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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #280 on: August 17, 2014, 10:30:19 AM »
Whoa, that's pretty bad.  Whenever I see overlapping circles, the first thing I think of is Venn Diagrams, and I know I'm not the only one.  It amazes me that that design made it from conception to execution without anyone figuring out what it really says about their company.

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« Reply #281 on: August 17, 2014, 10:45:52 AM »
You guys really must make heavy use of Venn diagrams in highschool. I mean, they are known and we use them in Germany too (we don't use the name Venn though), but they're mostly just considered convenient visualizations, not these integral diagrams.
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« Reply #282 on: August 17, 2014, 12:36:18 PM »
In the US, where I'm from at least, every single mofo would look at that and say the same thing about it being a Venn Diagram. Everyone.  :lol That's pretty awesome. Even if it I had no idea what that particular diagram was, it still looks like they're distancing themselves from...the values; it still looks like they're saying in one bubble "these are good qualities!" and then there's another bubble that has "our values" place outside of it...."Well, these are our values, which are not Trust, Partnership, Innovation and Performance". I think almost anyone would look at that and think something similar. I don't know how you couldn't...what other way is there to look at it? Absolutely horrible marketing.

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« Reply #283 on: August 17, 2014, 12:46:20 PM »
I say we kill 'em, take away their kids, raise those kids to adulthood, wait for them to have kids of their own, make those kids work in marketing, and then reveal the truth that the campaigns they've been working on are for nonexistent products.
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« Reply #284 on: August 17, 2014, 12:54:23 PM »
BUT NOT AFTER GIVING THEM A GOOD VENN DIAGRAM LESSON!!! :metal

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« Reply #285 on: August 17, 2014, 03:17:51 PM »
Marketing people are probably the most math-hating people out there, so this doesn't surprise me at all.
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« Reply #286 on: August 17, 2014, 04:47:50 PM »
You guys really must make heavy use of Venn diagrams in highschool. I mean, they are known and we use them in Germany too (we don't use the name Venn though), but they're mostly just considered convenient visualizations, not these integral diagrams.
OK, but that's a fucking Venn diagram.
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« Reply #287 on: August 17, 2014, 04:52:18 PM »
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« Reply #288 on: August 17, 2014, 04:55:39 PM »
You guys really must make heavy use of Venn diagrams in highschool. I mean, they are known and we use them in Germany too (we don't use the name Venn though), but they're mostly just considered convenient visualizations, not these integral diagrams.
I think we spent a while on them around 6th grade, but never really went back to them. They were heavily used in textbooks, though, if I remember correctly.
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« Reply #289 on: August 17, 2014, 05:53:23 PM »
You guys really must make heavy use of Venn diagrams in highschool. I mean, they are known and we use them in Germany too (we don't use the name Venn though), but they're mostly just considered convenient visualizations, not these integral diagrams.
OK, but that's a fucking Venn diagram.

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« Reply #290 on: August 17, 2014, 08:08:56 PM »
That doesn't make any sense.
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« Reply #291 on: August 17, 2014, 08:14:53 PM »
I was wondering if I wasn't remembering how the diagram works or if I was just high. It turns out...it was neither. PLOT POTATO.

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« Reply #292 on: August 17, 2014, 08:30:19 PM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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« Reply #293 on: August 17, 2014, 08:45:36 PM »
OHHHHHH IT'S IRONIC!


...is it ironic? Should I call that bitch back, the one with the song? I dunno...I....I feel....

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« Reply #294 on: August 17, 2014, 09:23:54 PM »
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« Reply #295 on: August 17, 2014, 09:30:41 PM »
Hey guys I found this on the internet and thought it was both pertinent and relatable. I didn't make this, I just found this. It's just a coincidence that I'm posting it now. I'm honestly seriously.


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« Reply #296 on: August 18, 2014, 03:32:55 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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« Reply #297 on: August 18, 2014, 12:39:21 PM »
 :lol
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« Reply #298 on: August 18, 2014, 01:07:57 PM »




I'm not usually a fan of demotivational posters, but these two had me chuckling a little.
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« Reply #299 on: August 18, 2014, 01:46:38 PM »
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« Reply #301 on: August 19, 2014, 04:04:11 AM »
I don't know what you're talking about. That was some good advice.
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« Reply #302 on: August 19, 2014, 05:32:37 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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« Reply #303 on: August 19, 2014, 09:37:43 AM »
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« Reply #304 on: August 19, 2014, 03:42:59 PM »
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« Reply #305 on: August 19, 2014, 04:20:53 PM »
It is funny and I liked it. The bummer for me was when I realized that you'd never chill something in the sink in the first place since you chill things in refrigerated/frozen vessels.
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« Reply #306 on: August 19, 2014, 04:22:55 PM »
Thaw but we can let it slip. :lol
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« Reply #307 on: August 19, 2014, 04:23:49 PM »
I thlept in the think once and I was definitely thaw afterwardth.

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« Reply #308 on: August 19, 2014, 04:30:00 PM »
You need to thaw your lips with some tea Kotowboy.
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« Reply #309 on: August 19, 2014, 04:58:48 PM »
This might be my favourite sketch, ever.

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« Reply #310 on: August 19, 2014, 04:59:10 PM »
You need to thaw your lips with some tea Kotowboy.

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« Reply #311 on: August 20, 2014, 02:50:58 AM »
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« Reply #312 on: August 20, 2014, 02:54:28 AM »
Oh Blanche.

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« Reply #313 on: August 20, 2014, 03:20:38 AM »
Golden Girls is awesome.
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« Reply #314 on: August 20, 2014, 03:38:39 AM »
Golden Girls is awesome.

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