Lonely Hearts Club Thread v. The Strong Grip

[Prog Snob]

Not a fan of getting my nipples sucked, just like you said.  It's not bad, but just doesn't do anything besides make me feel awkward.

I would feel awkward if a girl was doing that to me and milk came squirting out. Otherwise, it's something I don't mind.

[TioJorge]

 

That would be so...just a bunch of  WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEEEE!?!?

[Prog Snob]

It would be convenient if you were making cereal. You could just lift up your shirt and *squirt* all over your Honey Nut Cheerios.

[bout to crash]

 

Anyway, I've been with guys who are into the nipple thing but most are kinda meh about it.
My left nipple is more sensitive than my right, which is pierced. Getting it pierced made it a bit more sensitive, but mostly in the bad way (i.e. "OWW STOP"). I have noticed that I often enjoy my nipples being played with THROUGH my clothing more than bare. It's kind of exciting.

In related news, I unexpectedly hooked up with a guy friend tonight. I've been sort of attracted to him for a while, long story, but it was fun and he has a nice penis. Did I say that out loud? Maybe too much wine.

[cramx3]

A nice penis! 

[sylvan]

A nice penis! 

You're really excited...





for Jackie

[TioJorge]

Actually no, you didn't say it out loud unless you're filming a romantic comedy while you were typing that, in which case it is an undeniable, unequivocal fact that you were indeed saying it out loud as you were typing it.

[King Postwhore]

Sounds like a scene from a romantic comedy where a dude, next to another dudemail at a urinal sneaks a peak and is brazen enough to compliment.

[bout to crash]

"Hey bro, I'm not gay or anything but..."


In other news I ALMOST had a threesome with two friends tonight but it was foiled. Long story, but maybe next time...

[sylvan]

In other news I ALMOST had a threesome with two friends tonight but it was foiled. Long story, but maybe next time...

We love long stories .

[Prog Snob]

So I started talking to this gorgeous Italian woman last night. Yes, bonus points for being Italian. So we talked all night and realized we have lots of parallels. However, she mentioned that she is going on a cruise with her husband (they're only separated) in May, without the kids, to see how they do on their own. I guess she figures if the stress in the marriage comes from the four children they have together, and it's not just because they're tired of each other, then she thinks it can be saved. My question is this. Why the fuck is she on a dating site looking for someone if her intention is to try and save her marriage? That explains why she doesn't have any photos on her profile. She's probably testing the waters and keeping it from her husband.

[cramx3]

So I started talking to this gorgeous Italian woman last night. Yes, bonus points for being Italian. So we talked all night and realized we have lots of parallels. However, she mentioned that she is going on a cruise with her husband (they're only separated) in May, without the kids, to see how they do on their own. I guess she figures if the stress in the marriage comes from the four children they have together, and it's not just because they're tired of each other, then she thinks it can be saved. My question is this. Why the fuck is she on a dating site looking for someone if her intention is to try and save her marriage? That explains why she doesn't have any photos on her profile. She's probably testing the waters and keeping it from her husband.

Wow, that sucks.  Maybe the three of you can have a threesome? 

[King Postwhore]

Sounds like she's keeping her options open and that's not fair at all.

[Prog Snob]

So I started talking to this gorgeous Italian woman last night. Yes, bonus points for being Italian. So we talked all night and realized we have lots of parallels. However, she mentioned that she is going on a cruise with her husband (they're only separated) in May, without the kids, to see how they do on their own. I guess she figures if the stress in the marriage comes from the four children they have together, and it's not just because they're tired of each other, then she thinks it can be saved. My question is this. Why the fuck is she on a dating site looking for someone if her intention is to try and save her marriage? That explains why she doesn't have any photos on her profile. She's probably testing the waters and keeping it from her husband.

Wow, that sucks.  Maybe the three of you can have a threesome?

I would gladly have a threesome but not with her husband.

Sounds like she's keeping her options open and that's not fair at all.

I feel like she's just testing the waters or maybe even looking for a fling. The question is, do I take her up on that offer just for fun. I suppose I would just to release  the poison.

[cramx3]

Need to see a pic first too

[King Postwhore]

It's about you John. What do you want or need right now?  If you need a release then by all means do so.  If you want more, move on to another possible date.

[Prog Snob]

I found photos of her. That's why I said she was a "gorgeous Italian woman". When she was talking about her family, she gave her father's and mother's surname.

Someone else just started talking to me, so at least it gives me more options. Ironically enough I see this new woman on the ferry all of the time and she recognized me.

[cramx3]

Ironically enough I see this new woman on the ferry all of the time and she recognized me.

I haven't had this happen to me before, but I always think about "what if I see a girl I messaged out in public?"

