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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5075 on: October 06, 2020, 08:31:57 AM »
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5076 on: October 06, 2020, 08:39:19 AM »
If I was you, my opening line would be "Hi, I'm Dave Grohl."     I had a roommate in college; we used to work as security guards at the Hartford Civic Center (including Whalers hockey games) and some drunk girl said he looked like Brett Hull (he didn't, at all).   And he made some hay going to bars telling people he was Brett Hull.  No one ACTUALLY thought he was (though he did sign one autograph) but it was a great ice-breaker.

No lie, I get compared to Dave Grohl a lot, particularly when I smile. The girl I'm interested in right now? Another girl told her I look like Dave Grohl. I got mistaken for DG at a Halloween party I didn't even dress up for, because I wore a white shirt and jeans.

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HAHA. I don't believe that for a second, but thank you :)

This was taken just a couple minutes ago, after actually being awake for a couple hours. I don't like smiling or taking photos of myself.  :lol
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5077 on: October 06, 2020, 08:41:12 AM »
I would gleefully engage in kitten drowning to guarantee a head of hair like that!
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5078 on: October 06, 2020, 08:42:58 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5079 on: October 06, 2020, 09:36:39 AM »
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How are you not resting comfortably on a throne of super-models?! You are one handsome dude.

Pretty much this.
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5080 on: October 06, 2020, 10:39:49 AM »
Totally missed that post in the IM thread, but that is a very cool tshirt and that keto diet is definitely working for you  :yarr

Yeah, no shit. You're looking great!

I would gleefully engage in kitten drowning to guarantee a head of hair like that!

Also this. I'm always a little bit envious of my friends with long hair. The hair/beard combination looks fabulous on you.
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5081 on: October 06, 2020, 10:44:01 AM »
Well thanks guys. For real. Giving me the confidence to make contact with that girl later. She happened to like it as soon as I put it up strangely :)
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5082 on: October 06, 2020, 10:53:27 AM »
Well thanks guys. For real. Giving me the confidence to make contact with that girl later. She happened to like it as soon as I put it up strangely :)

Fixed for attitudinal purposes. 

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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5083 on: October 06, 2020, 10:54:15 AM »
Dude, she should be nervous about meeting you! She better have her confidence going.
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5084 on: October 06, 2020, 10:58:31 AM »
I would gleefully engage in kitten drowning to guarantee a head of hair like that!

Same. But that’s because cats suck.  :biggrin:
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5085 on: October 06, 2020, 11:39:10 AM »
I would gleefully engage in kitten drowning to guarantee a head of hair like that!

Same. But that’s because cats suck.  :biggrin:

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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5086 on: October 06, 2020, 11:43:48 AM »
When your buds all roastin tf out you on your social media cause you just trying to smile and be happy

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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5087 on: October 06, 2020, 11:44:16 AM »
it me

Okay, now I officially hate you because you're just looking too good and I'm a little bit envious.  ;)
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5088 on: October 06, 2020, 11:46:58 AM »
Yeah The Walrus should be drowning in pussy with those looks and that hair. Cherish it my friend, once that hair goes.. it goes..
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5089 on: October 06, 2020, 11:49:35 AM »
I've been partial to the term "dripping in bitches" since I heard it on South Park but that's slightly more offensive :lol
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5090 on: October 06, 2020, 12:18:15 PM »
Walrus, leave it be.  You look great the way you are.  Tell the chicks your grand dad plays with ZZ Top.
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5091 on: October 06, 2020, 01:28:32 PM »
When your buds all roastin tf out you on your social media cause you just trying to smile and be happy



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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5092 on: October 06, 2020, 02:35:54 PM »
Walrus, leave it be.  You look great the way you are.  Tell the chicks your grand dad plays with ZZ Top.

Tell dumb chicks that you play for ZZ Top.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5093 on: October 06, 2020, 02:45:05 PM »
Walrus, leave it be.  You look great the way you are.  Tell the chicks your grand dad plays with ZZ Top.

Tell dumb chicks that you play for ZZ Top.

Oh yeah, because girls in 2020 are going to 1) know who ZZ Top is, and 2) assume that's not something their dads listen to. Crimany, TAC  :lol
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5094 on: October 06, 2020, 02:53:03 PM »
Tim typed out that response from his Commodore 64 computer.
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5095 on: October 06, 2020, 04:11:36 PM »
Get a haircut ya damn hippie!

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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5096 on: October 06, 2020, 04:36:34 PM »
Tim typed out that response from his Commodore 64 computer.

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5097 on: October 06, 2020, 04:44:54 PM »
Walrus, leave it be.  You look great the way you are.  Tell the chicks your grand dad plays with ZZ Top.

Tell dumb chicks that you play for ZZ Top.

Oh yeah, because girls in 2020 are going to 1) know who ZZ Top is, and 2) assume that's not something their dads listen to. Crimany, TAC  :lol
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5098 on: October 06, 2020, 05:51:43 PM »
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5099 on: October 06, 2020, 06:05:21 PM »
If I was you, my opening line would be "Hi, I'm Dave Grohl."     I had a roommate in college; we used to work as security guards at the Hartford Civic Center (including Whalers hockey games) and some drunk girl said he looked like Brett Hull (he didn't, at all).   And he made some hay going to bars telling people he was Brett Hull.  No one ACTUALLY thought he was (though he did sign one autograph) but it was a great ice-breaker.

No lie, I get compared to Dave Grohl a lot, particularly when I smile. The girl I'm interested in right now? Another girl told her I look like Dave Grohl. I got mistaken for DG at a Halloween party I didn't even dress up for, because I wore a white shirt and jeans.

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HAHA. I don't believe that for a second, but thank you :)

This was taken just a couple minutes ago, after actually being awake for a couple hours. I don't like smiling or taking photos of myself.  :lol
My wife just said, "Ooh, that guy has pretty eyes."  :\




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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5100 on: October 06, 2020, 06:07:00 PM »
Pup, I saw your post and I thought You posted a pic.

let's go, post one up!
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5101 on: October 06, 2020, 06:20:16 PM »
Pup, I saw your post and I thought You posted a pic.

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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5102 on: October 06, 2020, 06:21:56 PM »
That's just a fucking picture of Tick's jacket. :lol
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5103 on: October 06, 2020, 06:22:17 PM »
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« Reply #5104 on: October 06, 2020, 06:27:57 PM »
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« Reply #5105 on: October 06, 2020, 06:35:59 PM »
That's just a fucking picture of Tick's jacket. :lol
Dammit, you caught me... :biggrin:
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« Reply #5106 on: October 06, 2020, 06:45:45 PM »
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5107 on: October 06, 2020, 06:58:46 PM »
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #5108 on: October 06, 2020, 08:02:14 PM »
Thanks to you goofy fuckers giving me a confidence boost I hit it off with that girl this evening. Kept it short and sweet, found stuff to connect on. Homeboy's coming back out of his shell. To the lonely hearts thread!  :metal
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« Reply #5109 on: October 06, 2020, 08:17:25 PM »
Bout time you handsome pussy.
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