I almost never contribute to this thread, but at least I got a VH ranking:
1. Fair Warning
2. 1984
3. Van Halen
4. A Different Kind Of Truth
5. Women and Children First
6. Van Halen II
7. Diver Down
The album order is pretty much stable, although the difference between the first three is minimal, it's more like 1a, 1b and 1c.
The song order may change any day but most of the time it will contain at least half of these songs:
1. Panama
2. Mean Street
3. And The Cradle Will Rock
4. Ain't Talkin' bout Love
5. Unchained
6. Take Your Whiskey Home
7. Dirty Movies
8. Top Jimmy
9. Feel Your Love Tonight
10. Little Guitars
Some of them may be not so obvious, but on the other hand, some of the most mentioned songs so far (On Fire, Atomic Punk) are my least favorite. And I got trouble ranking the songs from ADKOT with the older ones, maybe She's The Woman would make it, but they feel kinda different and they are just not old enough to be considered "classic".