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Offline Sir GuitarCozmo

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3535 on: December 14, 2015, 03:46:52 PM »
It's on my Christmas list.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3536 on: December 14, 2015, 03:54:06 PM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3537 on: December 14, 2015, 03:55:02 PM »
Quote from: Evermind on December 14, 2015, 09:56:38 AM
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Quote from: Evermind on December 14, 2015, 09:52:55 AM
I've heard this joke before and it's kinda funny alright, but I fail to see what this beautiful tiger has to do with it.

First time I'd heard the joke... it just happened to be captioned as such.

Don't take offense or anything, I just happen to dislike the pics when the caption is completely unrelated to the image with passion. :tup

Or well, maybe it is related somehow and I'm missing it.


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3538 on: December 14, 2015, 03:57:41 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3539 on: December 14, 2015, 05:42:19 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on December 14, 2015, 03:54:06 PM
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3540 on: December 14, 2015, 06:35:40 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on December 14, 2015, 05:42:19 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on December 14, 2015, 03:54:06 PM
Coz's Christmas List

DiMarzio pick ups
IPA's
Any hard alcohol
Blow job
Vintage 1985 Floyd Rose whammy bar
Blob job
Aqua Net hairspray
Blob job



But...how does Blob feel about this?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3541 on: December 14, 2015, 07:17:26 PM »
Beat me to it...except I was going to say that I hope Coz and Blob have a VERY MERRY Christmas.

 :lol :lol Fuckin' Blob job bwahahaha!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3542 on: December 14, 2015, 07:22:49 PM »
He's too lazy to finish. :lol
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3543 on: December 14, 2015, 07:32:35 PM »
I assumed that a blob job was just another name for lady-pec lovin'.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3544 on: December 14, 2015, 07:36:30 PM »
Yeah okay sure
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3545 on: December 14, 2015, 07:50:30 PM »
Well lutz were had by everyone.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3546 on: December 14, 2015, 07:57:13 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on December 14, 2015, 07:32:35 PM
I assumed that a blob job was just another name for lady-pec lovin'.

Boy you're in for a surprise on Christmas morning.......



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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3547 on: December 14, 2015, 09:25:11 PM »
Not too terribly funny, but I like to go out of my way to make dumb people feel dumb.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3548 on: December 14, 2015, 10:05:30 PM »
 :|

Ladies and gentlemen...


































The internet.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3549 on: December 14, 2015, 10:06:15 PM »
1, 2, 34? :neverusethis:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3550 on: December 15, 2015, 04:05:23 AM »
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It seems that they're entering an area of extreme hazard. A zone of some sort. A dangerous one.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3551 on: December 15, 2015, 06:01:25 AM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on December 14, 2015, 07:32:35 PM
I assumed that a blob job was just another name for lady-pec lovin'.

It just means he's going to use a remote control Decepticon to give you a rake job. It's all about the metal.   :metal

But it won't finish you off because Blob didn't get around to programming that into the robot.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3552 on: December 16, 2015, 12:35:20 AM »
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It seems that they're entering an area of extreme hazard. A zone of some sort. A dangerous one.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3553 on: December 16, 2015, 05:12:04 AM »
You so stupid!

That kid will go places.  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3554 on: December 16, 2015, 06:31:17 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3555 on: December 16, 2015, 07:05:27 AM »
Indeed.  :biggrin:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3556 on: December 16, 2015, 08:22:19 AM »
No shit.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3557 on: December 16, 2015, 09:23:38 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3558 on: December 16, 2015, 09:50:50 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3559 on: December 16, 2015, 10:21:04 AM »
Is this a still from a 'Law & Order Criminal Intent' episode?  Scary.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3560 on: December 16, 2015, 01:04:29 PM »
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 :lol

I love the little kid with the thumbs up.    :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3561 on: December 16, 2015, 03:16:57 PM »
The mom is pretty hot.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3562 on: December 16, 2015, 03:30:41 PM »
Yup. Silent. AS THEY SHOULD BE.


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3563 on: December 17, 2015, 07:06:40 AM »



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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3564 on: December 17, 2015, 07:45:19 AM »
Fantastic!  I seriously lol'd at the ice bucket challenge.
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« Reply #3565 on: December 17, 2015, 08:05:20 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3566 on: December 17, 2015, 08:09:10 AM »
^^^ Truth
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« Reply #3567 on: December 17, 2015, 08:40:01 AM »
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« Reply #3568 on: December 17, 2015, 08:41:00 AM »
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« Reply #3569 on: December 17, 2015, 10:14:18 AM »
:spitcoffee:

While on the topic of Vegans...

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