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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #175 on: July 24, 2013, 04:36:41 PM »
I guess it should've said never underestimate the stupidity in humanity.
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #176 on: July 24, 2013, 05:54:00 PM »
The most intense Taekwandoe fight ever....

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #177 on: July 24, 2013, 06:02:44 PM »
:rollin  I love that!
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« Reply #178 on: July 24, 2013, 07:16:33 PM »
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #179 on: July 24, 2013, 07:55:59 PM »
"Oh I get it. It's a dumpster that says cum on it. HILARIOUS." - Kotowboy

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« Reply #180 on: July 24, 2013, 08:33:13 PM »
Which I'm guessing is just your way of saying you don't think it's funny.
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #181 on: July 24, 2013, 08:34:31 PM »
No, I thought it was marginally humorous. I just like giving Kotowboy a hard time.... Whether he acknowledges me or not.

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #182 on: July 24, 2013, 10:02:48 PM »
It's supposed to be a random WTF kind of funny. Not really an LOL kind of funny. It's supposed to be, like, what the heck, who would do that? And how he tries to get advice from /b/ but it ends up screwing him over.

Post Funny Stuff v. Let's all disapprove of unfunny material Part 78

Its funny cause instead of being a man and being responsible by admitting to it, he asks, of all people, /b/ to give him advice. Why would he ask him, yet even go online, for advice on something he knew plain well he did.

Basically,  his plan backfired and burned him to ashes.
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #183 on: July 24, 2013, 10:03:54 PM »
Lingering Football League - talking smack

Is it odd that I'm aroused by this?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #184 on: July 24, 2013, 10:45:36 PM »
Lingering Football League - talking smack

Is it odd that I'm aroused by this?

"You got a hole in your gloves there?"

"Not as big as your asshole..."

Dayum....




And no, it's not odd at all that it arouses you, not one bit bro.

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #185 on: July 25, 2013, 12:14:51 AM »
"Oh I get it. It's a dumpster that says cum on it. HILARIOUS." - Kotowboy

Well please explain why it IS funny ?  ::)


This must also be FUCKING HILARIOUS :

" CUNT "


BA HA HA HA I SAID CUNT   :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol :rollin

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #186 on: July 25, 2013, 02:18:20 AM »
Lingering Football League - talking smack

Is it odd that I'm aroused by this?
"You wish you could fuck me"  ::)
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #187 on: July 25, 2013, 02:47:26 AM »
I find Electric Retard funny as hell  ;D
I'm not sure if I can link it here. Someone might find it offensive. So I don't.
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #188 on: July 25, 2013, 05:17:08 AM »
"Oh I get it. It's a dumpster that says cum on it. HILARIOUS." - Kotowboy

Well please explain why it IS funny ?  ::)


This must also be FUCKING HILARIOUS :

" CUNT "


BA HA HA HA I SAID CUNT   :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol :rollin

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Kotowboy, I hereby award you the title of DTF's Angriest Member. May you carry this title with great pride.

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #189 on: July 25, 2013, 05:52:59 AM »

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #190 on: July 25, 2013, 07:06:48 AM »
"Oh I get it. It's a dumpster that says cum on it. HILARIOUS." - Kotowboy

Well please explain why it IS funny ?  ::)


This must also be FUCKING HILARIOUS :

" CUNT "


BA HA HA HA I SAID CUNT   :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol :rollin

It is time for the passing of the torch.

Kotowboy, I hereby award you the title of DTF's Angriest Member. May you carry this title with great pride.


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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #191 on: July 25, 2013, 07:08:59 AM »
 :lol


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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #192 on: July 25, 2013, 07:18:53 AM »
Reddit!

I answered a comment on Reddit about the game ArmA:

"Yes because there's no workshop on steam for ArmA yet. :P" I got a downvote so I answered:

"I got a - for that, really?"

