Some shit lingo from the classic Canadian tv series Trailer Park Boys:
1) Shitballs: When you keep getting hit by shit balls, you gotta get a shit bat.
2) Shitabyss: The abyss of shit. "...when a man stares into the Shitabyss
3) Shitapple: Trinity (Used in a similar manner of "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree") ("A Shit Leopard Can't Change Its Spots")
4) Shitbarrometer: Measures the "Shitpressure" in the air.
5) Shithawks: A big shitty bird that swoops down and shits on people.
6) Shiticane: A hurricane of which shit blows around, caused by a Shitsystem. Mr. Lahey was calling Julian while in the middle of one.
7) Shitnami: A tsunami tidal wave of shit, unleashed to extinguish the shitflames. Mr. Lahey desires to release one on Ricky.
8) Shitidiots: Ricky, Julian and Bubbles
9) Shitiots: Ricky, Julian and Bubbles
10) Shitline: The line, used in the same manner of "crossing the line", as in when someone has gone too far.
11) Shitleopard: Ricky and his unchangeable ways, the term is used by Jim and Erica exactly as "a leopard can't change his spots".
12) Shit Machine Gun: Loads of trouble for the person that "loaded" the weapon. Randy expressed confusion to Lahey's description.
13) Shitmonkeys: Cory and Trevor from the Conky episode.
14) Shitmoths: Shitcaterpillars like Ricky which, given enough time, cocoon and eventually transform into shitmoths.
15) Shitnami Tidal Wave: A wall of water which will engulf Ricky's "Shitflame" and extinguish it.
16) Shitpuppets: A number of people, mostly the criminal element and the "losers" of Sunnyvale Trailer Park that Jim works to get jailed.
17) Shitrats: Bubbles' cats
18) Shitrope: A rope, covered in shit, that criminals try to climb up to avoid arrest. But the tighter you hold on to the rope, the faster you slide down.
19) Shitseeds: These grow into Shitweeds.
20) Shitweeds: These grew from Shitseeds.
21) Shitstorm Troopers: Julian and Ricky.
22) Shitwinds: Also referred to as "the winds of shit".
23) Shitwolf: Crucial piece of evidence needed to send Ricky, Julian and Bubbles to jail
24) Captain Shitacular - Referring to Ricky. Mr Lahey calls Ricky this while he is "raising shit in Sunnyvale again.
25) Shit tectonics: Pressure that builds causing a Shitquake.
26) Shitipillars: Jim Lahey's alcohol
27) Shitfruit: The fruit off of a shittree
28) Shitbox: Referring to Julians Trailer or generalizing buildings.
29) Shitmobile: Ricky's car
30) Shitstorm: You better bring in the jib before it gets covered in shit.