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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5005 on: October 27, 2016, 10:21:00 AM »
I made a thread celebrating  10k posts, and woke up just shy of 8k....
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5006 on: October 27, 2016, 12:07:26 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on October 27, 2016, 09:25:04 AM
Never, ever, ever point out that you're post #whatever in any thread. It's the fastest way to ensure that you don't stay post #whatever.

Hell, even Bosk isn't free of that.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5007 on: October 27, 2016, 12:21:06 PM »
I don't know what you mean.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5008 on: October 27, 2016, 12:24:21 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5009 on: October 27, 2016, 12:50:05 PM »
Masterful
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5010 on: October 28, 2016, 06:31:53 PM »
Sometimes reality is just as funny

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5011 on: October 28, 2016, 08:53:51 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5012 on: October 28, 2016, 10:13:44 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on October 28, 2016, 08:53:51 PM


i have a feeling that's a made up story just for the line at the end

doesn't impact how funny it is  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5013 on: October 29, 2016, 12:44:35 PM »
It's old, but it's my favorite comic on the net.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5014 on: October 29, 2016, 07:59:15 PM »
Love that one, showed it to a Chinese chef I used to work with, she was about 40 at the time, and she couldn't argue against it.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5015 on: October 29, 2016, 11:49:51 PM »
Years ago, our church organist retired, and until we could find a replacement, we went through a series of music students from Northwestern, one of the few schools in the country that still has classes on how play a real pipe organ.  One of them, a cute little Korean student, was really good, and was with us several months.  I commented on that to someone, and they told me that she was actually the new permanent organist; they'd offered her the job and she'd accept it.  Also, she's 37, not a student.  I swear, I thought she was maybe 20, tops.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5016 on: October 29, 2016, 11:55:19 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on October 29, 2016, 11:49:51 PM
Years ago, our church organist retired, and until we could find a replacement, we went through a series of music students from Northwestern, one of the few schools in the country that still has classes on how play a real pipe organ.  One of them, a cute little Korean student, was really good, and was with us several months.  I commented on that to someone, and they told me that she was actually the new permanent organist; they'd offered her the job and she'd accept it.  Also, she's 37, not a student.  I swear, I thought she was maybe 20, tops.

Yea, I have a Korean classmate who just turned 30, but if you told me she was 18, I'd have believed you.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5017 on: November 06, 2016, 02:11:00 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5018 on: November 06, 2016, 02:12:57 PM »
Giggity.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5019 on: November 06, 2016, 04:15:28 PM »
Some of them bananas gonna have themselfs a good time tonight.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5020 on: November 07, 2016, 06:00:06 AM »
Quote from: Orbert on November 06, 2016, 04:15:28 PM
Some of them bananas gonna have themselfs a good time tonight.

Made me think of orange is the new black.  Ready for the new season.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5021 on: November 07, 2016, 06:22:40 AM »
We're not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5022 on: November 07, 2016, 06:52:39 AM »
You need to say it blacker.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5023 on: November 07, 2016, 07:48:21 AM »
"Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!" See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5024 on: November 07, 2016, 08:24:18 AM »
 :tup
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5025 on: November 07, 2016, 10:33:36 AM »
Gotta love it.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5026 on: November 07, 2016, 11:40:07 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5027 on: November 07, 2016, 03:21:38 PM »
The greatest chase in documentary history:

https://streamable.com/0z8g



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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5028 on: November 07, 2016, 06:02:35 PM »
Quote from: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on November 07, 2016, 03:21:38 PM
The greatest chase in documentary history:

https://streamable.com/0z8g

Holy shit. What a badass
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5029 on: November 07, 2016, 06:21:27 PM »
Quote from: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on November 07, 2016, 03:21:38 PM
The greatest chase in documentary history:

https://streamable.com/0z8g
Looking at it from the car chase perspective, the lizard laying low hoping not to be noticed (man, fucking ballsy), reminded me of the end of this chase:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbJ2p0l1npc
The whole chase is excellent, even if it is a ripoff of Bullit, but for the punchline you can skip ahead to 7:00.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5030 on: November 07, 2016, 06:31:30 PM »
Great post.

This thread is now about Linda Fiorentino.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5031 on: November 07, 2016, 06:38:45 PM »
Linda Fiorentino is hot.  That is an immutable truth.



Surprise twist: She's hotter with her clothes on than off (IMO)
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5032 on: November 07, 2016, 06:42:00 PM »


That's pretty awful I know but it made me laugh.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5033 on: November 08, 2016, 07:06:55 AM »
Okilly Dokilly, the Arizona heavy metal band that performs "Nedal" music, a subgenre of metal music themed around Ned Flanders from "The Simpsons," have released a music video for "White Wine Spritzer."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BEvh6HSQc0
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5034 on: November 08, 2016, 09:39:51 AM »
Quote from: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on November 07, 2016, 03:21:38 PM
The greatest chase in documentary history:

https://streamable.com/0z8g

Wow, this is not funyy, but one of the most awesome videos I've ever seen. Kudos to whoever filmed that!!  :hat
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« Reply #5035 on: November 10, 2016, 05:25:17 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5036 on: November 10, 2016, 04:55:02 PM »
A musical tribute to China

https://youtu.be/VHtKx2jk40U


Adding a "for" makes all the difference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV9_37MAI4c
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« Reply #5037 on: November 10, 2016, 09:20:07 PM »
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« Reply #5038 on: November 13, 2016, 10:14:04 AM »
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« Reply #5039 on: November 13, 2016, 10:43:03 AM »
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