So, two headlines caught my attention on Bravewords today.
First:
KINGDOM COME To Celebrate Debut Album With 30th Anniversary Tour
https://bravewords.com/news/kingdom-come-to-celebrate-debut-album-with-30th-anniversary-tourWut? Do you mean the LANDMARK GROUND BREAKING INFLUENTIAL BREAK THE MOLD CLASSIC BEST SELLING TRIPLE FUCKING PLATINUM debut from Kingdome Come?
3 words...WHO FUCKING CARES!
The second one:
Drum Legend BRIAN TICHY Joins W.A.S.P. For European Festival Dates
https://bravewords.com/news/drum-legend-brian-tichy-joins-w-a-s-p-for-european-festival-datesWut?? DRUM LEGEND? Brian Tichy is a DRUM LEGEND now? Who the fuck is he? I think he did some stuff with Whitesnake, right? So he's some dude that plays drums for fucking has been 80's bands and that makes him a fucking DRUM LEGEND?? Seriously, I'm almost 50 and have been a music fan my entire life. I don't own, nor have I heard any album that Brian Tichy is on. Also, pretty sure I'm aware of who the music legends are are who is not.
Bonham? Legend
Moon? Legend
Peart? Legend
Portnoy? Hell, I'll give you that. Legend
Brian Fucking Tichy? You've got to be fucking kidding me.