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Online Zydar

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4970 on: October 12, 2016, 07:14:14 AM »
Yeah, what the hell?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4971 on: October 12, 2016, 07:15:44 AM »
:lol  Yep, I always loved the irony of that.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4972 on: October 12, 2016, 09:24:22 AM »
Quote from: Phoenix87x on October 11, 2016, 05:40:19 PM
^^^  :lol

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 :lol  Weird how the mash up person is more attractive than either of them on their own.  Usually its the other way around.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4973 on: October 12, 2016, 12:24:06 PM »
True.  That's just bizarre.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4974 on: October 12, 2016, 12:24:38 PM »
That's more attractive than H. Clinton ?

Rather you than me. :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4975 on: October 14, 2016, 12:29:16 AM »
Quote from: eric42434224 on October 12, 2016, 09:24:22 AM
Quote from: Phoenix87x on October 11, 2016, 05:40:19 PM
^^^  :lol

That reminded me of this



 :lol  Weird how the mash up person is more attractive than either of them on their own.  Usually its the other way around.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4976 on: October 15, 2016, 07:43:40 PM »
I am telling you, business is TOUGH here in Hong Kong... even Supermarket has to go with Porn... just check out the picture I attached, lol!!!  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4977 on: October 15, 2016, 07:53:30 PM »
When I watch porn, I usually prefer they take 100% off. :zydar:

Fresh porn. Much better than my usual sloppy seconds. :zydar:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4978 on: October 15, 2016, 08:02:05 PM »
Blob does not like his sushi and porn from a vending machine.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4979 on: October 19, 2016, 04:41:18 PM »
Dylan knows what's what.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4980 on: October 19, 2016, 04:45:55 PM »
Dylan is now on the watch list. :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4981 on: October 19, 2016, 10:36:02 PM »
Dylan knows what's up. It took me way longer to figure that one out.
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Quote from: Mosh on November 12, 2015, 07:50:47 PM
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4982 on: October 20, 2016, 04:38:38 PM »
Woman mistakes town meeting for Donald Trump rally and smears 30 cars with smooth peanut butter in protest

The article leans on the political side, but there are enough funny lines that I thought it better suited for here than P/R.

My favorite part:

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When officers from Portage Co. Sheriff Department questioned Ms Ferguson, she claimed she hadn’t left her apartment that night, while allegedly licking her fingers repeatedly, according to the complaint.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4983 on: October 21, 2016, 01:50:59 AM »
Read the comments below the article. Oh Lord.  :facepalm:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4984 on: October 21, 2016, 02:01:33 AM »
Quote from: Cyclopssss on October 21, 2016, 01:50:59 AM
Read the comments below the article. Oh Lord.  :facepalm:


Now why'd you go and do something silly like that? :lol I can't wait for this election to be over, although I have a feeling that people will be as vocal as ever even afterwards, one way or another.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4985 on: October 21, 2016, 11:22:35 AM »
Blood alcohol of .21...  She was fucking hammered.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4986 on: October 22, 2016, 01:40:01 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4987 on: October 22, 2016, 09:46:21 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4988 on: October 23, 2016, 05:45:04 AM »
There, but for the grace of god, go I.... :p
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4989 on: October 23, 2016, 05:54:37 AM »
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« Reply #4990 on: October 23, 2016, 01:53:56 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4991 on: October 24, 2016, 06:11:11 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4992 on: October 24, 2016, 07:03:54 AM »
I saw that headline and thought it was from The Onion or some other satirical site.  But truth can be stranger than fiction.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4993 on: October 24, 2016, 07:10:05 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4994 on: October 24, 2016, 08:05:40 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4995 on: October 26, 2016, 12:55:48 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4996 on: October 26, 2016, 04:52:35 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4997 on: October 26, 2016, 05:17:11 PM »
Ahaha. It's a gravy boat.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4998 on: October 26, 2016, 06:17:00 PM »
 :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4999 on: October 26, 2016, 06:24:07 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5000 on: October 27, 2016, 08:24:16 AM »
Quote from: Sacul on October 26, 2016, 06:24:07 PM
Also I'm the #5000 reply to this thread yay.

Really?  That's odd.  I thought *I* was reply #5,000.  Hmm...  :justjen

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« Reply #5001 on: October 27, 2016, 08:27:43 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5002 on: October 27, 2016, 09:03:53 AM »
what the hell
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5003 on: October 27, 2016, 09:11:26 AM »
Quote from: Sacul on October 27, 2016, 09:03:53 AM
what the hell

We've all felt the blade of the axe from bosk1.  Post counts and well as earned wins in the random Caption game.:getoffmylawn:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #5004 on: October 27, 2016, 09:25:04 AM »
Never, ever, ever point out that you're post #whatever in any thread. It's the fastest way to ensure that you don't stay post #whatever.
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