And for that I got 15 downvotes instead....  :yeahright

Oh Reddit! :lol
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #193 on: July 25, 2013, 07:35:59 AM »
Lingering Football League - talking smack

Is it odd that I'm aroused by this?

Whats lingering? Your boner? =P

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #194 on: July 25, 2013, 07:42:51 AM »
Reddit!

I answered a comment on Reddit about the game ArmA:

"Yes because there's no workshop on steam for ArmA yet. :P" I got a downvote so I answered:

"I got a - for that, really?"

And for that I got 15 downvotes instead....  :yeahright

Oh Reddit! :lol



Almost as bad as YouTube - where the most innocuous video will get the most hate filled comments on the internet



Or EVERY Metallica video turns into a CLiff was God - Jason and Rob are Shit argument :lol :lol

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #195 on: July 25, 2013, 07:44:19 AM »
Lingering Football League - talking smack

Is it odd that I'm aroused by this?

Whats lingering? Your boner? =P

Hey, it was late.  Fingers don't type so good after midnight.  Plus, I was trembling due to the blood rushing to my man-parts.
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #196 on: July 25, 2013, 07:48:00 AM »
Reddit!

I answered a comment on Reddit about the game ArmA:

"Yes because there's no workshop on steam for ArmA yet. :P" I got a downvote so I answered:

"I got a - for that, really?"

And for that I got 15 downvotes instead....  :yeahright

Oh Reddit! :lol



Almost as bad as YouTube - where the most innocuous video will get the most hate filled comments on the internet



Or EVERY Metallica video turns into a CLiff was God - Jason and Rob are Shit argument :lol :lol

Lets see... Almost every Awake video talks about how Kevin Moore was the better keyboardist, every drum solo of Portnoy video turns into "I miss Portnoy/Shut up Mangini is in Dream Theater, LIKE IT."
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #197 on: July 25, 2013, 07:51:31 AM »
Reddit!

I answered a comment on Reddit about the game ArmA:

"Yes because there's no workshop on steam for ArmA yet. :P" I got a downvote so I answered:

"I got a - for that, really?"

And for that I got 15 downvotes instead....  :yeahright

Oh Reddit! :lol



Almost as bad as YouTube - where the most innocuous video will get the most hate filled comments on the internet



Or EVERY Metallica video turns into a CLiff was God - Jason and Rob are Shit argument :lol :lol
Yea man, it's crazy. I can't do more than just laugh at the whole thing. I did answered with LOL which of course also got downvoted so I just hush from now on.  :lol
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #198 on: July 25, 2013, 11:01:15 AM »
The most awesome drum kit in the universe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG-TBM9F3fs

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #199 on: July 25, 2013, 11:17:40 AM »
Reddit!

I answered a comment on Reddit about the game ArmA:

"Yes because there's no workshop on steam for ArmA yet. :P" I got a downvote so I answered:

"I got a - for that, really?"

And for that I got 15 downvotes instead....  :yeahright

Oh Reddit! :lol



Almost as bad as YouTube - where the most innocuous video will get the most hate filled comments on the internet



Or EVERY Metallica video turns into a CLiff was God - Jason and Rob are Shit argument :lol :lol
Yea man, it's crazy. I can't do more than just laugh at the whole thing. I did answered with LOL which of course also got downvoted so I just hush from now on.  :lol
Complaining about getting downvoted is gonna get you more downvotes because getting annoyed over imaginary internet points is just silly. :P Also, LOL contributes nothing to anything and will always get you more. I'd have probably piled on as well. :P

Also, here:


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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #200 on: July 25, 2013, 01:10:07 PM »
"Oh I get it. It's a dumpster that says cum on it. HILARIOUS." - Kotowboy

Well please explain why it IS funny ?  ::)


This must also be FUCKING HILARIOUS :

" CUNT "


BA HA HA HA I SAID CUNT   :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol :rollin

because it's "Cum" written on a dumpster, and "cumdumpster" is slang for slut or whore. not saying i thought it was hilarious, just an explanation.

women cops are a joke

to get a boner is just put pressure on the dick

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« Reply #203 on: July 25, 2013, 01:36:00 PM »
Fuck. That. Shit :lol

As some people MIGHT have noticed - I have a real problem with authority . Specifically bosses who are power tripping. I won't stand for it.

