13. Scene Seven: I. The Dance of EternityThis is going to get at least one member here freaked out (oh, hai there, The Great Pretender!

), but probably more. Let me go ahead and say this first: I love playing this 'song' on my guitar. It's lots of fun, I can pretty much play it all the way through, except for that fast section at the end of the guitar solo - and no! this is not the most difficult Dream Theater song to play at all. At least not on guitar, not in the slightest. Once you get the patterns down, it's actually very doable. And that leads me to my point; it seems that The Dance of Eternity only gets so much praise because it's a difficult piece. Yes, it probably does have the most time signature changes in any DT song and it sounds difficult when you listen to it, but in reality, it's not really. Well, it is, to an extent and that makes it a fun song to play as well, but my point being; it's not simply good
because it's difficult in structure or difficult to play. In fact, contrasting my joy of playing this song, I find absolutely no joy in actively listening to this track at all. First of all, the guitar sounds muddy, but that shouldn't really be a reason for it to be here. No, I can't help but feel that Dream Theater just tried their best to create their most 'proggy' song to date here with this track, and in that, they succeeded, I won't deny that, but at the cost of something that remains nice to listen to. At times I feel like this is just difficult for the sake of being difficult, without taking into account what it sounds like. So while this may be musically brilliant to some extent, I much prefer listening to something that actually goes somewhere, instead of mindless wankery through odd time-signatures. This 'song' doesn't really have a climax, for me at least, and that makes the instrumental craziness all the more futile. I appreciate the effort of creating this tune, but as something to listen to, I think this is their worst instrumental piece, by a pretty large margin.