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The best product reviews
« on: January 23, 2014, 09:52:14 AM »
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Haribo Gummy Worms Reviews

Edit: this wad posted in funny stuffcore thread, changed to just best reviews
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Re: The best Amazon reviews
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2014, 12:19:49 PM »
Now I'm curious...
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2014, 12:56:21 PM »
Haha, I read this in the funny thread, I think.
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Re: The best Amazon reviews
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2014, 01:01:15 PM »
Don't do it, Jackie!!

That sounds horrific... I went through something similar with the flu bug recently; though this sounds ten fold what that was and even then I was about to keel over.
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Re: The best Amazon reviews
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2014, 01:04:03 PM »
What the lolfuck?  :rollin
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Re: The best Amazon reviews
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2014, 01:05:32 PM »
Quote from: Ben_Jamin on January 23, 2014, 12:56:21 PM
Haha, I read this in the funny thread, I think.

Yup. https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=38056.msg1753057#msg1753057

But since we now have a thread for them, these reviews are pretty good too!

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

[edit] This thread wouldn't be complete without the best review of all time!

Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml

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Re: The best Amazon reviews
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2014, 01:17:56 PM »
Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml

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Re: The best Amazon reviews
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2014, 01:33:02 PM »
Damn, I wish I could remember what product it was, but there was a product review I read about two/three years back that had me in hysterical tears from the sheer amount of laughing I was doing. Some kind of hair removal cream that burned the guy's skin, I think.
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Re: The best Amazon reviews
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2014, 01:40:47 PM »
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Re: The best Amazon reviews
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2014, 04:50:27 PM »
Yeah, the Veet one was the first one I saw, I was in tears laughing!

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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2014, 06:20:05 PM »
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Re: The best product reviews
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« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2014, 10:24:10 PM »
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Re: The best product reviews
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2014, 10:28:33 PM »
The first thing I thought of:

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

The first review is the best  :lol
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Re: The best product reviews
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2014, 10:29:18 PM »
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Re: The best Amazon reviews
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2014, 01:27:25 AM »
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I just don't know how I feel that one click will send that TV to my house. It's a very scary thought  :lol
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Re: The best product reviews
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2014, 08:14:46 AM »
Quote from: carl320 on January 23, 2014, 10:28:33 PM
The first thing I thought of:

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

The first review is the best  :lol

This one?
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I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.
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Re: The best product reviews
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2014, 05:51:52 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on January 24, 2014, 08:14:46 AM
Quote from: carl320 on January 23, 2014, 10:28:33 PM
The first thing I thought of:

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

The first review is the best  :lol

This one?
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By Patrick J. McGovern
I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.
:lol

That is absolutely brilliant!  :rollin  :rollin
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Re: The best product reviews
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2014, 07:12:51 PM »
This is the first one I knew about:

https://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B00G69KCO8/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1

I forgot where they put the Customer Images, there used to be some hilarious images of bad photoshops showing celebs wearing the shirt.
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Re: The best product reviews
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2014, 10:24:53 PM »
Quote from: FreezingPoint on January 24, 2014, 07:12:51 PM
This is the first one I knew about:

https://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B00G69KCO8/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1

I forgot where they put the Customer Images, there used to be some hilarious images of bad photoshops showing celebs wearing the shirt.

Yup, that was the originator I do believe.
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Re: The best product reviews
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2014, 01:42:39 PM »
Holy shit. Read the second review on this page.

https://www.amazon.com/Myly-New-Pink-Button-Audry/dp/B002OXSKF8

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Re: The best product reviews
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2014, 01:44:27 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on February 28, 2014, 01:42:39 PM
Holy shit. Read the second review on this page.

https://www.amazon.com/Myly-New-Pink-Button-Audry/dp/B002OXSKF8

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This is the best review. This girl knows what's up.

"My boyfriend has a bit of an Avatar fetish, and enjoys making love during cosplay. I really need this product in blue, to complete my costume. It would also help any Smurf cosplayers out there."
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« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2014, 01:46:15 PM »
Yea, I just read that one and thought of you Chino. Big surprise, eh?
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« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2014, 03:50:58 AM »
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Also found another

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl Oz

I missed that link before. Some of those are quite clever. The Poe-ish poem is quite good!
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Quote from: Podaar on January 24, 2014, 08:14:46 AM
Quote from: carl320 on January 23, 2014, 10:28:33 PM
The first thing I thought of:

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

The first review is the best  :lol

This one?
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I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.
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That was brilliant, but this one was even better. Took me about 10 seconds to get it!

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« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2017, 06:21:59 AM »
A mother's review of Kleenex Everyday Facial Tissues, 85 ct, (Pack of 36):

https://www.amazon.com/review/RFWM0CFO0UMWY
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« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2017, 07:02:25 AM »
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« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2017, 07:37:49 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on January 24, 2014, 10:24:53 PM
Quote from: FreezingPoint on January 24, 2014, 07:12:51 PM
This is the first one I knew about:

https://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B00G69KCO8/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1

I forgot where they put the Customer Images, there used to be some hilarious images of bad photoshops showing celebs wearing the shirt.

Yup, that was the originator I do believe.
I assume this was the "3 Wolves" shirt?  Legendary.

And my oldest daughter has that shirt  :lol
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