on: May 14, 2016, 07:00:52 AM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on May 14, 2016, 06:41:51 AM
That moment when you realize you accidentally sat down on Zydar's couch.

Chlamydia burns.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4040 on: May 14, 2016, 07:08:54 AM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on May 14, 2016, 06:41:51 AM
That moment when you realize you accidentally sat down on Zydar's couch.

:clap:
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4041 on: May 15, 2016, 12:14:16 AM »
I'm giving you a few more hours...
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4042 on: May 15, 2016, 04:04:03 AM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on May 14, 2016, 06:41:51 AM
That moment when you realize you accidentally sat down on Zydar's couch.

Blob stole the couch by giving it to Zydar... winner, take it away Blob
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4043 on: May 15, 2016, 09:03:29 AM »
I'd like to thank SwedishGoose, and Zydar.


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Quote from: Kotowboy on February 12, 2016, 02:16:07 PM
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4044 on: May 15, 2016, 09:08:04 AM »
Cheese is his kryptonite.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4045 on: May 15, 2016, 09:09:55 AM »
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Quote from: Kotowboy on February 12, 2016, 02:16:07 PM
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Quote from: Mosh on November 12, 2015, 07:50:47 PM
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4046 on: May 15, 2016, 09:59:31 AM »
I'm looking for the sphincter of the one they call "Richard Gere"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4047 on: May 15, 2016, 10:48:02 AM »
Tired of the EDM scene, Deadmau5 decided to change careers.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4048 on: May 15, 2016, 11:56:02 AM »
Having had one too many run ins with Lucifer Gus decided to learn Karate to defend himself
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4049 on: May 15, 2016, 12:11:24 PM »
Let us form "MOLETRON"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4050 on: May 15, 2016, 01:10:04 PM »
M-I-C...G-A-Y  M-O-U-S-E!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4051 on: May 15, 2016, 01:12:47 PM »
Before they developed Teen Wolf, MTV experimented with other animals.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4052 on: May 15, 2016, 01:14:15 PM »
Orkin is offering discounts on it's treatment for Asian Gym Rats.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4053 on: May 15, 2016, 01:37:53 PM »
Jimmy two-teeth training for the next season of S&M...
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4054 on: May 15, 2016, 01:47:46 PM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on May 15, 2016, 09:03:29 AM
I'd like to thank SwedishGoose, and Zydar.




Stop moving Jimmy!  We can see the channel now!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4055 on: May 15, 2016, 03:37:05 PM »
Steven Wilson goes to Japanese Disney World.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4056 on: May 15, 2016, 05:15:56 PM »
Budget cuts have hit Chuck E. Cheese hard.


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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4057 on: May 15, 2016, 10:40:54 PM »
The first rule of Mickey Mouse Club is: you do not talk about Mickey Mouse Club.  I'm looking at you Annette Funicello.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4058 on: May 15, 2016, 11:21:04 PM »
The new Ninja Turtles just aren't the same any more.  Splinter looks so fake now...

Advanced sneak peek at Geoff Tate's latest theatrical project, his own adaptation of "Of Mice and Men."

"Okay, fucker.  Ro-sham-bo you for that piece of cheese?"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4059 on: May 16, 2016, 04:40:00 AM »
I came here to eat cheese and gnaw ass... And I'm all out of cheese!
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"I raised the baby, I changed the baby's diapers.  Whenever the baby had projectile diarrhea, I was there in the line of fire.  I even got a little in my mouth!  I sacrificed so much for my baby.  Now my baby hates me and thinks Mike Mangini is its real father!"
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