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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3990 on: May 08, 2016, 05:01:57 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3991 on: May 08, 2016, 05:29:38 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3992 on: May 08, 2016, 05:43:32 PM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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« Reply #3993 on: May 08, 2016, 06:16:07 PM »
The two chicks Lawrence was talking about to Peter.

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« Reply #3994 on: May 08, 2016, 06:48:49 PM »
*to the tune of Unskinny Bop by Poison*
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3995 on: May 09, 2016, 07:09:15 AM »
"You look ridiculous. You know that, right?"

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3996 on: May 09, 2016, 04:27:30 PM »
Dude, I wanna listen to Tape A.
No way, we're cranking Tape B.
Fuck you dude!
No fuck you.
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Well, I did your mother's hair.
I did your mother!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3997 on: May 09, 2016, 04:41:51 PM »
Mike Judge (in the blue coat) has an idea.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3998 on: May 09, 2016, 04:48:09 PM »
"Dwight Gooden had how many strikeouts last year!?!"
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3999 on: May 09, 2016, 05:17:19 PM »
Dude....last nights episode of Max Headroom was radular......
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4000 on: May 09, 2016, 06:07:03 PM »
Our other ride is your mom.

Coz has found my funny bone.  I was giggling at this all day.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4001 on: May 09, 2016, 06:16:33 PM »
Our other ride is your mom.

Coz has found my funny bone.  I was giggling at this all day.

I didn't know he swung this way?
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« Reply #4002 on: May 09, 2016, 06:23:24 PM »
JJ and wolfking comparing notes on their roulette submissions.

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JJ : "Nah .........the jjrock rocking roulette rock tape rocks like a rocking mutha rocker" :metal
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4003 on: May 10, 2016, 06:31:40 AM »
Our other ride is your mom.

Coz has found my funny bone.  I was giggling at this all day.

:lol  Seemed appropriate, for some reason.


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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4004 on: May 10, 2016, 06:57:52 AM »
It must be cold. Check out the headlights.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4005 on: May 10, 2016, 07:06:29 AM »
It must be cold. Check out the headlights.

if this was my choice I'd just end it right here.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4006 on: May 10, 2016, 07:10:27 AM »
It must be cold. Check out the headlights.

and that cock looks a little small and blue as well.....
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4007 on: May 10, 2016, 07:31:24 AM »
It must be cold. Check out the headlights.

if this was my choice I'd just end it right here.

"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4008 on: May 10, 2016, 07:39:09 AM »
:lol touche
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« Reply #4009 on: May 10, 2016, 08:09:53 AM »
It must be cold. Check out the headlights.

Wonder if the radio can still tune in Tokyo.

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« Reply #4010 on: May 10, 2016, 01:06:54 PM »
I'll be honest.  This is the first time that I have associated a cock, a bush, and a type of bug together as a work of art.
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4011 on: May 10, 2016, 01:52:00 PM »
Promotional photo from ESPN's 30 for 30 on Ricardo, the only undefeated Rooster in Cock Fighting whose career record was 188-0.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4012 on: May 10, 2016, 01:53:00 PM »
Hugh Syme cover art for the next DT album "Where has the Road Gone"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4013 on: May 10, 2016, 03:05:29 PM »
Faythe discovers Bug's old..bug.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4014 on: May 10, 2016, 03:10:04 PM »
Leave it to a cock to wear that gold bling.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4015 on: May 10, 2016, 03:12:29 PM »
"Far-feg-nugle-doo!"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4016 on: May 10, 2016, 03:17:46 PM »
It's the end of the line for the Majesty Taxi
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« Reply #4017 on: May 10, 2016, 03:52:25 PM »
"And a pear tree in a beetle."
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4018 on: May 11, 2016, 07:43:57 AM »

and that cock looks a little small and blue as well.....

Would a pink "rabbit" have tickled your fancy a little more?

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4019 on: May 11, 2016, 08:54:40 AM »
Something about that pic really bugs me?
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4020 on: May 11, 2016, 01:40:20 PM »
The opening scene of the upcoming movie "Herbie rocks out with his cock out"

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4021 on: May 12, 2016, 03:35:01 PM »
So when the new caption pic was posted, it was just a VW with some seeds on the front seat.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4022 on: May 12, 2016, 03:40:16 PM »
Lol.  It's always interesting posting a pic that has no obviously lascivious connotations, to see how the submissions turn out. Good submissions, but this one takes it:

The opening scene of the upcoming movie "Herbie rocks out with his cock out"

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4023 on: May 13, 2016, 05:19:50 AM »
Thanks Coz.... will upload a new pic later today

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« Reply #4024 on: May 13, 2016, 02:15:00 PM »

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