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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4760 on: July 07, 2016, 01:09:43 PM »
:lol
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« Reply #4761 on: July 08, 2016, 12:36:58 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4762 on: July 09, 2016, 01:37:13 PM »

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4763 on: July 09, 2016, 01:41:44 PM »
Holy fucking shit. :lol :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4764 on: July 09, 2016, 05:10:31 PM »


Duuno if it's true or not, but it's funny.
My favorite Stones anecdote is Charlie Watts being awakened in the middle of the night by a drunken Jagger screaming for "his drummer." Watts got up , showered, shaved, put on one of his impeccable suits, walked down stairs and punched Jagger in the fucking jaw before going back to bed. He just strikes me as the sort of bloke that'd want to look dapper for such a moment.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4765 on: July 09, 2016, 07:59:54 PM »
I was just about to post something about the Charlie Watts story, I love that one. I've also heard that he said "Don't ever call me your drummer again, you're my singer"

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4766 on: July 10, 2016, 07:26:38 PM »
Yep, I heard the quote from Watts with that story, too.  Pretty funny.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4768 on: July 10, 2016, 11:25:37 PM »
:lol I've seen a few of those Pokemon Go gags. I saw one with a guy lying down on a bed in a hotel, and it has a Diglet right on his crotch.
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« Reply #4769 on: July 11, 2016, 07:11:26 AM »
I'm just gonna admit it, i'm ashamed for catching that reference. Not because i've seen it but more because a pokemon and a coutch made me instantly think of it.
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« Reply #4770 on: July 17, 2016, 02:43:44 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4771 on: July 17, 2016, 10:45:25 AM »
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« Reply #4772 on: July 17, 2016, 02:24:30 PM »
That's gold.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4774 on: July 18, 2016, 12:32:34 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4776 on: July 19, 2016, 02:28:28 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4778 on: July 19, 2016, 03:19:38 AM »
:lol :metal
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« Reply #4779 on: July 19, 2016, 05:07:39 AM »
Though according to him, they would have to be fat teens.  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4780 on: July 21, 2016, 12:36:32 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4781 on: July 21, 2016, 05:46:04 AM »
Don't show that to my gf or I'll be wearing them till I die.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4782 on: July 21, 2016, 04:23:11 PM »
This is kinda political because of who it is, but what the hell, it's funny.



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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4783 on: July 21, 2016, 04:30:16 PM »
The Mexicans at work thought this was fucking hysterical, obviously.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4784 on: July 21, 2016, 04:32:17 PM »
Ronald Chump must be mocked at any available opportunity.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4786 on: July 22, 2016, 11:44:26 AM »
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« Reply #4787 on: July 22, 2016, 10:07:03 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4788 on: July 22, 2016, 10:25:23 PM »
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« Reply #4789 on: July 23, 2016, 12:21:02 PM »
This remains one of my all-time favourite videos on the internet.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4790 on: July 26, 2016, 02:41:28 AM »



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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4792 on: July 26, 2016, 01:15:39 PM »
Hahaha that's funny.
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« Reply #4793 on: July 26, 2016, 01:28:32 PM »
Awww haha :metal :heart

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4794 on: July 27, 2016, 09:17:51 PM »