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Offline The Curious Orange

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The Album Cover Game
« on: July 17, 2014, 05:46:18 AM »
So here's an old Internet meme I thought I'd dust off -

What if classic albums were re-named to match their cover art? Here's a few to start you off:

Pink Floyd - Light that passes through a prism is refracted into a spectrum of seven colours
Nirvana - Underwater babies know the value of money
Led Zeppelin - How to tell the difference between your grandson and a paperweight with your eyes closed
The Who - Pissing on a box
The Rolling Stones - Turntable Cake
Kate Bush - I've just had sex with two dogs
The Beatles - Only three of us wear shoes
King Crimson - Fear of the Dentists
Blind Faith - Kiddie pr0n and toy aeroplanes
Ween - A belt that says Ween on it
The Black Crowes - Patriotic Vaginas
Iron Maiden - Oh look, it's Eddie again
The Pussycat Dolls - Five Whores
Bruce Springsteen - My Arse
Rush - Moving Paintings


Anyone got any more?
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2014, 07:09:07 AM »
Dream Theater - Kid Playing In The Sand
Metallica - Semen And Blood
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2014, 09:35:08 AM »
Pink Floyd- OH MY GOD THAT MAN IS ON FIRE
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2014, 09:55:14 AM »
Or....you're on fire! Lemme shake your hand!

Queen - Big Depressed Robot attacks people hiding in a mountain.
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2014, 10:00:24 AM »
Blind Faith - Why Don't You Have a Seat Right Over Here?
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2014, 10:04:01 AM »
Haken - Oh My Poor Mermaid
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2014, 10:18:53 AM »
Genesis - Croquet with heads
Spock's Beard - Guy goes to work in the desert
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2014, 10:24:35 AM »
This thread has nothing to do with memes, so I don't even know why that word was used.  But anyhow, this one made me laugh:
Quote from: The Curious Orange on July 17, 2014, 05:46:18 AM
Iron Maiden - Oh look, it's Eddie again
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2014, 10:27:56 AM »
Quote from: bosk1 on July 17, 2014, 10:24:35 AM
This thread has nothing to do with memes, so I don't even know why that word was used.  But anyhow, this one made me laugh:

Indeed. No idea why meme's were brought into the equation.
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2014, 11:23:34 AM »
Haha, this is fun.
Metallica - ...And Now To Hide This Body
Dream Theater - There's A WHAT On Top Of My Head???
Porcupine Tree - How Compact Discs Are Made
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2014, 11:46:01 AM »
Spock's Beard - Man Dressed in Black, Wandering in the Desert Under a Stormy Red Sky
Symphony X - Man Dressed in Black, Wandering in the Desert Under a Stormy Red Sky

Dream Theater - Bridges in the Sky

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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2014, 12:16:09 PM »
Porcupine Tree - This Kid's Going To Go Postal
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2014, 12:25:04 PM »
Rush - The Dog And The Fire Hydrant
Deep Purple - Five Guys In A Glass Of Wine
Pink Floyd - A Cow
Kiss - The Sphinx With Glasses
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2014, 12:25:48 PM »
Steven Wilson - I See A Little Silhouetto Of A Wilson
(aka. Deadwing Cover Zoomed Out)

Dire Straits - Steel Guitar Rocket

Porcupine Tree - How Am I Powering This Bulb With Just My Hand?
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2014, 12:36:47 PM »
Quote from: RoeDent on July 17, 2014, 12:25:48 PM
Steven Wilson - I See A Little Silhouetto Of A Wilson
(aka. Deadwing Cover Zoomed Out)

But that's a porcupine tree album
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2014, 12:40:57 PM »
Dream Theater - Does this pose make me look gay?
The Flower Kings - Part bus part fish
The Flaming lips - Weird Gumby
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2014, 01:01:25 PM »
In order:

Muse - Why Is Everything Blue?
Muse - Why Are There So Many Goal Posts?
Muse - Why Is Everyone Floating?
Muse - Why Are We On Mars?
Muse - Why Is There a Colorful Walkway in Outer Space?
Muse - Why Aren't There Any Shadows On This Cover?
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2014, 01:33:30 PM »
Alice In Chains - Wait...how many legs does this dog actually have?
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2014, 03:23:03 PM »
Porcupine Tree - A man diving in orange colorish
Porcupine Tree - Random face in the clouds
Porucpine Tree - DOCTOR WHO
Porcupine Tree - Why is mommy hanging from the ceiling?
Porcupine Tree - CDs are strangely radioactive
Porcupine Tree - A guy from a '40s movie holds a lightbulb from the '80s
Porcupine Tree - Silver Surfer suffering
Porcupine Tree - What a pretty lake
Porcupine Tree - Goddamn, I love TV
Porcupine Tree - STAHP
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2014, 03:27:45 PM »
I'm just gonna open up iTunes and do these, it's awesome  :rollin :rollin
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2014, 03:48:10 PM »
Death Grips - I bet writing on your dick with a sharpie feels weird
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2014, 03:59:32 PM »
Queen - Damn That Clown Can Juggle!

