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Manscaping: do you do it?

Yes, and I love it
20 (19%)
Yes, but only for my partner's sake
5 (4.8%)
No, but I've considered it
4 (3.8%)
No, that's too weird
3 (2.9%)
No, but I will consider it thanks to you, hefdaddy
1 (1%)
Not yet, but I've been planning to start
0 (0%)
I would like to, but the thought of razors down there scares the crap out of me
5 (4.8%)
No, it's against my religion
1 (1%)
I used to, but I don't anymore
3 (2.9%)
None of your business, who the hell do you think you are?
3 (2.9%)
I don't have to, I haven't hit puberty yet
0 (0%)
I trim, but I don't go completely bare
38 (36.2%)
I would never do that, even though I expect women to do so
5 (4.8%)
Kevin Moore
17 (16.2%)

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Offline MoraWintersoul

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #70 on: October 17, 2013, 03:23:31 AM »
I'd actually like to shave my arms and legs too
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #71 on: October 17, 2013, 11:46:37 AM »
There are creams you can buy (bout 6 dollars walmart), you put on with a sponge, wait 2 minutes, shower and all gone.  Some say it burns but I did not experience this.  My ex loved it and now that I am dating I'll be ready.  And aesthetically, a thick bush can give the appearance of a little less length to offer, so who doesn't want to maximize what God gave you?  And sensations are greatly increased. 

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #72 on: October 17, 2013, 11:54:19 AM »
There are creams you can buy (bout 6 dollars walmart), you put on with a sponge, wait 2 minutes, shower and all gone.  Some say it burns but I did not experience this.  My ex loved it and now that I am dating I'll be ready.  And aesthetically, a thick bush can give the appearance of a little less length to offer, so who doesn't want to maximize what God gave you?  And sensations are greatly increased. 

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #73 on: October 17, 2013, 11:59:37 AM »
Hydrochloric acid I believe......no, look in the ladies shaving section, can't remember but works great, no burn.
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #74 on: October 17, 2013, 12:01:18 PM »
Sweet, I'll probably go awkwardly poke around there at some point soon  :lol

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #75 on: October 17, 2013, 12:06:11 PM »




5. I'm not picky, but if it's a jungle down there that's not exactly appealing. I don't need to be pulling hairs out my teeth.

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #76 on: October 17, 2013, 12:09:08 PM »
I shave pretty regularly now that I've got a ladyfriend, and if I don't then I'll trim every few days since I'm the direct descendant of a fucking caveman apparently. But I've simply got a separate shaving cream and razor for my precious. I shave as I would normally, just with extra caution and a lot more shaving cream. I've never had so much as a knick or any problems with actually shaving using the extra moisturizing Gilette gel/cream. I also use a Gilette razor, the super expensive four-razor, quad-core, thick-strip, super-shave whatever-the-fuck-it's-called.

On a random note, I've found I actually like a girl with a little hair down there. Before this, I've only been with women who either have a landing strip or are completely shaved, and it was nice and still is from time to time; but god damn it, it's good to know that I'm with a woman who's passed fuckin' puberty. I mean, I don't wanna go down on The Adams Family's Thing or anything, but my girl has just been lightly trimming and it's oddly sexy. So yeah fuck the whole idea that women should be bald down there 24/7. Plus I feel the pain of doing that now and it's certainly not something I'd want to do so often that it's always bald. But mainly it's for my own benefit since I recently bought a lot of new boxers and boy is it freeing. It's all about what you're comfortable with. Fuck the men that want their women to be shaved no matter what and fuck the women who want the same. All about dat comfort. Plus she's been going down on me a lot more recently so  :police: :police: :metal :azn: :coolio

P.S. I submit that this thread be changed to "Let's Talk About Each Other's Crotches v.Shaving"
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #77 on: February 05, 2020, 03:31:28 PM »
I love that this still doesn't appear to be against anyone's religion.
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #78 on: February 05, 2020, 03:40:09 PM »
I do not.
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #79 on: February 05, 2020, 03:43:23 PM »
What blades do you guys use.

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #80 on: February 05, 2020, 04:35:40 PM »
Oh wow, this went south quickly.

I would never do it and I don't ask my wife to either and she never has.  Would I be intrigued by it if she did?  Yeah probably, but I still won't ask.
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #81 on: February 05, 2020, 05:01:30 PM »
I do, in moderation, to be neat.  I do not understand the fascination with being completely cleanshaven.  I like a little grass on the field.  Frosting on the cake.  Fuzz on the peach.  I'll stop now. :)

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #82 on: February 06, 2020, 08:41:00 AM »
What blades do you guys use.

Anyone use the Manscape lawnmower. Tearing through the garden with reckless abandon?
https://www.manscaped.com/products/lawn-mower-manscaping-2?variant=12574215438416
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #83 on: February 06, 2020, 09:42:06 AM »
I haven't bought shaving supplies in 4 years and I can't imagine how much money I've saved... A bag of disposable razors is enough for me to take care of 'miscellaneous' needs (I bought a bag in May 2016 and still have half of it left). And my electric trimmer takes care of the rest.

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #84 on: February 06, 2020, 09:49:20 AM »
Got to tend the garden, if I wasn't interested in having any sexual encounters, then I probably would be lazy and not care, but as a single dude, need to keep that in check.  I'd be pretty embarrassed to pull down my pants with a bush the first time with someone  :lol

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #85 on: February 06, 2020, 09:50:48 AM »
Got to tend the garden, if I wasn't interested in having any sexual encounters, then I probably would be lazy and not care, but as a single dude, need to keep that in check.  I'd be pretty embarrassed to pull down my pants with a bush the first time with someone  :lol

Oh yeah. Once I was ready for dinner time and then I realized I'd have to re-enact Indiana Jones hacking through the brush with a machete just to get to the hot spring. Nope. Don't like that.
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #86 on: February 06, 2020, 10:11:44 AM »
If I trim, I never go bald. But I love to keep it neatly trimmed. I can't stand the wild forest