Some of you may have read my experience with " group interviews " recently and how they try and make you jump thru hoops purely

for their own amusement. Fuck That.

I could never be in the armed forces and be subjected to that kind of verbal onslaught.

I *hate* being made to feel just like a drone. I have to have my personality come through in whatever I do.


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« Reply #204 on: July 25, 2013, 01:57:38 PM »
Sounds like you need to own your own business...  ;)
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #205 on: July 25, 2013, 02:06:38 PM »
Lingering Football League - talking smack

Is it odd that I'm aroused by this?

Whats lingering? Your boner? =P
I think I can speak for all of the men here, and probably a couple of the ladies, by saying that you're letting us all down by not being the impetus for a lingering hockey league. I think it's high time you get your sweater, a pair of scissors and step up to the plate.
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« Reply #206 on: July 25, 2013, 02:21:13 PM »
Fuck. That. Shit :lol

As some people MIGHT have noticed - I have a real problem with authority . Specifically bosses who are power tripping. I won't stand for it.

Some of you may have read my experience with " group interviews " recently and how they try and make you jump thru hoops purely

for their own amusement. Fuck That.

I could never be in the armed forces and be subjected to that kind of verbal onslaught.

I *hate* being made to feel just like a drone. I have to have my personality come through in whatever I do.



You might be surprised how few DI's actually "power trip".  It's all just part of the game.  Off hours, they're still hard as nails, but many are friendly, even funny guys.  It's just that in a military culture, the first step is to strip away your individuality (haircuts, uniforms) and the second is to strip away your soul.  The goal is a human automaton, who will follow orders without question, without even thinking.  After you've achieved that, you can work on leadership skills.  After all, the best leaders were the best followers first.  At least that's the theory.  I caught a glimpse of it after hours one time when one of the cadre let something slip.

It was only the U.S. Coast Guard Academy, pretty much "boot camp lite" (seven weeks rather than 13), but I buckled down, ate my pride, and waited until I'd finished it before calling my dad to come get me.  I said "Fuck this shit" every day for the first three weeks, and of course that's when the vast majority of DOR's (dropped on request) happen, but I couldn't let them beat me.  It was just a game, and I was going to win.  By the end of it, I'd almost reconsidered dropping out.  I'd survived the worst of it, and there are certainly worse options than a free degree in engineering, a commission as an officer, command of my own ship at age 22 and retiring at age 42.  Now that I think about it, I probably fucked up by not staying with it.  But I did survive boot camp.  Toughest summer of my life.

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #207 on: July 25, 2013, 02:24:43 PM »
Mmm. There is nothing that would make me go through that.

Except maybe being set for life financially upon completion. Like - literally never having to worry about money ever again.

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #208 on: July 25, 2013, 02:32:15 PM »
Lingering Football League - talking smack

Is it odd that I'm aroused by this?

Whats lingering? Your boner? =P
I think I can speak for all of the men here, and probably a couple of the ladies, by saying that you're letting us all down by not being the impetus for a lingering hockey league. I think it's high time you get your sweater, a pair of scissors and step up to the plate.
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #209 on: July 25, 2013, 03:02:50 PM »
Lingering Football League - talking smack

Is it odd that I'm aroused by this?

Whats lingering? Your boner? =P
I think I can speak for all of the men here, and probably a couple of the ladies, by saying that you're letting us all down by not being the impetus for a lingering hockey league. I think it's high time you get your sweater, a pair of scissors and step up to the plate.
:tup

That's a 2nd, so the motion is passed.  Just make sure it's your jersey, and not Adam's!
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