The Beatles - Walking To Payless To Buy Paul Some Shoes

Blue Oyster Cult - Pick A Card, Any Card

Genesis - Goodnight, Moon.
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2014, 04:02:53 PM »
Quote from: The Curious Orange on July 17, 2014, 05:46:18 AM
Iron Maiden - Oh look, it's Eddie again
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Dream Theater - ''I can see you!'' ''Hey, I can see you too!''
Rush - I'm naked, sir, you've got a problem with that?
dredg - Hot chick, but the mask's a turn off
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2014, 04:18:15 PM »
Steven Wilson - A Steven Wilson with a gasmask selfie
Steven Wilson - A picture of a silhouette of Steven Wilson standing in the middle with an orange filter
Steven Wilson - The moon's best impression of Edvard Mulch's The Scream
Slint - Four Guys Swimming In A Lake
Rush - A Nut and A Bolt Having Intercourse
Rush - You Get A Bunny! You Get A Bunny! Everybody Gets A Bunny!
Isis - A Green Ocean
The Devin Townsend Project - Crayons
Dir En Grey - King Crimson's Lizard cover art painted in black 
King Crimson - A Fancy Knot
Opeth - A Forest
Mastodon - What Really Happened In Moby Dick
My Bloody Valentine - A Close-Up of a Fender Jazzmaster with a pink filter
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2014, 05:57:28 PM »
Neutral Milk Hotel - The Adventures of Potato Lady
Deafheaven - The Most Misleading Album Cover of 2013
MGMT - Surfing with the Alien
Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Carpal Tunnel! Ahhhh!
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2014, 06:07:27 PM »
Anathema - Sun setting/rising over the ocean horizon

Slipknot - Goat

Dream Theater - Newtons Cradle hits man in an open grassy plain

Korn - Kids playing hopscotch while a girl heads towards the cliff

Korn - Girl swinging on a swing
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2014, 06:52:08 PM »
Quote from: Mladen on July 17, 2014, 04:02:53 PM
Dream Theater - ''I can see you!'' ''Hey, I can see you too!''
Rush - I'm naked, sir, you've got a problem with that?
dredg - Hot chick, but the mask's a turn off

Arghhhh.  I wanted to say something about that album cover.  It wouldn't be as creative though.  It would be something like "Two guys with telescopes on stools" or something.
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2014, 07:24:32 PM »
Dream Theater - The Search for Spock
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2014, 09:48:08 PM »
Dream Theater - Ants....Ants Everywhere!
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2014, 10:06:11 PM »
Ozzy Osborne - Strange looking man with a red velvet cape holding a miniature Roman torture device sitting in a room with a fog machine

This is a great game.

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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2014, 10:19:37 PM »
Black Sabbath - Holy Smokes
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #31 on: July 17, 2014, 10:27:51 PM »
Dream Theater: SIX DEGREES OF INNER TURBULENCE
Metallica: There are dogtags on one of those crosses.
Neal Morse: Neal's next to a tree!
Neal Morse: Neal's tree got bigger!
Genesis: shapes...
Genesis: Cartoon fatty looks through a window
Green Day: Let's see if you can spot all the dogshit!
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #32 on: July 17, 2014, 10:33:23 PM »
Dream Theater - New Ant City
Porcupine Tree - A piano in flames falling from the sky
Rush - Three red balls in front of a red background
Pink Floyd - An ear underwater
Katatonia - A dead raven
Tool - A psychedelic diagram of the human anatomy
Deftones - Literally a white pony

I love playing this game!
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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #33 on: July 17, 2014, 11:15:36 PM »
Scorpions - Decisions, decisions. Girl likes to deep throat, and the dog likes to lick peanut butter

Scorpions - Should have checked for gum before groping her breast

Scorpions - Oh shit, she's 15?




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Re: The Album Cover Game
« Reply #34 on: July 18, 2014, 12:01:13 AM »
The Atlas Moth: Bosk or Nick banned Dark Castle because of a nude woman gazing out in the distance and apparently nudity automatically equals pornography unless it's naked dudes, then it's fine. (sassy as fuq tonight)

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