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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3920 on: May 05, 2016, 01:37:18 PM »
Found it!
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« Reply #3921 on: May 05, 2016, 02:14:30 PM »
This certainly isn't helping get rid of the stigma that lacrosse is gay.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3922 on: May 05, 2016, 03:45:59 PM »
So, that's what felching is all about. Armageddon!
« Last Edit: May 05, 2016, 03:51:14 PM by Podaar »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3923 on: May 05, 2016, 03:47:43 PM »
BROWN CARD!!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3924 on: May 05, 2016, 05:11:52 PM »
I can tell you that you've Been using the wrong restroom
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3925 on: May 05, 2016, 06:17:42 PM »
When "body checking" is taken too literally...

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« Reply #3926 on: May 05, 2016, 06:35:03 PM »
Giving a Buckeye the brown eye.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3927 on: May 05, 2016, 06:49:37 PM »
I'm pretty sure you can't do that.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3928 on: May 05, 2016, 06:51:25 PM »
Hate playing from behind.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3929 on: May 05, 2016, 06:56:47 PM »
Excuse me, is this the JJRocks Roulette thread?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #3930 on: May 06, 2016, 05:09:06 AM »
Where Johns Hopkins' heads were in the 4th quarter last night against Rutgers
[yeah, I know I can't win my own offering, but I'm.....disappointed]
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3931 on: May 06, 2016, 07:53:52 AM »

Cornell? More like, Corn hole.
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« Reply #3932 on: May 06, 2016, 09:05:28 AM »
I hate fucking sport!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3933 on: May 06, 2016, 10:29:01 AM »
No, that is not how you butt fumble.

Why have I fallen and not gotten up? I won this twice.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3934 on: May 06, 2016, 10:50:18 AM »
Cornell's men's lacrosse team running their new high octane offense known as the "tossed salad"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3935 on: May 06, 2016, 10:52:57 AM »
Crop dusting made easy.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3936 on: May 06, 2016, 11:42:08 AM »
The ref looks like he's on deck..
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3937 on: May 06, 2016, 11:54:57 AM »
The ref looks like he's on deck..

The ref looks like he's ready to add to this conga-line.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3938 on: May 06, 2016, 12:25:48 PM »
Is this what rugby players mean by "entering through the gate"?

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3939 on: May 06, 2016, 12:35:08 PM »
Accurate representation of the relationship between Cornell and OSU grads in the job market

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3940 on: May 06, 2016, 02:27:33 PM »
I bet I know what his favorite planet is...
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3941 on: May 06, 2016, 02:29:23 PM »
I like hockey face offs much better.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3942 on: May 06, 2016, 04:11:30 PM »
There's a dozen that tied for second.  Lots of laugh aloud moments.  The added bonus of this was the tie breaker.




So, that's what felching is all about. Armageddon!

Nice serve and volley.  You're up!

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...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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« Reply #3943 on: May 06, 2016, 05:53:34 PM »
Aaaaaah, yes. The ol' flaming gerbil launcher for the win. Thanks, DragonAttack

Let me post in the "Time for a drink" thread, and I'll BRB.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3944 on: May 06, 2016, 06:06:02 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3945 on: May 06, 2016, 06:22:56 PM »
As the Hulk pulled it out, the ensuing "thunk" on the urinal drew the others' attention.

The Fantastic Four Feet...
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« Reply #3946 on: May 06, 2016, 06:25:21 PM »
Brings a whole new meaning to "Marvel".

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« Reply #3947 on: May 06, 2016, 06:43:51 PM »
I told ya! Banner's pants never rip, but his shirt does. I KNEW he wasn't "incredible" everywhere.

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« Reply #3948 on: May 06, 2016, 06:50:33 PM »
Stan Lee's cameo as "Green Member" caught everyone by surprise

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3949 on: May 06, 2016, 06:53:52 PM »
The Incredible Junk
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3950 on: May 06, 2016, 07:13:20 PM »
The Incredible Bulk
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3951 on: May 06, 2016, 07:13:38 PM »
Hulk Smegma
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3952 on: May 06, 2016, 07:19:32 PM »
Joker:  Scorched earth.  Nice.  Wanna know how I got these scars?  Abomination skull fucked me.

I always knew Spidey was a Dio fan.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3953 on: May 06, 2016, 07:42:03 PM »
Gonna need penicillin the size of a hay bale to cure that "gift" from Wonder Woman
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« Reply #3954 on: May 06, 2016, 08:27:45 PM »
The Avengers' sequels totally run out of steam in their final installment, 'The Paruresis Syndrome'.
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!