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« Reply #105 on: September 06, 2013, 06:16:11 PM »



I don't always sniff asses...but when I do I sniff all the way up to the small intestine.

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« Reply #106 on: September 06, 2013, 06:23:13 PM »



I don't always sniff asses...but when I do I sniff all the way up to the small intestine.

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« Reply #107 on: September 06, 2013, 11:38:47 PM »
Nora got her (late) summer shave yesterday (hence the penguin sweater...) , and today we took her out to the marina where I work. I'm pretty sure in her mind today was THE BEST DAY EVER!

I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #108 on: September 07, 2013, 08:58:57 AM »


I don't always sniff asses...but when I do I sniff all the way up to the small intestine.

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« Reply #109 on: September 07, 2013, 10:51:20 AM »
Oh man... any of those 'soldiers coming home' clips make me bawl.  But the dog ones!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD3cgDRsDck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKBcs9tNWg8

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« Reply #110 on: September 08, 2013, 08:50:18 PM »


I don't always sniff asses...but when I do I sniff all the way up to the small intestine.

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« Reply #111 on: September 09, 2013, 12:23:15 PM »
I'll see what I can do.  :)

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« Reply #112 on: September 10, 2013, 04:05:52 PM »
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« Reply #113 on: September 11, 2013, 06:38:53 AM »
My friends dogs, close enough to be mine, Roscoe and Feo....

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« Reply #114 on: September 12, 2013, 08:37:30 PM »
Ran across this article. Family dogs behavior towards the baby sitter prompts the parents to get some audio of the baby sitter....baby sitting....and they find out she was abusing their kid.

http://news.yahoo.com/dog-helps-alert-parents-to-abusive-babysitter-164358493.html
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« Reply #116 on: September 19, 2013, 02:39:34 PM »
Oh man... any of those 'soldiers coming home' clips make me bawl.  But the dog ones!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD3cgDRsDck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKBcs9tNWg8

daaaawwwww ...  :'( :'(
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« Reply #117 on: September 19, 2013, 05:17:23 PM »
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« Reply #118 on: September 19, 2013, 09:02:08 PM »
That's awesome... :metal

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« Reply #119 on: October 31, 2013, 10:42:52 AM »
Mom finally got her portrait framed.


Here reaction video to opening it.
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« Reply #120 on: October 31, 2013, 10:52:39 AM »
That was a cool gift idea Brian.....loved her reaction also. And I love the little doggy stairway up to the bed. Carpeted and everything  :lol
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« Reply #121 on: October 31, 2013, 11:15:52 AM »
Ran across this article. Family dogs behavior towards the baby sitter prompts the parents to get some audio of the baby sitter....baby sitting....and they find out she was abusing their kid.

http://news.yahoo.com/dog-helps-alert-parents-to-abusive-babysitter-164358493.html

Wow, that's amazing.  That God that POS was caught, too.

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« Reply #122 on: October 31, 2013, 11:43:37 AM »
Ran across this article. Family dogs behavior towards the baby sitter prompts the parents to get some audio of the baby sitter....baby sitting....and they find out she was abusing their kid.

http://news.yahoo.com/dog-helps-alert-parents-to-abusive-babysitter-164358493.html

Wow, that's amazing.  That God that POS was caught, too.

I can tell you as a parent that is probably the single thing I worry about the most. Is something happening to my kids while I've placed them in a 'protected' environment.

Having suffered sexual abuse from an older male family member as a kid.....it can drive you insane 'worrying' about if your kids are alright alone even with family members you know and love. I try not to worry about it but I think my history just never let's it escape my mind.
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« Reply #123 on: December 27, 2013, 01:32:34 PM »
I felt like this thread needed to be revived. Anyone get a new pup for the holidays? I've been catching extra cuddles with our Morkie, Nora.


