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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2030 on: May 19, 2016, 02:22:07 PM »
 :lol

Oh, man. That's just wrong.

A jackelope would be much better.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2031 on: May 19, 2016, 02:26:45 PM »
I have been out of the dating game a bit but last I heard husky pantie area was out :lol
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2032 on: May 19, 2016, 02:27:09 PM »
Quote from: bout to crash on May 19, 2016, 01:51:43 PM
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So my friend ordered a pair of panties like this for me, and told me to look out for them in the mail from China... Like a month later I got them, and the face was a husky instead of a cat. I sent her a pic and she was like WTF :rollin

So where is the pic of your wearing them?  :biggrin:
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2033 on: May 19, 2016, 02:27:36 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on May 19, 2016, 02:22:07 PM
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Oh, man. That's just wrong.

A jackelope would be much better.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2034 on: May 19, 2016, 05:55:11 PM »
Quote from: bout to crash on May 19, 2016, 01:51:43 PM
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So my friend ordered a pair of panties like this for me, and told me to look out for them in the mail from China... Like a month later I got them, and the face was a husky instead of a cat. I sent her a pic and she was like WTF :rollin

:lol why??

of course this prompted me to google "animal face panties". Not sure why anyone would want these but I find them hilarious for some reason:



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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2035 on: May 19, 2016, 08:21:57 PM »
The cat one is obvious, but I have no idea what they're getting at with other animals.  Beaver, I suppose.  Husky is stretching things a bit, but I get it.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2036 on: May 19, 2016, 08:26:47 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on May 19, 2016, 08:21:57 PM
Husky is stretching things a bit, but I get it.

To ward off intruders maybe?
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2037 on: May 19, 2016, 08:32:45 PM »
Of course.  A woman's last line of defense, since she can't (usually) hide a pit bull in her panties, is to have a picture of a dog instead, in hopes that the would-be rapist has a debilitating fear of dogs.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2038 on: May 19, 2016, 08:47:21 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on May 19, 2016, 08:32:45 PM
Of course.  A woman's last line of defense, since she can't (usually) hide a pit bull in her panties, is to have a picture of a dog instead, in hopes that the would-be rapist has a debilitating fear of dogs.

That's what these panties are for

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2039 on: May 19, 2016, 10:59:25 PM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2040 on: May 19, 2016, 11:53:58 PM »
This page so far :lol
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2041 on: May 21, 2016, 10:52:00 PM »
I had my cousin's wedding tonight. It was alright, I guess. It's a lot of people and after a while I start to feel discombobulated.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2042 on: May 22, 2016, 06:33:22 AM »
lookin snazzy :tup
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2043 on: May 22, 2016, 06:59:07 AM »
What a goombah! Looking sharp John!
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2044 on: May 22, 2016, 11:39:22 AM »
Quote from: The Trooper on May 22, 2016, 06:33:22 AM
lookin snazzy :tup

Quote from: kingshmegland on May 22, 2016, 06:59:07 AM
What a goombah! Looking sharp John!

I threw in the red tie to irritate those who say I always wear black.   :lol
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2045 on: May 22, 2016, 11:46:26 AM »
Quote from: Prog Snob on May 22, 2016, 11:39:22 AM
Quote from: The Trooper on May 22, 2016, 06:33:22 AM
lookin snazzy :tup

Quote from: kingshmegland on May 22, 2016, 06:59:07 AM
What a goombah! Looking sharp John!

I threw in the red tie to irritate those who say I always wear black.   :lol
sexier than me. I wear camo shorts a t shirt, checkered Vans sneakers and a bandana. u got sexy going goombah
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2046 on: May 22, 2016, 12:09:52 PM »
I'm a jeans and t-shirt guys hanging around the house, but when I do clean up, you see the sexy Italian fucker.  :lol
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2047 on: May 22, 2016, 12:17:17 PM »
I am always hot. so shorts all the time when not working. I am past the impressing stage :biggrin:
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2048 on: May 22, 2016, 12:28:04 PM »
Now it's the "fuck it, deal with me as I am" phase, for you.  :lol
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2049 on: May 22, 2016, 12:30:55 PM »
lol been like that a while
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2050 on: May 22, 2016, 03:36:23 PM »
Ok, so the kid finished college today. I squeezed out a few manly tears of pride...

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2051 on: May 22, 2016, 04:03:22 PM »
:clap:      Congrats to her....and you RJ, I'm certain your proud!
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2052 on: May 22, 2016, 04:13:50 PM »
Me with the wife and our neices/nephews in Texas this weekend:
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2053 on: May 22, 2016, 04:27:29 PM »
RJ, congratulations proud papa!

Millahh,  awesome pic!
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2054 on: May 22, 2016, 05:11:06 PM »
With my niece's first baby boy!


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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2055 on: May 22, 2016, 05:51:58 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on May 22, 2016, 05:11:06 PM
With my niece's first baby boy!





 :tup








And by the way you typed that it sounds as if she owes you her first born child for some deal she brokered with you   :lol
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2056 on: May 22, 2016, 05:54:20 PM »
No way in hell!! :lol

Bad enough work keeps me up at night.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2057 on: May 22, 2016, 06:00:54 PM »
That moment where you're drawing something and you suddenly forget how to use a pencil.



And by the way, everyone around here looks snazzy  :tup
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2058 on: May 22, 2016, 06:05:03 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on May 22, 2016, 05:11:06 PM
With my niece's first baby boy!




I know that smile. He's NOT for eating.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2059 on: May 22, 2016, 06:11:09 PM »
But heven is. He'll let you know.  :lol
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2060 on: May 23, 2016, 04:28:10 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on May 22, 2016, 03:36:23 PM
Ok, so the kid finished college today. I squeezed out a few manly tears of pride...



That's awesome RJ.  Very proud moment indeed.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2061 on: May 23, 2016, 05:20:54 AM »
Joe, put the ketchup down!
RJ, awesome. There is nothing like a graduation day.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2062 on: May 23, 2016, 07:50:33 PM »
Awwwww RJ. I swear she just started college, wtf?
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2063 on: May 23, 2016, 08:11:24 PM »
I graduated from college On Saturday as well. It's surreal--a long hard journey for sure. I flunked a semester my freshmen year because I just wasn't focused. It wasn't from drinking or partying or anything, but I just didn't care for some reason. Then I got the kick in the ass that I needed and graduated in the same four year timeline with everyone else. Very emotional for me because I proved to myself that if I put my mind to something and work hard, I can achieve what I want.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #2064 on: May 23, 2016, 10:27:17 PM »
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