Married Life Lesson #6748

[TempusVox]

Never, never, never disclose the "Viet Nam Vet" story to your wife, no matter how much she begs to hear it; and after your old clueless friend opens his fat mouth and says things like, "I must have told that story a thousand times, it's so freaking hilarious. I still can't believe you did that, man!" Even after you tell her she wouldn't like it as it involves details of carnal relations with another woman, and she swears, "Why would I get upset over something that happened over 25 years ago? Give me more credit than that."

 

Married Life Lesson #6749

Remind your stupid, still single friends at least every couple of years that there is no statute of limitations on old sexual exploit conversations when it comes to your wife. What happens in Vegas (or wherever) etc, etc.

Idiot!! 

[Perpetual Change]

You can tell DTF, though!

[TempusVox]

I have! My wifes never been here! 

[King Postwhore]

That friend should be caned for even bringing up the story!!  Nobody wanted to hear about the other partners dalliances.

[Prog Snob]

That isn't very Brotherly behavior is it, Temp? 

[hefdaddy42]

Time to smack a motherfucker

[jonnybaxy]

The bro code...

[jingle.boy]

I'll give married life lesson number 1971

You can either be right, or you can have peace.  Never both; sometimes neither.

[lordxizor]

I'll give married life lesson number 1971

You can either be right, or you can have peace.  Never both; sometimes neither.

I can sometimes be right. But only when it agrees with my wife.

[bosk1]

I'll give married life lesson number 1971

You can either be right, or you can have peace.  Never both; sometimes neither.

You're doing it wrong.  Go watch those Terry Tate videos again.  All of them.

[jingle.boy]

I'll give married life lesson number 1971

You can either be right, or you can have peace.  Never both; sometimes neither.

You're doing it wrong.  Go watch those Terry Tate videos again.  All of them.

Big man here behind the protection of "Bosk1"

[Cool Chris]

The Vietnam Vet story is the most inappropriately titled story in the history of stories.

[DarkChestOfWonders]

I sensed a disturbance in the force that led me to this thread.

I'll give married life lesson number 1971

You can either be right, or you can have peace.  Never both; sometimes neither.

You're doing it wrong.  Go watch those Terry Tate videos again.  All of them.

  bosk1.  Home.  Now.

[Prog Snob]

[TempusVox]

The Vietnam Vet story is the most inappropriately titled story in the history of stories.

 
What would you call it?

[King Postwhore]

The Vietnam Vet story is the most inappropriately titled story in the history of stories.

 
What would you call it?

Knee deep in Nam.

[jingle.boy]

The Vietnam Vet story is the most inappropriately titled story in the history of stories.

 
What would you call it?

Knee deep in Nam.

For RJ, it's knee deep in Nem.   

[hefdaddy42]

OMG 

[Chino]

You can tell DTF, though!

Truth!

[Prog Snob]

The Vietnam Vet story is the most inappropriately titled story in the history of stories.

 
What would you call it?

Knee deep in Nam.

For RJ, it's knee deep in Nem.   

 

[jingle.boy]

I sensed a disturbance in the force that led me to this thread.

I'll give married life lesson number 1971

You can either be right, or you can have peace.  Never both; sometimes neither.

You're doing it wrong.  Go watch those Terry Tate videos again.  All of them.

  bosk1.  Home.  Now.

And no one has heard from bosk since. 

[Tick]

The Vietnam Vet story is the most inappropriately titled story in the history of stories.

 
What would you call it?

Knee deep in Nam.

For RJ, it's knee deep in Nem.   

On no you did int. 

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

You should advise this dude of an incoming cockpunch.  Time and date to be entirely at random.

And yes, it's an epic tale.

For people who aren't your wife. 

[jingle.boy]

So TV... are you finished yet?

[snapple]

Married Life Lesson #8761

Happy Wife= Happy Life

[Cool Chris]

Married Life Lesson #8761 1

Happy Wife= Happy Life

[Dr. DTVT]

I'll give married life lesson number 1971

You can either be right, or you can have peace.  Never both; sometimes neither.

This is the #1 reason I'm single.  No woman can stand to be around someone who demands proof to be shown he is wrong - and said proof rarely exists.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

You have a dick. That's the proof.

[King Postwhore]

I said "I Do" as long as I had control of all electronics.  That is a man's must.

[jingle.boy]

I said "I Do" as long as I had control of all electronics.  That is a man's must.

You're dick is remote controlled?? Cool!   

[King Postwhore]

I said "I Do" as long as I had control of all electronics.  That is a man's must.

You're dick is remote controlled?? Cool!   

I point and she "clicks".

[TempusVox]

So TV... are you finished yet?

I am now for sure. 

She later apologized and said she'd only like to think that's the worst of the exploits back before I learned to master my wolfish curse.

I said five hail Marys this morning due to my response.

[hefdaddy42]

 

[tapsmiled]

The one piece of advice I give to all soon-to-be's is: Keep Separate Bank Accounts!!!  Separate the bills into what each of you can manage, then you are each responsible for just those bills. Money is usually the #1 thing that couples argue about.   Plus it allows you to spend on/save for your partner without their knowledge.  Much easier to plan surprises and buy presents when they don't notice that money is missing.  My wife and I have never fought about money.

[jingle.boy]

The one piece of advice I give to all soon-to-be's is: Keep Separate Bank Accounts!!!  Separate the bills into what each of you can manage, then you are each responsible for just those bills. Money is usually the #1 thing that couples argue about.   Plus it allows you to spend on/save for your partner without their knowledge.  Much easier to plan surprises and buy presents when they don't notice that money is missing.  My wife and I have never fought about money.

Neither have me or mrs.jingle.  And we're the exact opposite of you - all the money is ours; all the expenses are ours.

To each their own.