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Lamb or Goat?

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A Philosophical Question..
« on: April 09, 2014, 09:34:55 AM »
Lamb or Goat?
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Re: A Philosophical Question..
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2014, 10:01:30 AM »
To eat lamb is the GOAT.

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Re: A Philosophical Question..
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2014, 10:18:18 AM »
Goat.

 Goat rhymes with float, which also rhymes with boat, and boats float. Float rhymes with moat, and a boat can float on a moat. A goat and drink from a moat and bloat to the point that it may float like a boat.

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Re: A Philosophical Question..
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2014, 10:55:45 AM »
Lens flare.
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Re: A Philosophical Question..
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2014, 11:52:01 AM »
I was going to answer, but then I figured...

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Re: A Philosophical Question..
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2014, 11:52:45 AM »
Goat.

 Goat rhymes with float, which also rhymes with boat, and boats float. Float rhymes with moat, and a boat can float on a moat. A goat and drink from a moat and bloat to the point that it may float like a boat.
Can't argue with this logic, so I voted goat.

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Re: A Philosophical Question..
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2014, 12:24:44 PM »


Goat for obvious reasons.
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Re: A Philosophical Question..
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2014, 12:25:59 PM »
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I prefer to eat lamb.
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Re: A Philosophical Question..
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2014, 10:50:52 PM »
If we're talking food I choose neither because they're both too adorable to eat.

If we're talking general badassery, goat wins hands-down.
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Re: A Philosophical Question..
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2014, 11:26:35 PM »
I don't like eating lamb, or veal, or <insert English word for juvenile animal>. I mean come on, at least let them have some life.
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Re: A Philosophical Question..
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2014, 06:36:28 AM »
Goats are more metal.

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Re: A Philosophical Question..
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2014, 06:41:53 AM »
LAMB OF GOAT  :metal

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Re: A Philosophical Question..
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2014, 07:00:27 AM »
Only one of these deserves it's own video game!

Goat Simulator
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Re: A Philosophical Question..
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2014, 09:42:04 AM »
Only one of these deserves it's own video game!

Goat Simulator
umm...so....yeah. :justjen
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Re: A Philosophical Question..
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2014, 09:49:50 AM »
Goat.

 Goat rhymes with float, which also rhymes with boat, and boats float. Float rhymes with moat, and a boat can float on a moat. A goat and drink from a moat and bloat to the point that it may float like a boat.
Can't argue with this logic, so I voted goat.

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Re: A Philosophical Question..
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2014, 10:13:08 AM »
If we're talking food I choose neither because they're both too adorable to eat.

If we're talking general badassery, goat wins hands-down.

If we're talking general badassery, goat wins, but if we're talking food, lamb is pretty yummy, so I voted lamb.  I've never eaten goat, and I try not to think about how cute the lamb was before they cooked it up for me.

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Re: A Philosophical Question..
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2014, 01:00:36 PM »
If we're talking food I choose neither because they're both too adorable to eat.

If we're talking general badassery, goat wins hands-down.

If we're talking general badassery, goat wins, but if we're talking food, lamb is pretty yummy, so I voted lamb.  I've never eaten goat, and I try not to think about how cute the lamb was before they cooked it up for me.
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Re: A Philosophical Question..
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2014, 01:12:04 PM »
I don't eat this stuff.  So my choice is Cupcake

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Re: A Philosophical Question..
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2014, 02:40:49 PM »
I don't eat this stuff.  So my choice is Cupcake

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