Author Topic: POLL: Who is the most metal "fogey" on the forum? (Read 7707 times)

bosk1 · « **on:** July 19, 2013, 09:53:16 AM »

Okay, well, it's not actually a "poll." Just list who you think it is. Which of the DTF oldsters best epitomizes metal mayhem, in your humble opinions?

shapeup · « **Reply #1 on:** July 19, 2013, 09:59:06 AM »

Translation: Who is the most autistic member on the forum?

Zydar · « **Reply #2 on:** July 19, 2013, 09:59:49 AM »

Hmm TAC maybe?

Chino · « **Reply #3 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:01:00 AM »

Mr. Callahan

He makes beer.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #4 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:01:09 AM »

I say Jaq. The musical tastes and the "knocked it out of the ballpark" stories. It's like reading a hard rock / heavy metal band member's autobiography.

Mister Gold · « **Reply #5 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:06:56 AM »

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on July 19, 2013, 10:01:09 AM

I say Jaq. The musical tastes and the "knocked it out of the ballpark" stories. It's like reading a hard rock / heavy metal band member's autobiography.

When I think of Jaq, I think of Del Preston.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReT3s0siI_Q

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #6 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:13:22 AM »

jingle.boy · « **Reply #7 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:16:10 AM »

Lonestar. He reminds me of Mikey from the Life cereal commercials when it comes to metal ...

I ain't listening to it, you listen to it!
I ain't listening to it, YOU listen to it!
Give it to lonestar! He'll listen to anything.

Jaq hands down for the amount of grey matter he has managed to retain to be able to tell the stories he has. I don't remember shit.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #8 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:20:00 AM »

Metal as in music goes to TAC

Metal as in cool I'd say Orbert

Nick · « **Reply #9 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:23:47 AM »

Metal as in has the shiniest metal ass in his avatar, King.

bosk1 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:26:52 AM »

Podaar · « **Reply #11 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:27:06 AM »

I know y'all don't know me very well, but I bought this album on it's release date in the early eighties.

And liked it!

#hopingforhonorablementionofancientmetaldude

[edit]Better?[/edit]

bosk1 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:28:19 AM »

Can't see the image, so you are nonmetal by default.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #13 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:28:37 AM »

Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2013, 10:23:47 AM

Metal as in has the shiniest metal ass in his avatar, King.

That's right! Bite my shiny

ass!

Podaar · « **Reply #14 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:32:24 AM »

Quote from: bosk1 on July 19, 2013, 10:28:19 AM

Can't see the image, so you are nonmetal by default.

Nah, it just makes me inept by default. What's more metal than that.

Ħ · « **Reply #15 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:34:23 AM »

loney

Shadow Ninja 2.0 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:35:37 AM »

I think the fogeys in question should post their respective music tastes, so I can properly judge them.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #17 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:45:58 AM »

Bay City Rollers
Shaun Cassidy
Leaf Garrett
2 Live Crew
Debbie Gibson
Tiffiny

Shadow Ninja 2.0 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:46:41 AM »

Tick · « **Reply #19 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:54:08 AM »

The big 4 of coarse...
Slim Whitman
Boxcar Willie
Zamfir (master of the pan flute)
Lawrence Welk

and the master of them all...

Esteban!

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #20 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:54:59 AM »

Zamfir fucking rocks, dude.

Elite · « **Reply #21 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:57:35 AM »

Quote from: shapeup on July 19, 2013, 09:59:06 AM

Translation: Who is the most autistic member on the forum?

what the hell.

As someone who knows an autistic person I can not condone anyone using a mental disorder as a swearing word. That's hugely unsympathetic and using it in this statement is also very disrespectful towards members of this forum. What's wrong with you?

Shadow Ninja 2.0 · « **Reply #22 on:** July 19, 2013, 11:01:25 AM »

Didn't even see that. wtf

TAC · « **Reply #23 on:** July 19, 2013, 11:07:29 AM »

Quote from: Podaar on July 19, 2013, 10:32:24 AM

Quote from: bosk1 on July 19, 2013, 10:28:19 AM
Can't see the image, so you are nonmetal by default.

Nah, it just makes me inept by default. What's more metal than that.

Podaar has been a nice addition to the ranks.

I feel JJ deserves a mention as well! Bart too!

TAC · « **Reply #24 on:** July 19, 2013, 11:11:28 AM »

Quote from: Podaar on July 19, 2013, 10:27:06 AM

I know y'all don't know me very well, but I bought this album on it's release date in the early eighties.

And liked it!

#hopingforhonorablementionofancientmetaldude

[edit]Better?[/edit]

I actually went to see Celtic Frost in 1987. For whatever reason, they didn't perform, so we got an impromptu headline show by the openers, Flotsam & Jetsam. The Doomsday tour at that!

My most metal Fogey vote goes to wkiml!

Elite · « **Reply #25 on:** July 19, 2013, 11:15:21 AM »

I'm voting Mike Portnoy, just for the hell of it.

Orbert · « **Reply #26 on:** July 19, 2013, 11:22:16 AM »

I vote Cozmo, based on his hair, the fact that he still gigs regularly, his taste in music, his hair, the fact that he plays guitar, his shades, and his hair.

bosk1 · « **Reply #27 on:** July 19, 2013, 11:24:40 AM »

Okay. Thanks for the input, guys. I think I have enough information, and I've made my decision.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #28 on:** July 19, 2013, 11:25:09 AM »

Quote from: Orbert on July 19, 2013, 11:22:16 AM

I vote Cozmo, based on his hair, the fact that he still gigs regularly, his taste in music, his hair, the fact that he plays guitar, his shades, and his hair.

'Preash.

*tips hat*

Podaar · « **Reply #29 on:** July 19, 2013, 11:25:43 AM »

Quote from: Orbert on July 19, 2013, 11:22:16 AM

I vote Cozmo, based on his hair, the fact that he still gigs regularly, his taste in music, his hair, the fact that he plays guitar, his shades, and his hair.

Based on his hair and bandana that's holding back his hair.

Oh, and there's the whole long hair thing.

Shadow Ninja 2.0 · « **Reply #30 on:** July 19, 2013, 11:25:51 AM »

Quote from: bosk1 on July 19, 2013, 11:24:40 AM

Okay. Thanks for the input, guys. I think I have enough information, and I've made my decision.

For what? Eliminating competition?

bosk1 · « **Reply #31 on:** July 19, 2013, 11:27:29 AM »

No. For who to name this guy after.

Problem is, a lot of the people named already have emoticons named after them. For the few who don't, it was a close race. Chad was close enough to the top that his whining for the past couple of years about not having one named after him put him over the top.

Shadow Ninja 2.0 · « **Reply #32 on:** July 19, 2013, 11:29:01 AM »

NEW EMOTE YES

shapeup · « **Reply #33 on:** July 19, 2013, 11:30:08 AM »

Quote from: Elite on July 19, 2013, 10:57:35 AM

Quote from: shapeup on July 19, 2013, 09:59:06 AM
Translation: Who is the most autistic member on the forum?

what the hell.

As someone who knows an autistic person I can not condone anyone using a mental disorder as a swearing word. That's hugely unsympathetic and using it in this statement is also very disrespectful towards members of this forum. What's wrong with you?

Calm down

Podaar · « **Reply #34 on:** July 19, 2013, 11:31:12 AM »

News: Dreamtheaterforums.org is a place of peace. ...except when it is a place of BEING ON FIRE!!!

Author Topic: POLL: Who is the most metal "fogey" on the forum? (Read 7707 times)