“ A spectacle of awakening light
The soldiers are baffled but still they fight
Ooka chaka ooka chaka”Club Ninja (1985)Band members
Eric Bloom – stun guitar, lead vocals on 1, 3, 6, 8
Donald "Buck Dharma" Roeser – lead guitar, keyboards, lead vocals on 2, 4, 5, 9, co-lead vocal on 7
Joe Bouchard – bass, guitar, co-lead vocal on 7
Tommy Zvoncheck – synthesizers, piano, organ
Jimmy Wilcox – percussion, background vocals
Additional musicians
Thommy Price – drums
Phil Grande – guitars
Kenny Aaronson – bass
David Lucas, Joni Peltz, Dave Immer, Joe Caro – background vocals
Howard Stern – opening to "When the War Comes"
Production
Sandy Pearlman - producer, management
Paul Mandl - engineer, overdubs editor, programming
John Devlin, Toby Scott - engineers
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1. "White Flags" Leggatt Bros. 4:41
2. "Dancin' in the Ruins" Larry Gottlieb, Jason Scanlon 4:00
3. "Make Rock Not War" Bob Halligan Jr. 3:58
4. "Perfect Water" Donald Roeser, Jim Carroll 5:31
5. "Spy in the House of the Night" Roeser, Richard Meltzer 4:23
6. "Beat 'em Up" Bob Halligan Jr. 3:24
7. "When the War Comes" Joe Bouchard, Sandy Pearlman 6:02
8. "Shadow Warrior" Eric Bloom, Roeser, Eric Van Lustbader 5:42
9. "Madness to the Method" Roeser, Dick Trismen 7:25
Total length: 44:26
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Revölution by Night was deemed a
commercial failure by, well, everyone and Columbia executives had lost confidence. Yet, they also had witnessed the reemergence of other 70’s bands like Aerosmith and Heart; everyone thought it was time for another resurrection story in rock. Sandy Pearlman pulled some strings and got a huge budget to pull out all the stops. Blame Boston for starting it all, if you wish, but there was a thinking in those days that the greater the effort, and money spent, the bigger the record.
The band’s confidence in their songwriting ability was face down in the mud. They struggled to write songs, so as the deadline for beginning rehearsals approached, they panicked and bought some songs. Pearlman seized the production reins for himself and brought in a musicians and engineers he’d been working with on the ponderous
Imaginos sessions (we’ll get to that). Thus, when rehearsals began, Allen Lanier showed up to find Tommy Zvoncheck already working on the keyboards so he blew a gasket and walked out. No one was to see or hear from him for another couple of years. He literally moved to Florida and disappeared from the scene, thus ushering in the first incarnation of 3OC.
Catching up on drummer issues, Rick Downey had been fired not long after the
Revölution by Night tour. Then they played a few dates with Albert Bouchard but refused to let him back in the band even though he’d taken responsibility for much of what happened and promised to behave. After a half-year lull in activity the band needed a drummer so Jimmy Wilcox, at the recommendation of Rick Derringer, was hired to play some warm up dates prior to recording. He was officially in the band but for reasons probably known only to Pearlman, Thommy Price, of Billy Idol’s band, play nearly all the drums during recording.
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This has been a difficult album for me to get a handle on. Much like
Revölution by Night, I hadn’t really heard this album, in its entirety, until researching for this thread. Pearlman did a terrific job sound wise on this album. Sure, the 80’s lushness is there with the vocals and guitars being expansive yet they never go too far with the echo effects. By contrast, the synthesizers are crystal clear and Zvoncheck has a marvelous sense of the appropriate. The drums and bass are also very clear and loud enough in the mix to provide a terrific driving rhythm throughout.
All of the songs actually written by the band members are worthy of inclusion in the BÖC canon.
Perfect Water is a typically lush Buck Dharma song in the vein of “Shooting Shark” but adds in much more of his soulful leads…if perhaps a bit subdued.
Spy in the House of the Night also plays to Buck’s strength having a nice boogie/pop vibe that he can lay some blistering leads over and the odd Meltzer lyrics echo the glory days of the band.
Pearlman’s
Imaginos story rears its conspiracy bludgeoned head in the leering
When the War Comes Home but the cheese is laid on a bit thick with a corny intro by Howard Stern and comical post verse refrain of “ooka chaka, ooka chaka.” If you can ignore those moments though, there are some interesting and unusual moments of instrumentation and clannish vocal harmonies. Again, Zvoncheck pulls off some terrific effects: like the bells during the scattershot ending. Pretty cool stuff.
The album ends with the double tap of
Shadow Warrior and
Madness to the Method. Both are similar in that they desperately try to be epic and largely succeed but both have curious moments like a pretty pedestrian lead guitar by Phil Grande on MttM only to be followed by a spectacular piano finale by Zvoncheck.
Shadow Warrior rocks, and is in fact what the album is named after, but the lyrics are just this side of obvious. I get that Eric Van Lustbader is the leading writer of Ninja fantasy but not every writer automatically translates to a great lyricist. Oh, and once again Grande is asked to do some screeching lead guitars on top of doing all the rhythm guitars too. It just boggles the mind. I mean, you have one of the premier lead guitarists in the world, with Buck Dharma, but you opt to have Joe Cocker’s guitarist do the lead?
The albums single, and minor MTV star, is
Dancing in the Ruins, a song with more hooks than a Chinese phone book…ur, I mean more chins than a tackle box. A bit on the obvious side, this self conscious tune sounds just as if someone asked the song writers to pen a follow up to
The Reaper. Joe Bouchard once said that he thought it was stupid to have Buck Dharma-ish song written by someone else and that they should have just had Buck do it.
Still, it’s a good song and easy to sing along with. The video is notable for being the first time seeing Buck without a Ron Jeremy moustache!
The album opener is
White Flags. Again, like the rest of the album, it has a great sound and some awesome keys, but due to a corny vocal performance by Eric Bloom it just invokes an image of Bill Murray’s ‘lounge singer’ skits on SNL. In fact, I’m not sold on Blooms performance on this entire album. He always tried to roll with whatever was going on but he’d been banned from playing guitar on this album (presumably that’s what Phil Grande was brought in to do) and maybe that removed him from the proceedings enough to keep him from feeling the vocals more.
The other two songs,
Make Rock Not War and
Beat ‘em Up are written by songsmith Bob Halligan Jr. who wrote the Judas Priest tunes
Chains and
Some Heads Are Gonna Roll. These recordings are completely unconvincing and lack the required level pugnacious attitude necessary to pull them off.
This is a weird record. Dated, over-produced but with overall clear sound, lacking in spontaneity and heart but still decent song writing and some terrific performances at times.
This is what Joe Bouchard had to say about leaving the band after
Club Ninja:
I’d say Club Ninja was the big catalyst for me leaving the group… But then we started buying… the last straw was buying all those songs we didn’t need to buy, White Flags and stuff. I don’t know what happened with that song. Could have been the mix. We spent a year to complete it, 12 months from beginning to end on that record. At the end of 12 months and a ridiculous amount of money, the most money we had ever spent up to that time, I just said this is terrible. I don’t believe this; I’m leaving.
Later in the same interview he had this to say,
And anyways, we weren’t making much money at the time either. I just said to myself, hey, if you’re not making any money, and the music sucks, then there’s no reason to stay. I mean if the music was good and you weren’t making any money, all right, stick with it you know? My ideals were still there. I would have stayed for the love of the music alone.
So there you have it, Joe left after 15 years with the band and we’re left with Two Öyster Cult until they get Allen back in a year or so.