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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3640 on: January 09, 2016, 05:48:59 AM »
What is this I don't even.
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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« Reply #3641 on: January 09, 2016, 05:54:28 AM »
What is this I don't even.

Time for that chastity belt Zy.  :lol
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« Reply #3642 on: January 09, 2016, 06:07:30 AM »
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All of the break-ins happened overnight and people were so scared they started sleeping on their back.

 :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3643 on: January 09, 2016, 07:24:09 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3644 on: January 09, 2016, 07:52:51 AM »
What is this I don't even.

Time for that chastity belt Zy.  :lol

I clicked the link expecting the man to be from Raymond, NH.

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« Reply #3645 on: January 09, 2016, 07:57:24 AM »
I want my victims to look me in the eyes.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #3646 on: January 09, 2016, 07:58:52 AM »
I want my victims to look me in the eyes.

Isn't that the name of Zydar's autobiography?

And the picture above is the cover.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3647 on: January 09, 2016, 08:01:41 AM »
I want my victims to look me in the eyes.

The stink-eye?

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« Reply #3648 on: January 09, 2016, 08:05:13 AM »
I want my victims to look me in the eyes.

Isn't that the name of Zydar's autobiography?

And the picture above is the cover.

I shudder to think.

I want my victims to look me in the eyes.

The stink-eye?

No one survives my super power.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #3649 on: January 09, 2016, 08:28:58 AM »
The greatest page I've come across in a while:

Cats On Synthesizers In Space

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« Reply #3650 on: January 09, 2016, 08:52:03 AM »
 :rollin That's amazing.

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« Reply #3651 on: January 09, 2016, 09:02:00 AM »
I want my victims to look me in the eyes.

Isn't that the name of Zydar's autobiography?

And the picture above is the cover.

Careful what you wish for.

Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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« Reply #3652 on: January 09, 2016, 09:03:09 AM »
:lol :clap:

That's one for the collection.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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« Reply #3653 on: January 09, 2016, 09:05:05 AM »
 :lol

DTF, where you can post things you'd never post on Facebook.   
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3654 on: January 09, 2016, 09:07:37 AM »
:lol

DTF, where you can post things you'd never post on Facebook.

Says who.   ;)

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« Reply #3655 on: January 09, 2016, 09:17:00 AM »
:lol

DTF, where you can post things you'd never post on Facebook.

Says who.   ;)

You answered your own question.  :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #3656 on: January 09, 2016, 09:26:26 AM »
:lol

DTF, where you can post things you'd never post on Facebook.

Says who.   ;)

You answered your own question.  :lol

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« Reply #3657 on: January 09, 2016, 01:35:05 PM »
The greatest page I've come across in a while:

Cats On Synthesizers In Space

Yep.  Been following that page for a while.  High correlation of keyboard players to nerds, high correlation of nerds to cat people (as opposed to dog people), high correlation of nerds to space and/or science geeks.  Cats On Synthesizers In Space.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3658 on: January 09, 2016, 07:23:56 PM »








That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #3659 on: January 09, 2016, 07:29:15 PM »
And in this decade, bitches still do the dishes.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #3660 on: January 09, 2016, 07:36:05 PM »
Hell of a batch there. :clap: :lol
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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« Reply #3661 on: January 09, 2016, 08:40:47 PM »
:clap:

Two genuine laughs out loud.  :tup

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« Reply #3662 on: January 10, 2016, 05:15:16 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #3664 on: January 10, 2016, 08:34:48 PM »
Holy crap.  :lol

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« Reply #3665 on: January 10, 2016, 08:41:25 PM »




 :lol

You really love finding those vegan memes.   :lol

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« Reply #3666 on: January 10, 2016, 09:27:45 PM »
Vegan/Vaping memes are the best

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3667 on: January 11, 2016, 05:38:40 AM »
Men vs. Women


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« Reply #3669 on: January 11, 2016, 08:00:05 AM »
The vegan and the pasta ones made me :rollin .
This first band is Soen very cool swingy jazz fusion kinda stuff.

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« Reply #3671 on: January 11, 2016, 08:04:24 AM »
What did you say?
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« Reply #3672 on: January 11, 2016, 08:35:12 AM »
The guy dropping trou, like he's looking for a goiter, while the ladies are boogying-down...  :lol
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« Reply #3673 on: January 11, 2016, 09:45:16 AM »
I wish we could see the lady in the white dress' face cause she looks like the grown up version of that lil cute weirdo baby that's runnin' from the dogs in that ever so popular meme, if anyone knows what I'm talking about. Same pose of lookin' like she is running away, looking back...  :lol

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« Reply #3674 on: January 11, 2016, 09:51:48 AM »
Only a prog fan would try to measure how much they enjoy a song by an equation. :lol
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