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Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:02:53 PM »
Yes, this thread will not have a lot of posts, judging by the Yoga Pants thread. But, nonetheless, here you can display your sexual maturity by saying "in a slightly different universe, I'd do it with him/her".

So, I'll start out. I could imagine Orlando Bloom, or Elijah Woods.
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Re: Of the gender you're not attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2014, 06:05:45 PM »
Jake Gyllenhaal all day.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2014, 06:09:36 PM »
Hugh Jackman
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2014, 06:10:01 PM »
Bradley Cooper.

I mean, damn.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2014, 06:11:18 PM »
Oh yeah, Bradley Cooper, I agree. Hugh Jackman is too hunky for me I think.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2014, 06:12:27 PM »
Paul Rudd.

I assume he'd be gentle with me...
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2014, 06:18:35 PM »
I'm assuming if you're into Paul Rudd, you're also into Ben Affleck. Because, they're really the same person.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2014, 06:20:40 PM »
Nathan Fillion or Jensen Ackles or maybe both at the same time.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2014, 06:22:09 PM »
Timothy Olyphant
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2014, 06:22:25 PM »
DTF, sometimes I underestimate you.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2014, 06:24:03 PM »
I'm just surprised JP and SW haven't been mentioned yet.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2014, 06:26:55 PM »
I can see Steven Wilson. JP? Nah. He's been bordering the grotesque.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2014, 06:30:46 PM »
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DTF, sometimes I underestimate you.

Normally I don't answer these questions, but after watching Justified, I have the biggest man crush ever on Mr. Olyphant. He and his character are just all around awesome.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2014, 06:35:38 PM »
Sean Bean, hubba hubba

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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2014, 06:37:31 PM »
(young) Sean Connery. There's a reason he was voted the Sexiest Man of the Century.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2014, 06:43:32 PM »
Quote from: rumborak on November 04, 2014, 06:26:55 PM
I can see Steven Wilson. JP? Nah. He's been bordering the grotesque.
That's an interesting stance. You're looking at it from the perspective of who's ugly or not, so I gather you're talking about somebody good looking enough that you'd temporarily switch sides. Can't imagine that happening in my case, honestly. If the question is who you'd do if you had to pick somebody, looks become inconsequential. From my perspective Bradley Cooper isn't any better or worse than Clint Howard.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2014, 06:43:38 PM »
My (female) roommate swears on Patrick Stewart. Never saw the allure, other than maybe his charisma.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2014, 06:46:48 PM »
Rosie O'Donnell
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2014, 06:56:31 PM »
My go to is always Ryan Gosling. Also, Frank Ocean can get it.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2014, 06:58:11 PM »
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I'm assuming if you're into Paul Rudd, you're also into Ben Affleck. Because, they're really the same person.
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Quote from: Shadow Ninja 2.0 on November 04, 2014, 06:24:03 PM
I'm just surprised JP and SW haven't been mentioned yet.
rum said other gender not other species.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2014, 07:04:03 PM »
Thor-era Chris Hemsworth. Dat accent.

Viggo Mortensen.

Bond-era Daniel Craig.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2014, 07:35:53 PM »
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Viggo Mortensen

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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2014, 07:44:19 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on November 04, 2014, 07:04:03 PM
Viggo Mortensen.

This is another candidate. Unf.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2014, 07:46:15 PM »
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2014, 07:46:42 PM »
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2014, 07:46:47 PM »
Quote from: Mister Gold on November 04, 2014, 07:44:19 PM
Quote from: jingle.boy on November 04, 2014, 07:04:03 PM
Viggo Mortensen.

This is another candidate. Unf.

Only when he looks like Aragorn. He looks odd without the long hair and beard.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2014, 07:48:26 PM »
Quote from: Zook on November 04, 2014, 07:46:47 PM
Quote from: Mister Gold on November 04, 2014, 07:44:19 PM
Quote from: jingle.boy on November 04, 2014, 07:04:03 PM
Viggo Mortensen.

This is another candidate. Unf.

Only when he looks like Aragorn. He looks odd without the long hair and beard.

Uh, not really, but I do agree he looks best as Aragorn. Very rugged looking.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2014, 08:35:40 PM »
The Road.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2014, 08:42:04 PM »
Robert Downey Junior, JC Chasez when he had the mullet. Come at me.

My friends and their girlfriends/wives once had this talk about who you'd bop of the same gender (if straight). I said I'd fuck Bruce Willis. I was corrected: "You don't fuck Bruce Willis. He fucks you."
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2014, 08:48:40 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on November 04, 2014, 08:35:40 PM
The Road.

Off topic, but that was an amazing movie.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2014, 08:51:59 PM »
Quote from: Shadow Ninja 2.0 on November 04, 2014, 08:48:40 PM
Quote from: jingle.boy on November 04, 2014, 08:35:40 PM
The Road.

Off topic, but that was an amazing movie.

Yes, and I've said before, this is the kind of atmosphere The Walking Dead should have.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2014, 08:54:33 PM »
I don't know nothin about the Walking Dead, but if it were like The Road I'd definitely watch it.
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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #32 on: November 04, 2014, 09:02:32 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on November 04, 2014, 07:04:03 PM
Thor-era Chris Hemsworth. Dat accent.

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Re: Of the gender you're not generally attracted to, who would you do?
« Reply #33 on: November 04, 2014, 09:24:01 PM »
Quote from: wolfking on November 04, 2014, 09:02:32 PM
Quote from: jingle.boy on November 04, 2014, 07:04:03 PM
Thor-era Chris Hemsworth. Dat accent.

Viggo Mortensen.

Bond-era Daniel Craig.


He can ride my bifrost any day.


What?
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« Reply #34 on: November 04, 2014, 09:45:11 PM »
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