Going out on a date with a complete stranger.

[Stadler]

All I know is the odds of me counting my chews at dinner just increased, and knowing myself like I do, I'm likely going to be burning brain cells working through this while watching the Bruins later.  Thanks. Thanks a lot.

[lonestar]

 

[TAC]

All I know is the odds of me counting my chews at dinner just increased, and knowing myself like I do, I'm likely going to be burning brain cells working through this while watching the Bruins later.  Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Bullshit. Pretty sure you're usually figuring out mouth width and depth, at least during the pregame show.

[hefdaddy42]

What TAC is saying makes sense though. Is not about the volume of food going into your mouth, but about how much you can bite off in a single bite. If you fold it, that is twice as much as if it was unfolded.

Think about taking two slices of bread, separate, you need twice as many bites to eat them. If you stack them, you can bite off more with a single bite.

No. One mouthful = one mouthful.

[jingle.boy]

How TAC and Victor learned to eat as children...

[hefdaddy42]

 

[TAC]

How TAC and Victor learned to eat as children...

[pg1067]

How does the volume of food you can put in your mouth all of a sudden allow for *double* the amount of pizza in a single bite?  Let me ask you this.  Let's say it takes 16 bites to finish a 10oz NY striploin.  If you fold it in half, are you going to finish it in 8 bites?

Now I want to try folding my steak.

Tim, I see where you're going, but if I'm eating this burger:



I'm going to take bigger "bites" (in the 2-dimensional sense that you previously described) than if I'm eating this burger:



Why?  Because, in the 3-dimensional sense, I want roughly the same volume of food in each bite.

[TAC]

How does the volume of food you can put in your mouth all of a sudden allow for *double* the amount of pizza in a single bite?  Let me ask you this.  Let's say it takes 16 bites to finish a 10oz NY striploin.  If you fold it in half, are you going to finish it in 8 bites?

Now I want to try folding my steak.

Tim, I see where you're going, but if I'm eating this burger:



I'm going to take bigger "bites" (in the 2-dimensional sense that you previously described) than if I'm eating this burger:



Why?  Because, in the 3-dimensional sense, I want roughly the same volume of food in each bite.

Well, the problem there is that it's too tall for the height of your mouth, and therefor likely an outlier to what I'm saying. The height of the burger will change the how deep you can put it in your mouth and how wide as well. In the example of a pizza, or Victor's two bread slice example, the height of the folded pizza slice or the two pieces of bread does not change the length and width of the actual bite.

[wolfking]

Minus the ranch dressing, Wolfs idea don't sound too bad.



And folding pizza is the correct way. Unless it's not NY style.

Thank you sir!  I mean, you can use any sauce you want, or if there's enough pizza sauce on your pizza, then no sauce required, it's all a win!

[wolfking]

I have been known to do the old chip/fries pizza sandwich.  Slice of pizza, shit load of chips on top, maybe some ranch sauce on the chips, then sandwich the top of that bitch with another slice of pizza face down.   

To be honest dude, that sounds fucking incredible. I'd maybe switch up the sauce, but other than that I'm good to go.

It sounds incredible because it is incredible!!  As I mentioned, you have options for sauce, or no sauce.

Also, reading through the last page is making my head spin like a top!

[wolfking]

This would be a wonderful conversation while on a date with a complete stranger.

I'm so grateful in reading the last page before my blind date tonight.  I've been stressing hard on a conversation piece.

[Lonk]

This is how I'm picturing you people eating pizza

https://youtube.com/shorts/Zgta0TNQp5c?si=SvHg1QmW6eYWr7UA

[TAC]

This is how I'm picturing you people eating pizza

https://youtube.com/shorts/Zgta0TNQp5c?si=SvHg1QmW6eYWr7UA

One mouthful = one mouthful.

[hefdaddy42]

This is how I'm picturing you people eating pizza

https://youtube.com/shorts/Zgta0TNQp5c?si=SvHg1QmW6eYWr7UA

One mouthful = one mouthful.

[jingle.boy]

This is how I'm picturing you people eating pizza

https://youtube.com/shorts/Zgta0TNQp5c?si=SvHg1QmW6eYWr7UA

And if he folded it in half, he could have a slice twice as big.

[Stadler]

All I know is the odds of me counting my chews at dinner just increased, and knowing myself like I do, I'm likely going to be burning brain cells working through this while watching the Bruins later.  Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Bullshit. Pretty sure you're usually figuring out mouth width and depth, at least during the pregame show.

This is unfortunately true.