I like how he says "orchestral" like it is an insult that doesn't require further explanation. And also how he decided "Dream Theater sucks" from listening to like... 45 seconds of Dream Theater.
I'm sure he would have had lovely things to say about JLB too if he had the attention span necessary to get to him. I mean, even when he was doing the "first 5 seconds of every track" thing he stopped well before The Silent Man.
And of course the best is "I think these guys just play music," because it tells you all you need to know about the perspective of the talking idiot.