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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #455 on: February 02, 2015, 03:35:57 PM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #456 on: February 02, 2015, 03:39:43 PM »
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Yeah, she is cute, but she should shave the beard.  Standing next to JP like that, it just looks inferior.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #457 on: February 02, 2015, 04:07:48 PM »
But to be fair, most beards look inferior compared to JP.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #458 on: February 02, 2015, 10:16:11 PM »
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Nawwwww.

Holy shit dude, I do not remember making this post at all. I don't even remember your photoshop. I was totally drunk-DTFing after the Thank You Scientist show! Wow. I hope I didn't post anything bad.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #459 on: February 03, 2015, 09:51:13 AM »
Quote from: bosk1 on February 02, 2015, 03:39:43 PM
Quote from: vtgrad on February 02, 2015, 02:28:23 PM
My beautiful wife and myself hangin' with DT in 2014



Yeah, she is cute, but she should shave the beard.  Standing next to JP like that, it just looks inferior.

Did you mean that I should shave the beard?  I wouldn't want to impugn you BOSK by assuming that your post included a type-o.   :biggrin: However, if it was a sideways rib at my masculinity... I'll refer you to my wife who would be able to explain the fault in your thinking process much better than I.  Based on your statement, that may be a circular conversation though.

Actually, JP said "Ah, you guys are going to book-end us!"  I said "Yeah, the stars of the show should be in the center of the photo."  I think he got a kick out of that.  I also told him that I was going to have to stick my chest out in an attempt to look like a man being eaten by a bear instead of a salmon being eaten by a bear.

I will say this: when people say that the camera adds weight, that's a true statement.  Having met DT three times, I have to say that JP is as stout as I've ever seen him.  He's actually almost trim; he just has so much bulk in the upper body (including the beard) that the camera doesn't do him justice.  Same for JLB and the rest of the band.

My Beard is thicker now though; I've let it grow a little bit since.  JP shamed me...
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #460 on: February 03, 2015, 07:34:42 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #461 on: February 03, 2015, 07:41:48 PM »
:hearts: JaySchicktavarium :hearts:
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #462 on: February 03, 2015, 07:48:29 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #463 on: February 03, 2015, 08:13:44 PM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #464 on: February 03, 2015, 08:25:40 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #465 on: February 03, 2015, 08:27:53 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

-BlobVanDam on "Scarred"

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #466 on: February 03, 2015, 08:37:11 PM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #467 on: February 03, 2015, 08:40:22 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #468 on: February 03, 2015, 08:41:47 PM »
Alright both of you.  You can move the picture exchange to this thread now.  https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=42199.msg1918304#msg1918304
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #469 on: February 03, 2015, 08:54:04 PM »
That's only me. He's nailin a hot curvy big-tittied redhead that can cook very well.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #470 on: February 03, 2015, 08:55:31 PM »
Well... not anymore.



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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #471 on: February 04, 2015, 05:36:28 AM »
Well last night looked like a good time  :lol
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #472 on: February 04, 2015, 05:54:42 AM »
Quote from: cramx3 on February 04, 2015, 05:36:28 AM
Well last night looked like a good time  :lol

It was scary for those of us who were  actually here for it.   :lol
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #473 on: February 04, 2015, 07:15:10 AM »
Oh there's more where that came from.
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #474 on: February 04, 2015, 02:07:27 PM »
Why am I not surprised?    ;)
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #475 on: February 04, 2015, 05:42:24 PM »
Omg, that exchange  :rollin

Jay, I didn't know you broke up with your girl  :(
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Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #476 on: February 04, 2015, 05:54:29 PM »
I shoulda been a fetish model.

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Quote from: Sigz on July 06, 2011, 06:58:52 PM
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #477 on: February 04, 2015, 06:14:50 PM »






Quote from: bout to crash on February 04, 2015, 05:42:24 PM
Jay, I didn't know you broke up with your girl  :(



yeeeaaaa its a... thing
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #478 on: February 04, 2015, 06:25:11 PM »
Quote from: bout to crash on February 04, 2015, 05:54:29 PM
I shoulda been a fetish model.



Now THAT is a beautiful shot!
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #479 on: February 04, 2015, 11:02:51 PM »
Thanks! I offered to model for my friend who is a pro photographer and doing a show on "love." I told him he needed a kinky photo in it. He took a lot of gorgeous ones but most I won't post :lol
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Quote from: Sigz on July 06, 2011, 06:58:52 PM
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #480 on: February 04, 2015, 11:08:16 PM »
Quote from: bout to crash on February 04, 2015, 11:02:51 PM
Thanks! I offered to model for my friend who is a pro photographer and doing a show on "love." I told him he needed a kinky photo in it. He took a lot of gorgeous ones but most I won't post :lol

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #481 on: February 04, 2015, 11:12:32 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #482 on: February 05, 2015, 12:32:40 AM »
"And that, kids, was the day 'bout to crash' recieved 400 private messages on DTF."
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #483 on: February 05, 2015, 01:11:42 AM »
Cuz I can

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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #484 on: February 05, 2015, 01:18:14 AM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #485 on: February 05, 2015, 01:19:34 AM »
High School was an interesting time.
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #486 on: February 05, 2015, 01:22:35 AM »
I thought that was from yesterday.   :lol
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #487 on: February 05, 2015, 01:25:04 AM »
nah
I wasn't THAT drunk yesterday.


But i may be rightnow
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #488 on: February 05, 2015, 01:27:40 AM »
Oh no....
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« Reply #489 on: February 05, 2015, 01:28:01 AM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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