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« Reply #124 on: December 27, 2013, 02:49:23 PM »
Not a new pup, but we dog sat our friends pug last night.  Lil hotbox made me sweat all night laying up against me  :lol  Wife texted this morn and said he pooped in the house.  So...this might be his last time staying with us.  :-\

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« Reply #125 on: December 28, 2013, 10:29:50 PM »
I felt like this thread needed to be revived. Anyone get a new pup for the holidays? I've been catching extra cuddles with our Morkie, Nora.



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« Reply #126 on: December 29, 2013, 08:38:10 AM »
Believe me... so do I :heart
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #127 on: January 01, 2014, 11:35:08 AM »

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« Reply #128 on: January 02, 2014, 07:30:33 AM »
Every morning our dog fetches the paper. I thought it might be fun to share here.

Sagan fetches the paper.

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« Reply #129 on: January 02, 2014, 09:20:16 AM »
Every morning our dog fetches the paper. I thought it might be fun to share here.

Sagan fetches the paper.

That is awesome!!!  :metal For a moment as you rounded the corner to the kitchen I thought he'd was going to have either set the paper at the table for you or would have been sitting there 'reading' it. Nonetheless, that was great! Sagan Rocks!
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« Reply #130 on: January 02, 2014, 10:14:48 AM »
When we were training him to get the paper I wanted to work on having him put it on the kitchen counter but he was about half the size he is now so Mrs. P decided that having him sit on his bed was the next best thing. He's stuck with that routine ever since. So I'm all over your suggestion...I may need to work on that but it may be difficult to get him to change.

The high-five at the end of the routine is something Mrs. P added just a few weeks ago...although that wasn't one of his best ones. I don't know why he felt the need to get both front paws in.  :)

And yes, Sagan is a great dog. Wait 'till you see him recycle cardboard.  :lol

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« Reply #131 on: January 02, 2014, 12:55:45 PM »
Here's my dog on his comfy bed.  He snores a lot when he sleeps on it.


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« Reply #132 on: January 02, 2014, 12:57:48 PM »
There was once a little Morkie who lived in a shoe...



I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #133 on: January 02, 2014, 04:52:30 PM »
Every morning our dog fetches the paper. I thought it might be fun to share here.

Sagan fetches the paper.

That is awesome!!!  :metal For a moment as you rounded the corner to the kitchen I thought he'd was going to have either set the paper at the table for you or would have been sitting there 'reading' it. Nonetheless, that was great! Sagan Rocks!

Yeah, I had something like the whole Dogs Playing Poker scene in my mind.  Sitting at the table with a coffee and his reading glasses on.

Still, my favorite demonstration of 'fetch' is this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFg3HBMJyV4

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« Reply #134 on: January 02, 2014, 06:09:51 PM »
Been puppysitting 2 puppies, making it 7 dogs to take care of. :lol One went to his new home in Minneapolis today and the other is going to her new home in Brazil tomorrow. They're little terrors, but still great to have around. And adorable of course.

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« Reply #135 on: January 04, 2014, 07:02:46 AM »
I swear to god we don't set them up for these pictures. hahaha They're like twins, just 7 years apart.


The darker one is Brandy (2yo) and the lighter is Halei (9yo). They're both Golden Doodles.



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« Reply #136 on: January 04, 2014, 08:45:01 AM »
Those are some pretty cool looking dogs.

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« Reply #137 on: January 04, 2014, 09:06:17 AM »
Those are some pretty cool looking dogs.

Yeah, it's neat that they mirror each other like that.
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« Reply #138 on: January 05, 2014, 10:10:15 PM »
So this is Bella, a Newfoundland and one of my 3 dogs.  She's a bit undersized for a Newfoundland, about 115 pounds -- her grandfather was a beast at 175 pounds. 

She does live up to her country of origin -- loves winter and loves the snow.  She's impossible to get inside on days like we had today with all the snow, and she's been known to swim in our nearby lake when it's been in the teens outside.  Built for water and built for winter.

Best dog I've ever had, and I've had quite a few.



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« Reply #139 on: January 06, 2014, 12:53:37 AM »
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