I'm always the guy who's wearing cargo shorts, a t-shirt with a hoodie and flip-flops in the dead middle of winter. Doesn't matter how cold it is. Keeps me feeling all tingly like. A fuck, I do not give. People are all, "dude how are you not freezing" and I say "WHAT IF I LIKE IT WHEN MY PENIS RETRACTS BACK INSIDE ME, HUH!?". I like being just cold enough to where I'm not shivering, but I've got goosebumps. Course if it's ridiculously cold I'll put on some shoes. But never will I wear long pants unless it's for work or if I'm in an actual apocalyptic ice-age. Even then...eh. I got'sa show dees legs off.