I don't get the Hetfield table thing.
There's a line in one of the songs on Lulu where Hetfield sings "I AM THE TABLE!".
And it's a metaphor for being the subservient one in an abusive relationship but of course everyone just goes LOLOLOL LE HET IS LE TABLE LE LOL
Dude, I'm all for intelligent lyrics, avant-garde music, stepping out of your comfort zone, and all that, but
Lulu was horrendous.
If you dig it, that's cool, but I thought it was quite terrible.