Yeah I did some stupid shit back in the day, but these days I know better. I will definitely make sure somebody knows where I am when I'm meeting up with him, if it gets to that point. Man, it would be nice to just have somebody who I had no attachment to who would just fuck the shit out of me while wearing a priest collar occasionally.
Did I write that out loud?
I'm meeting up with the metal/yoga guy tomorrow at a brewery, will see where that goes!
Ohhhh I lobe you Jackie. That is so power so energy.
I mean you didn't write it out LOUD but you wrote it out.
It
IS nice.
I'm tired of my friends giving me shit for having fuck buddies. I never got to do this when everyone else was doing it. Now I'm 26 and these nitwits are all having babies and pretending it was on purpose. Psh. Motherfucker I've known you since before your balls dropped. THAT RIGHT THERE IS AN
ACCIDENT BABY. Still awesome and beautiful and blah fuckin' blah. STILL an accident. Literally all of my friends have a kid and they were all unplanned. All of them. One actually technically hasn't yet but he's married and actually is trying so he will soon (so all but one). Then they're all "Oh man Jorge you just don't get it bro, you don't get it". Uhhhh fuck you Frank, I get it. JUUUUST because I like randomly hooking up with a woman (who I know; not random women, randomly hooking up) and treating her like a dirty little slut (as a gentleman) and then promptly leaving (or politely having her leave) to go play Pokemon doesn't mean I don't 'get it'. Ya little married shit. I've raised babies to near adulthood. The fact they weren't mine is irrelevant. I get it more than you noob parents.
< Doesn't like to sleep in the same bed with someone. Doesn't like to share food/space/TV rights/music playing time/who gets the most sheets tonight/bathroom/etc. infinitely. Unless just having an existential crisis, doesn't like to cuddle unless it's leading to foreplay. Doesn't like pretending to give a shit about birthdays or valentine's day. Doesn't like to pretend to give a shit over menial drama fights like who put the toilet paper roll on the wrong way or who forgot to feed the dog.
Yes. I am single and I actually do love it. Don't hate me because I'm singleful. Rant done! See, now I'm worked up. So what do I do? I'm gonna call my ladyfriend, have her sit on my face and crotch for an hour and then I'm gonna say "So I'm gonna play some Dragon Quest" and she's gonna say "Thanks for the fun hun, see ya later!" and we'll both be happy. That's how it works, FRANK.