Lonely Hearts Club Thread v. The Strong Grip

[cramx3]

  yea, sounds like an airhead then which is definitely a fair reason to back away.  That's also significantly worse than the state flags.

[Phoenix87x]

Yeah, good move. The last thing you need is to come home one day and the laundry is in the crib and the baby in the drier. 

[JayOctavarium]

I called it off with flag girl. At trivia the other night she thought "4" was an odd number. Not odd as in strange, but odd as in the opposite of even. 

Holy shit.

Yeaaaa... that's when you excuse yourself to go take a piss, and then climb out the window and run.

I was going to say jump off a balcony but... could be bad taste

[Chino]

I called it off with flag girl. At trivia the other night she thought "4" was an odd number. Not odd as in strange, but odd as in the opposite of even. 

Holy shit.

Yeaaaa... that's when you excuse yourself to go take a piss, and then climb out the window and run.

I was going to say jump off a balcony but... could be bad taste

You dick!  <3

[jingle.boy]

I called it off with flag girl. At trivia the other night she thought "4" was an odd number. Not odd as in strange, but odd as in the opposite of even.

Where do you hang out that this is considered "trivia"?

And yeah, she's dumber than dirt.

[Chino]

I called it off with flag girl. At trivia the other night she thought "4" was an odd number. Not odd as in strange, but odd as in the opposite of even.

Where do you hang out that this is considered "trivia"?

And yeah, she's dumber than dirt.

I think the question was "How many Star Wars movies did George Lucas direct?". Neither of us knew the answer, and her reply was "I'd go with 4. It's one of my favorite odd numbers".

[The Walrus]

  She has a favorite odd number but doesn't know what they are? 

[cramx3]

 
"favorite odd number" .... 4

that makes it even worse and hell of lot funnier 

[Stadler]

Are you SURE that wasn't a joke?  That's something I would say, though maybe not on a date...

[Chino]

I am 99.6% positive.

[JayOctavarium]

Wow.

I can't even

[JayOctavarium]

Also... I think she was right... He directed A New Hope, and then the prequel trilogy.

Maybe... maybe she actually is a genius!

[TioJorge]

I mean...how many people heard this? No one said anything? Even if you or others thought it was a joke, surely someone would have just been like "haha...4, an odd number...haha... <.<   >.> "

[Chino]

I mean...how many people heard this? No one said anything? Even if you or others thought it was a joke, surely someone would have just been like "haha...4, an odd number...haha... <.<   >.> "

Just me. It was just the two of us on the team. I kind of paused and then didn't say anything. I didn't want to be a dick if she legit thought it was an odd number.   

I will also add that she thought back to the future was overrated and that it's not even worth her time to watch the sequels.

[Adami]

To be fair, she DID know how many Star Wars films Lucas directed.

[Chino]

To be fair, she DID know how many Star Wars films Lucas directed.

She guessed. She never saw Star Wars.

[The Walrus]

Well, at least she was right about BTTF.

[Chino]

Well, at least she was right about BTTF.

I formally request a permaban for Kattelox.   

Reason: Hate speech.

[The Walrus]

 

[cramx3]

I mayyyy feel the same Kat here.... I'll see myself out

[Stadler]

To be fair, she DID know how many Star Wars films Lucas directed.

She guessed. She never saw Star Wars.

I sometimes wonder how some people make it through life.   

[Chino]

To be fair, she DID know how many Star Wars films Lucas directed.

She guessed. She never saw Star Wars.

I sometimes wonder how some people make it through life.

I watched my first Star Wars movie (ep.4) maybe two years ago now... Didn't care for it.

[JayOctavarium]

To be fair, she DID know how many Star Wars films Lucas directed.

She guessed. She never saw Star Wars.

I sometimes wonder how some people make it through life.

I watched my first Star Wars movie (ep.4) maybe two years ago now... Didn't care for it.

But at least you know what State Flags are...

[Stadler]

<Suspicious look> What's your favorite prime number?

[Chino]

<Suspicious look> What's your favorite prime number?

17 because it's still a prime number when re-ordered

[jingle.boy]

<Suspicious look> What's your favorite prime number?

17 because it's still a prime number when re-ordered

So is 3

[TioJorge]

My favorite prime number is FUN. *Sips aperol spritz*

[Adami]

So I have a date or meetup or whatever with an OK Cupid girl on Wednesday.

She has a 9 year old daughter and is 3'11. I am not sure how well this will go. First first-date in like 20 months.

[cramx3]

The daughter is 3'11" or your date?

[Phoenix87x]

The daughter is 3'11" or your date?

I thought the same thing 

[The Walrus]

Make sure she brings her daughter's booster seat. Hope you're not going to an amusement park.

I haven't had a first date in 7 years. You'll do fine. 

[jingle.boy]

The daughter is 3'11" or your date?

I thought the same thing 

That makes 3.

@ Katt... I haven't had a first date in 22 years!

[The Walrus]

Yeah, but you have a wife. I have nobody. (Oh god that sounds so lonely  )

[Adami]

The daughter is 3'11" or your date?

Possibly both. But definitely the date.

[JayOctavarium]

Adami! Have fun!

Remember... no matter how tempting... you CANNOT use short people as an armrest... without their consent!