[Prog Snob]

Chances are you probably will. I've seen quite a few of the women in public that were on dating sites.

[bout to crash]

John, if I were you I would stay faaaar away from that situation. Lots of potential for a fucking mess, and she doesn't really seem truthworthy. "Just a fling" could turn into more and result in you being tangled in a shitty web. I've been there. Plenty of women out there who aren't fucking married, is what I say.

In other news I ALMOST had a threesome with two friends tonight but it was foiled. Long story, but maybe next time...

We love long stories .

Basically my friend and I have hooked up before but she is in a mostly monogamous relationship with this dude who is cool people. He knows we've hooked up before and is fine with it. Well last night, after a beer festival, the three of us ended up going to her friend's apartment for some reason (they had the keys and the friend was at a restaurant, which we bailed on) and before I knew it I was making out with her boyfriend and we all started messing around. My pants came off! But then she was freaking out because she has this rash in her nethers from a hot tub and because she didn't believe my cold sore scar (not scab) wasn't contagious 
So we did some stuff but it didn't go very far. Her boyfriend was very disappointed haha... apparently he surprised her because he's never really been down for anything like that. But after a bit of beer...

[sylvan]

Her boyfriend was very disappointed haha... apparently he surprised her because he's never really been down for anything like that. But after a bit of beer...

I know not all guys are made for a threesome, or might not even actually want that kinda fun, but NO woman should ever be surprised by that... EVER!

I don't have Facebook so I couldn't get on tinder, but I've messaged with a few women here in and around Manhattan on OKC. Too bad I'm not around for long, I've gotten a lot of interest from some cool good looking chicks. But I'm staying in a studio apartment with my brother, so I'm not really sure I could make anything happen anyways. Makes me wonder what these women are looking for compared to women in Jax, cuz I don't get this kind of attention on that site back home. Oh well...

[Prog Snob]

John, if I were you I would stay faaaar away from that situation. Lots of potential for a fucking mess, and she doesn't really seem truthworthy. "Just a fling" could turn into more and result in you being tangled in a shitty web. I've been there. Plenty of women out there who aren't fucking married, is what I say.

I'm not a stranger to tangled webs, but we haven't spoken today so I'm just moving on.  I've had a couple of other biters today, so I'll see what's going on with them.

[sylvan]

Yeah, that's probably a good call. She's one of the irresponsible ones that make it tough to trust people's intentions. At least you found out all that nonsense before getting in too deep.

[Prog Snob]

My instinct was to avoid her because she had no photo up, but I have this horrible habit of avoiding my instinct and it usually winds up causing trouble. This time I'm backing away before something goes awry.

[cramx3]

My instinct was to avoid her because she had no photo up, but I have this horrible habit of avoiding my instinct and it usually winds up causing trouble. This time I'm backing away before something goes awry.

Good, go with your gut.

Makes me wonder what these women are looking for compared to women in Jax, cuz I don't get this kind of attention on that site back home. Oh well...

I doubt they are looking for anything different than in Jax, but I can tell you there is strength in numbers when you are dealing with NYC girls and online dating.

[Stadler]

A nice penis! 

Is that good?

I'm not sure I'd want to be with a girl and have her lasting impression of my ween be "nice".  I guess better than "short", "gross", or "irrelevant", but...

[TioJorge]

Well now you're just being greedy.

[cramx3]

Well now you're just being greedy.

This.  Honestly, the best is the smile on a girls face when you pull your pants down.  Otherwise I'll take any positive comment on my ween because I only sometimes get that smile. 

[bout to crash]

, well I didn't think you guys would want a detailed description of it! How about... girthy?

[cramx3]

That's more than enough detail 

[JayOctavarium]

I was going to make a comment about my penis but I believe it would have been highly inappropriate.

[cramx3]

I was going to make a comment about my penis but I believe it would have been highly inappropriate.

This thread is already highly inappropriate. 

[Chino]

When I would enter a new girl for the first time, I wouldn't let her see my dick prior to putting it in her first. I'd kind of just take control and guide the situation such that she'd end up on her back and I'd inevitably drive into her. Once I got in there and did my thing, any initial size judgments based on vision were already negated by the mind-numbing penetration.

[cramx3]

When I would enter a new girl for the first time, I wouldn't let her see my dick prior to putting it in her first. I'd kind of just take control and guide the situation such that she'd end up on her back and I'd inevitably drive into her. Once I got in there and did my thing, any initial size judgments based on vision were already negated by the mind-numbing penetration.

Sneaky 

[JayOctavarium]

I don't have to worry. Let's just say my current whatever we are's best friend is my ex's cousin, whom lived with us for a while. I've known her for almost 10 years. One day she came up to me out of the blue and told me she is sick of hearing about how large I was.


I should have responded with "Wanna see for yourself?"