"There is no absolute truth."
ORLY?
Let's see, what else...
-The SS haircut looks ridiculous and silly.
-Cats and dogs are both good pets (though little dogs are simply intolerable).
-The 80's were one of the best decades for music.
-Milk chocolate is for simpletons.
-Cereal with OJ is actually pretty good. (Try it!)
-The Office > Parks & Rec
-George W. Bush was not one of the worst presidents ever.
-Rainy days suck.
-Beer sucks.
-Natalie Portman is just OK.
-Emma Watson is below average.
Hopefully that offends all of you in some way, shape, or form.
Dream Theater-related:
-They were better with Portnoy.
-LaBrie is above average but not amazing. :/
-JP's Budokan look was the best.