If Tim says that an Alice Cooper album blows, thats 100% the final verdict.
So as much as I love Alice, he's had a tough last 20 years, album wise.
Looking at his last 6 albums since 1994's Last Temptation (which is very good, BTW)
Brutal Planet ('00) I love half of it, hate the other half. Real modern style heavy.
Dragontown ('01) Was my least favorite studio album by Alice until Spider. Same style as Brutal Planet. One Great tune (The Triggerman!)
The Eyes Of Alice Cooper ('03) This is a MUST HAVE. Total garage band sound.
Dirty Diamonds ('05) I enjoy most of this album quite a bit. I wouldn't recommend anything from it to a new fan. I think it's for Alice fans only.
Along Came A Spider ('08) BLOWS!
Welcome 2 My Nightmare ('11) SUCKS! Very disappointing.
So with all that said, you never know what you're going to get from the new Alice album. I have fairly low expectations, but if it was awesome, it wouldn't surprise me in the least.
I was never that big into Alice. I only own a couple of his albums, but Hey Stoopid, Trash and Brutal Planet are three I really like.
One great, one very good, and one so-so. I can totally see you liking Brutal Planet. Not sure if you've given Dragontown a listen. But glad there's something you can enjoy from him.