So I'm going through the new album releases today, and I come across this:
Here's the hammerific track listing:
1. Awaken The Thunder
2. Baptized By The Hammer
3. Onward To Victory
4. Hammerschlag
5. Atlantis
6. We Are The Kingdom
7. Into The Storm
8. Ashes To Ashes
9. In The Name Of The Hammer
10. King Of Kings
What fucking 12 year old's heavy metal name generator did these song titles come from. Holy shit, even Hammerfall is laughing at them.
Hammerschlag? Hammerschlag? What in the fuck is Hammerschlag?
How do I get baptized by the hammer?
Reminds me of the great Reverend Willie Runnels classic: