From New Haven, 1998:
"Mike, can you turn your drums down?"
From Worcester (which is supposed to be pronounced Wooster, as brought up later), 2010:
JLB: "Bonjour, Ça va!"
(Crowd cheers)
JLB: "Yeah I know where I am..."
MP: "Hey James."
JLB: "...I'm not in Quebec."
(Awkward pause while JLB presumably turns toward MP. If you have video to confirm this or any video at all of this show discounting the three balcony videos currently on YouTube and you can get them to me I will love you forever.)
MP: "WE'RE FINALLY BACK IN AMERICA!"
JLB: "YEAAAA"
(Crowd cheering)
MP: "He's Canadian though; he's not so psyched. But us four Americans are very happy to be back in the United States."
(Crowd cheering)
JLB: "United States? C'mon."
B&SM: "BUHBUHCRACKBUM"
JLB: "Anyways, it is great to be here, Woorsta (the italics represent his emphasis, not mine), alright?"
(Crowd cheering)
JLB: "We are gonna be hangin' out for the next little while, I promise I won't speak anymore French and offend you."
(Short, buzzed round of cheers)
JLB: "What?"
(Short, buzzed round of cheers)
JLB: "I can't fucking understand what you're saying to me."
(Laughing)
JLB: "Yeah. I SPEAK FRENCH! Anyways, so yeah let's move on here ARE YOU WITH US?"
...
JLB: "Alright, we're back in the states and it feels like HOOOOME!"
...
(Drunken cheers)
JLB: "Are we having a good TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME?"
(Drunken cheers)
JLB: "YOU'RE STILL WITHUS?"
(Drunken cheers)
JLB: "You've forgiven me?"
(Mild Cheers, laughter)
JLB: "Thank you. I'm sure all of you are aware right now we're presently on a North American tour with Iron Meedennnn. So..."
(MP plays two measures of Run to the Hills)
Tanked audience members: OOOH!
(MP stops)
TAM: AWW!
JLB: "Anyways, so we decided along the whey, that we were gonna do, a, a few, solo shows like this, just ya know, coming in, no production..."
(Cheering)
JLB: "... I mean look at this fucking production. Ugh."
MP: "Just us and you. That's it."
JLB: "It's just us and you. But seriously we love the kinda, setting, this environment, being intimate with our... our fans. I can see your faces."
(Cheering"
JLB: "Well, most of you. I can't see your faces. Alright? Stop making faces. Alright. Anyways..."
...
(End of Metropolis, before before the leaves have fallen)
JLB: "Give it up for these guys!"
(Tanked Cheering)
JLB: "YEA! Well, we've had a very nice time with you this eve-eNIIING!"
(Tanked Cheering)
JLB: "Unfortunately our time is growing... less. And we are having to bring it... to a close."
(Tanked mixed reaction)
JLB, waiting for JR to finish his ritardando: "So... take care... of yourselves... We'll see ya next time."