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This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« on: April 01, 2014, 04:17:21 PM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2014, 04:23:16 PM »
*mocks*
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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2014, 04:28:55 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2014, 04:31:44 PM »
Because I could never mock Canada(I mean Canada > US of A)


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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2014, 04:32:05 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2014, 04:37:12 PM »
There only Marvel superhero is named Captain Canuck?!  Was that written by the same folks that write How I Met Your Mother?! :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2014, 05:30:50 PM »
Nope, they got this defender of truth and maple syrup as well.....


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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2014, 05:35:46 PM »
We have Deadpool. All that matters.

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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2014, 05:39:25 PM »


Looks like Chad is taking his job as dictator seriously with those one size fits all haircuts.
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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2014, 05:50:20 PM »
I'm always down for mocking Canada. LOL america's hat

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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2014, 05:55:31 PM »
Wolverine was also born in Canada. 
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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2014, 06:05:13 PM »
And then there's the lovely Claire Boucher :hearts:

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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2014, 08:24:12 PM »
Guy, guys.  Don't forget about Jonny!!

Also, Canada is lucky they gave us Rush and Patrice Bergeron.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2014, 08:34:56 PM »
Mock me shall you!?!?!  Kiss that birthday gift goodbye next year.

Oh, and suck on our gold medals:





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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2014, 08:37:32 PM »
Hell,  Bergeron won it for you!

Funny, I'm just not into the Olympics as I am with the NHL.

BTW, that was in the Op's manager's office.  The weekend Op's manager for this Wal Mart DC is from Canada so I saw that and was floored at how Marvel couldn't come up with a better name then Captain Canuck?! :lol
« Last Edit: April 01, 2014, 08:45:12 PM by kingshmegland »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2014, 09:51:08 PM »
I'm always down for mocking Canada. LOL america's hat

Actually, USA is Canada's ass. :neverusethis:

Hooray for Canada, the home of modern scifi!
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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2014, 12:31:38 AM »
TBH, I'd rather live in Canada than in the USA.

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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2014, 05:32:07 AM »
I'm always down for mocking Canada. LOL america's hat

Actually, USA is Canada's ass. :neverusethis:

Hooray for Canada, the home of modern scifi!

Dammit!  Another plus in Canada's hat as well as airing a month early!  Curse you Canada!!! :getoffmylawn:
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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2014, 05:59:34 AM »

ha ha haaaa ha haaa :lol

Try again till ya get it right! :lol
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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2014, 06:40:04 AM »
TBH, I'd rather live in Canada than in the USA.

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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2014, 07:50:21 AM »
I'm always down for mocking Canada. LOL america's hat

America is Canada's Arse.

Ninja'd by Blob :lol

TBH, I'd rather live in Canada than in the USA.

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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2014, 07:57:38 AM »
TBH, I'd rather live in Canada than in the USA.

Ditto. If I was to move country (or leave the house for that matter :neverusethis:), Canada would actually be right at the top of my list. The US kind of scares me.
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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2014, 08:10:04 AM »
I'm all up for mocking Chad but Canada>US. Except for all the cold
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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2014, 08:15:36 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2014, 08:33:38 AM »


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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2014, 08:37:42 AM »
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Am I doin' it right?

Coo loo coo coo cooo coo cooo-coooo!!!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2014, 09:34:37 AM »
And then there's the lovely Claire Boucher :hearts:

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And no one dare mock Canada on this board, or James will invade us next year.


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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2014, 10:09:37 AM »
Canada>US. Except for all the cold

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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2014, 10:13:43 AM »
William Shatner > Bieber.

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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #33 on: April 02, 2014, 10:21:13 AM »
"Wait, I just realized I almost went all Canadian on ya for a second there, eh."
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Re: This is a thread to mock Chad and Canada.
« Reply #34 on: April 02, 2014, 10:23:29 AM »
Canada exists as it does only because the US does all the dirty work required for prosperity.  Canada just sits up there in the cold and has to spend so much effort just to ward off frostbite that they don't have the energy left over to become a real power.  When America falls, Canada will succumb to the chaos as well.