Hey DTF!!! Help me name my hot sauces!!!!

[TempusVox]

How about calling the really hot one...

"You're Gonna Need A Doctor" Sauce.

[Chino]

Call it "You're Fired"

For the label, you can photoshop a picture of Donald Trump getting showered in hot sauce.

[Dr. DTVT]

How about calling the really hot one...

"You're Gonna Need A Doctor" Sauce.

Moooooooon River

[FreezingPoint]

I would call it something not very descriptive, but vaguely interesting, enough to pique someone's curiosity.

Set it up by calling the second hottest source something like "Firebreather" or "Super Burning 5000 Degree Sauce" and then the very hottest one something like "Sauce X".

It sure would make me question, "I wonder what that is, might have to try it."

[Scorpion]

I really like Habanero High Five.

[lonestar]

I really like Habanero High Five.

Yeah, that's what I'm probably going with. Family friendly, non offensive, yet still has a good ring to it and gets the "fuck with me at your own risk" message across.

The normal sauce remains unnamed. If I do end up doing a ghost chili sauce, it will be called the Room 422 Sauce. (if they let me, for some reason they wanna downplay the fact that a huge celebrity claimed to have seen a ghost in our place)

[Chino]

I really like Habanero High Five.

Yeah, that's what I'm probably going with. Family friendly, non offensive, yet still has a good ring to it and gets the "fuck with me at your own risk" message across.

Shitnado was a close second though, right?

[lonestar]

Um yeah, sure....

[El Barto]

Habaneros have a nice flavor if you can get to where the heat doesn't kill your taste buds. I can certainly see wanting to work your way up to them. I can eat them, but I'm not to the point where I can appreciate the citrusy aspect yet. Beyond that you're just into dick-waving territory. When ghost peppers cause you to puke, run around the room and then pass out, what's the point of any flavor it might (but probably doesn't) have? Seems to me that beyond habanero you just have heat for heat's sake show you can show off to your friends (or embarrass yourself mightily, we hope).

If somebody at Paragon really wants something beyond your habanero high-five to impress his date, just have your security guard walk over and mace him. Then everybody can enjoy that.

[TioJorge]

Pretty much how I feel, but the way arj stated it sounds like he's specifically creating it for the assholes who want to show off and/or are masochistic. Gotta at least attempt to please everyone, even the twats. One might say...ESPECIALLY the twats.

[King Postwhore]

My brother and I brewed 2 cream ales.  One with jalapeno and the second was made with habaneros with a smoked barley.  The jalapeno had more kick but both had a nice, slight burn to the end of it.

[Chino]

I want a compilation video of DTF members trying this stuff!

[King Postwhore]

I want a compilation video of DTF members trying this stuff!

Which orifice?

[rumborak]

As another idea for naming, if you have sauces of different hotness, you could call the whole series "Dante's Inferno", and then name the sauces after the different circles of hell, according to their hotness. Should make the artwork easy too.

[King Postwhore]

to add to Rumbo's post, the amount of "High Fives" for the heat.