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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3955 on: May 06, 2016, 08:43:07 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3956 on: May 06, 2016, 09:23:19 PM »
Everyone is making sure they don't mention "puny Banner".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3957 on: May 06, 2016, 09:24:45 PM »
He even pisses green...
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"I raised the baby, I changed the baby's diapers.  Whenever the baby had projectile diarrhea, I was there in the line of fire.  I even got a little in my mouth!  I sacrificed so much for my baby.  Now my baby hates me and thinks Mike Mangini is its real father!"

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3958 on: May 06, 2016, 09:41:01 PM »
After this encounter the Hulk was referred to as 'Wrecking Ball' by his buddies.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3959 on: May 07, 2016, 12:10:16 AM »
Hey Hunk.... I mean Hulk, wanna hang out with me tonight?
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3960 on: May 07, 2016, 12:15:47 AM »
The day the Avengers found out the Invisible Woman has four friends who share her superpower.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3961 on: May 07, 2016, 03:20:25 AM »
Lobezno: I'm thinking "Greens on blondes".
Thor: Me too.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3962 on: May 07, 2016, 06:38:44 AM »
What would Barney Fife do if he came upon this situation?
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3963 on: May 07, 2016, 06:44:41 AM »
Eww...Gamma piss!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3964 on: May 07, 2016, 08:12:42 AM »
Hulk at the urinal: "Hnnnh. Water cold. Deep too."

"...and that hand print above the toilet, what, are they so tall that they have to lean over? Is it that heavy?"
(As an aside, crazy to think Victor is nearly 20 years old...)
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3965 on: May 07, 2016, 10:18:12 AM »
You balls really do shrink when you use that stuff.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3966 on: May 07, 2016, 11:33:53 AM »
OMG! Hulk is a woman!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3967 on: May 07, 2016, 11:40:32 AM »
Gamma wizz.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3968 on: May 07, 2016, 12:40:06 PM »
Something's getting real low, and it ain't the sun.

I was in the pool!!  I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3969 on: May 07, 2016, 02:40:28 PM »
"Phew.....glad I didn't take steroids!"
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...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3970 on: May 07, 2016, 05:18:23 PM »
Wolverine is in trouble.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3971 on: May 07, 2016, 08:52:46 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3972 on: May 07, 2016, 08:53:38 PM »
"Hulk smash puny urinal cake!"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3973 on: May 07, 2016, 08:58:49 PM »
Gamma Semen
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3974 on: May 07, 2016, 09:09:57 PM »
Quote from: TempusVox on May 07, 2016, 08:52:46 PM
Quote from: TempusVox on May 07, 2016, 06:44:41 AM
Eww...Gamma piss!

Quote from: kingshmegland on May 07, 2016, 11:40:32 AM
Gamma wizz.

Really? Really? And you're the King?  :( :biggrin:

Hey, hey easy.  I'm at a music festival and didn't read them all. :lol
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3975 on: May 08, 2016, 04:43:43 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3976 on: May 08, 2016, 07:15:11 AM »
"Wow...just as we expected...his balls ARE blue."
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3977 on: May 08, 2016, 08:10:10 AM »
Man, I guess it's time to put this one to rest...but, damn it's difficult to choose. There are way to many great contributions to list second favorite and all that. In the end I have to choose this one.
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Something about the ridiculousness of Hulk having a petulant George Costanza fit just floors me. Sorry, my worthies, but Chad wins again.  :)
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3978 on: May 08, 2016, 09:14:44 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3979 on: May 08, 2016, 09:15:32 AM »
I feel Tim is gonna have fun with this one.

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Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3980 on: May 08, 2016, 09:21:26 AM »
Every rose has its thorn, just like every mullet has its perm.

A time when you could only tell someone's gender by whether the boombox was playing "Girls, Girls, Girls" or "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3981 on: May 08, 2016, 09:34:12 AM »
JJ and Splent counting bonus points together.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3982 on: May 08, 2016, 10:39:30 AM »
"Dude, better turn it down.  That pointy eared guy in the robe looks p*ssed!"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3983 on: May 08, 2016, 11:21:20 AM »
Dude, the guy next to me in the blue jacket says his name is Chad.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3984 on: May 08, 2016, 11:39:06 AM »
Hair metal Say Anything.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3985 on: May 08, 2016, 01:06:28 PM »
I have to take a massive Gamma Pi$$
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3986 on: May 08, 2016, 01:26:26 PM »
Before Beavis and Butthead, there was Rufus and Doofus.

"Dude, you should totally ask that chick if you could boom her box..."

"Aw yeah! Songbird! Crank it!"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3987 on: May 08, 2016, 02:05:13 PM »
Three hours later these two were schooled by a sexy Austrailian man in a crocodile vest about what a 'real' knife was.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3988 on: May 08, 2016, 03:23:25 PM »
Teaching the world what good music is prooved harder than Herman had thought.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3989 on: May 08, 2016, 04:28:43 PM »
Jon Bon Jovi and Ritchie Sambora with pianist Barbara "David" Bryan.
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