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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #805 on: April 16, 2015, 01:27:26 PM »
Just like the Cherry Pie video. 


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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #806 on: April 16, 2015, 02:06:17 PM »
Oh, okay.


Dude, I was totally pullin' your weenie, Bra.















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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #807 on: April 16, 2015, 02:16:39 PM »
Bitchin'.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #808 on: April 16, 2015, 03:13:36 PM »
See?!


Yet, this gags me like a spoon.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #809 on: April 18, 2015, 04:32:07 AM »
Godammit
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #810 on: April 18, 2015, 10:16:21 AM »
Would that be pronounced "go-dammit"?

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #811 on: April 18, 2015, 03:03:52 PM »
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #812 on: April 18, 2015, 03:10:21 PM »
When did you visit the cloning museum?
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #813 on: April 18, 2015, 04:10:56 PM »
hahaha!!!
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #814 on: April 19, 2015, 02:45:09 AM »
 :lol, that woman is like half my height and a bit older. Super cool peoples, went to the museum as part of a "Denver Geeks" meetup.
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #815 on: April 19, 2015, 02:51:36 AM »
:lol, that woman is like half my height and a bit older. Super cool peoples, went to the museum as part of a "Denver Geeks" meetup.

What was she worried about, getting whacked in the head with its unicorn schlong? 

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #816 on: April 19, 2015, 10:46:57 PM »
Well, wouldn't you be??
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #817 on: April 19, 2015, 11:13:47 PM »
Well, wouldn't you be??

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #818 on: April 20, 2015, 03:34:04 PM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #819 on: April 20, 2015, 06:41:26 PM »
would
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #820 on: April 21, 2015, 06:40:38 PM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #821 on: April 21, 2015, 06:43:48 PM »
Tired of the PS4 from a previous pic?  :lol  :metal

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #822 on: April 21, 2015, 06:51:58 PM »
10/10 would do
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #823 on: April 21, 2015, 06:56:43 PM »
Tired of the PS4 from a previous pic?  :lol  :metal

Had to fill in the gap, homey. I had no true seventh-gen console til today. Sure, the Wii U plays Wii games but obviously Nintendo's been on an island regarding third party games since the N64 days. Good memory on your part too lol.

10/10 would do

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #824 on: April 21, 2015, 06:59:25 PM »
Oh baby I don't care about money as long as we have each other
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #825 on: April 21, 2015, 07:09:12 PM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #826 on: April 21, 2015, 07:15:51 PM »
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #827 on: April 21, 2015, 07:27:48 PM »

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #828 on: April 21, 2015, 07:44:09 PM »
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #829 on: April 21, 2015, 07:51:35 PM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #830 on: April 21, 2015, 07:52:15 PM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #831 on: April 21, 2015, 07:54:45 PM »
Oh my...


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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #832 on: April 21, 2015, 08:03:36 PM »

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #833 on: April 21, 2015, 08:05:52 PM »
Fitting that I'm a Saints fan and that game culminated with men forcing their fingers through rings they weren't previously acquainted with.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #834 on: April 21, 2015, 08:12:34 PM »
And now I'm lost.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #835 on: April 21, 2015, 08:15:35 PM »
And now I'm lost.

Did you run out of bread crumbs?

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #836 on: April 21, 2015, 08:16:14 PM »
Actually I have plenty of crust crumbs on the couch with me right now...
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #837 on: April 21, 2015, 08:19:50 PM »
That'll do it. 

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #838 on: April 21, 2015, 11:35:18 PM »
This thread needs more pussy.


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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #839 on: April 21, 2015, 11:44:40 PM »
That's hot

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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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