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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #350 on: January 07, 2015, 09:42:59 AM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #351 on: January 07, 2015, 11:31:35 AM »
Post an after shave pic and let us decide.  Some people just look better with a beard.  I shaved mine one time and my wife strongly suggested that I grow it back.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #352 on: January 07, 2015, 05:03:35 PM »
Ask and Ye shall receive boys.





And so the legend ends..... FOR NOW

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #353 on: January 07, 2015, 05:24:05 PM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #354 on: January 07, 2015, 05:31:15 PM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #355 on: January 07, 2015, 05:37:37 PM »
That the most younger I have ever seen anyone become after shaving.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #356 on: January 07, 2015, 11:06:29 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #357 on: January 07, 2015, 11:15:29 PM »
Dylan and Joe, my chest fucking hurts from laughter now you twats.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #358 on: January 08, 2015, 07:18:57 AM »
Dark Castle, you Ed Sheeran-looking motherfucker, you only look younger because of the nosering to me (I didn't notice it in the beard shots).   And thank you for next time wearing pants.  ;)
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #359 on: January 08, 2015, 03:26:22 PM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #360 on: January 08, 2015, 03:27:20 PM »
Joe


Are you gonna post before and after shave pics too?


AND BOOTY SHORTS?

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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #361 on: January 08, 2015, 03:43:44 PM »
No. I will not harm DTF's eyeballs.  Without eyeballs,  DTF is dead.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #362 on: January 08, 2015, 04:07:01 PM »
But we still will have ears.
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #363 on: January 08, 2015, 04:10:43 PM »
I also use my ass to talk but it's gibberish.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #364 on: January 08, 2015, 05:02:48 PM »
Mine sounds like Chewbacca
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

-BlobVanDam on "Scarred"

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #365 on: January 08, 2015, 05:08:43 PM »
Wanted to simply post 'mine looks like chewbacca', but I just couldn't do that with a straight cybersface.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #366 on: January 08, 2015, 07:54:29 PM »
 :lol

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #367 on: January 08, 2015, 07:59:27 PM »
king, I think I have that exact same Bender figure!
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #368 on: January 08, 2015, 08:39:46 PM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on January 08, 2015, 07:59:27 PM
king, I think I have that exact same Bender figure!

He's usually leaning on my center speaker in front of my TV.

Where he belongs with Fry of course.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #369 on: January 08, 2015, 09:30:36 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on January 08, 2015, 03:26:22 PM

Damn, man. Have you had anything other than the full beard since you've been around here? And what are you gonna do now? You really want to shave every day again to keep the goatee/stache.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #370 on: January 09, 2015, 05:58:28 AM »
I'm going back to the full beard soon.  I made a bet with the employees.  Good moral booster.


I will grow this back late summer.  My brother has a Halloween party every year and next year the wife and I are going as Capt. Lou Albano and Cindi Lauper.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #371 on: January 09, 2015, 06:02:56 AM »
I bet you make a great Cindi Lauper.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #372 on: January 09, 2015, 06:07:00 AM »
I would She Bop all day.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #373 on: January 09, 2015, 12:40:59 PM »
Spent all Wednesday at the optometrist, and the harsh bitch mistress known as aging continues to have her way with me.......







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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #374 on: January 09, 2015, 01:13:43 PM »
Lookin' sharp :tup
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #375 on: January 09, 2015, 01:51:23 PM »
Your IQ is through the roof now RJ
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #376 on: January 09, 2015, 02:03:34 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on January 09, 2015, 05:58:28 AM
I will grow this back late summer.  My brother has a Halloween party every year and next year the wife and I are going as Capt. Lou Albano and Cindi Lauper.
Awesome! Don't forget the elastics!
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #377 on: January 09, 2015, 02:06:07 PM »
I'm going to use New Skin for the elastics on my face as well. :lol
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #378 on: January 09, 2015, 03:25:33 PM »
I didn't think you could look better but those glasses.... I'm a sucker for glasses  :tup
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #379 on: January 09, 2015, 05:16:51 PM »
You need to take the decal off the left lens, mate, unless you're goin for that Coming-to-America-keepin-dat-plastic-on-da-couch look.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #380 on: January 09, 2015, 07:21:50 PM »
Quote from: black_floyd on January 09, 2015, 05:16:51 PM
You need to take the decal off the left lens, mate, unless you're goin for that Coming-to-America-keepin-dat-plastic-on-da-couch look.

 :lol

Those were the store samples, my pair doesn't show up for a few weeks.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #381 on: January 09, 2015, 07:33:14 PM »
Don't worry. Any man who's ever been married knows what it's like to go without a pair for a bit
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #382 on: January 09, 2015, 07:46:45 PM »
Sexy!
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #383 on: January 09, 2015, 07:57:54 PM »
Quote from: black_floyd on January 09, 2015, 07:33:14 PM
Don't worry. Any man who's ever been married knows what it's like to go without a pair for a bit


Brutha marriage isn't mandatory for that. Believe me.
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #384 on: January 09, 2015, 08:02:42 PM »
Quote from: black_floyd on January 09, 2015, 07:33:14 PM
Don't worry. Any man who's ever been married knows what it's like to go without a pair for a bit

This is like me talking about health foods.  Frame of reference bro! :lol
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