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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #735 on: April 05, 2015, 02:26:50 PM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #736 on: April 05, 2015, 06:41:48 PM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #737 on: April 05, 2015, 06:46:35 PM »
:tup
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #738 on: April 06, 2015, 07:46:51 AM »
Nice, Gary!

I call this selfie, "The Metal Patient"
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #739 on: April 06, 2015, 07:52:56 AM »
And......the  :censored one finds himself doing as a Dad.....    ???




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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #740 on: April 06, 2015, 08:18:02 AM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #741 on: April 06, 2015, 08:39:54 AM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #742 on: April 08, 2015, 11:18:41 PM »
Nice, Gary!

I call this selfie, "The Metal Patient"


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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #743 on: April 10, 2015, 06:04:04 PM »
Nice, Gary!

I call this selfie, "The Metal Patient"

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #745 on: April 10, 2015, 07:57:28 PM »
Your clock's backwards bruh
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #746 on: April 10, 2015, 08:04:24 PM »
I rarely post pics, but I really like this one of me and my nephew from a family get-together last August (his hair is still wet from swimming and I did the silly peace thing for whatever reason :lol):



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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #747 on: April 10, 2015, 08:38:16 PM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #748 on: April 10, 2015, 08:51:33 PM »
Nice, Gary!

I call this selfie, "The Metal Patient"

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

Why you....
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #749 on: April 10, 2015, 08:58:19 PM »
Your clock's backwards bruh

What are you smoking?
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #750 on: April 10, 2015, 10:26:35 PM »
Your clock's backwards bruh

In what universe?   ;)   Were you watching Labyrinth again?

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #751 on: April 11, 2015, 01:09:32 PM »
 :lol, motherfucker reversed the picture.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #752 on: April 11, 2015, 02:34:28 PM »
I'm so lost...
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #753 on: April 11, 2015, 07:50:22 PM »
I'd lend you some of my bread crumbs but I ran out myself. 

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #754 on: April 11, 2015, 08:19:55 PM »
Went to Star Wars vs. Star Trek night at a local gay club. Strap-on Sith seemed the only logical costume choice. I've never gotten so many hand jobs in one night.












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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #755 on: April 11, 2015, 10:21:16 PM »
Oh my... well I know what I'm sharing with the therapist this week....

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #756 on: April 11, 2015, 10:28:08 PM »
Oh my... well I know what I'm sharing with the therapist this week....

You must have one very open-minded therapist.

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« Reply #757 on: April 12, 2015, 04:11:02 AM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #758 on: April 12, 2015, 07:33:55 AM »
:eyebrows:
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #759 on: April 12, 2015, 02:43:36 PM »
Hey, it was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.  Things were different then.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #760 on: April 12, 2015, 03:02:21 PM »


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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #761 on: April 12, 2015, 04:19:58 PM »
Damn, that's rough.  She's hot though, right?  There's gotta be an upside here.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #762 on: April 12, 2015, 04:34:26 PM »
I had a girl ask me to do that after the first date because the next morning her inner thighs were all red. 

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #763 on: April 12, 2015, 06:45:11 PM »
I sure hope your beard wasn't.

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« Reply #764 on: April 12, 2015, 06:51:07 PM »
Yikes  :lol
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #765 on: April 12, 2015, 08:09:23 PM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #766 on: April 12, 2015, 09:18:19 PM »
Oh no he di-in't
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #767 on: April 12, 2015, 09:39:29 PM »
VERY well played, Kev :hefdaddy
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #768 on: April 12, 2015, 09:49:19 PM »
I sure hope your beard wasn't.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #769 on: April 12, 2015, 09:56:54 PM »
Earnin your red wings may be a badge of manliness amongst inexperienced teenage boys or redneck meatheads in certain neighborhood watering holes but, fuck dat shit, one taste of iron-flavored uncooked omelet was enough for this guy
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