"Booze Makes Me Happy"? That's my guess. Anyway, nice shirt!
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I got a new phone. 15 years into the 21st Century, I finally join it and get a freakin' smart phone. My justification all this time has been that the added expense wasn't worth it to me, so Verizon finally played some hardball. The phone was a free upgrade, the $40 upgrade fee doesn't apply when you do their Verizon Edge program, which I still don't fully understand, but the bottom line is that so many discounts apply now that all four of us have cell phones and data plans that our phone bill goes
down nine dollars a month
and I have a brand new smart phone instead of my old basic phone. So okay, deal.
It has a camera that faces me, so I took a selfie. My first.